HW Tourney:MM Champ Boko v. Dante v. ctes It kinda sucks to be a former champ around this time of year- they're not eligible for KotB, so they miss all the fun! NOT THIS YEAR, says I! Two men will step into the ring at King of the Board, and one will walk out the champion once more.
UNDERCARD
KotB: KCF0107 v. Tom Bombadil One step closer to making it that much more official!
HW Tourney: eddv v. Football v. Eagle I had a whole writeup based around XFL exploding and then I remembered Football is stuck in Boko United now.
KotB: Rad Link 5 v. warning_crazy RL5 has been on a tear to prove I was wrong to demote him, but wc's been on one of his hot streaks of late! Who deserves a shot at Nick? (or, uh, theoretically swirl)
HW Tourney:BU Champ GTM v. King Chronic v. Chris Can the reigning King reclaim some of his former glory? Will Chris get back into the groove? Or will Boko United roll onward?
KotB: BIGPUN9999 v. B8UCA Lightweight Champion eaedwards The seeding says this should be a blowout, but with Pun on a bit of a cold streak and eaed locking down the undercard, it could turn out to be quite a crapshoot!
HW Tourney: Sir Cobain v. AlecTrevelyan006 Alec may be the only former champ to slip to MW, but you never know when he'll strike again. That said, he's got a pretty rough fight between him and round 2.
KotB: Whiskey Nick v. swirldude Because who doesn't love watching Nick destroy jobbers?
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, holding a microphone.]
... I may have been misled by a bear.
Or by a bear's interpreter.
At some point, I am definitely going to have to teach that bear a lesson and force some information out of him. But for now, I have a tournament to worry about. Today, my opponent is a man named warning_crazy. He is apparently crazy about warnings. A cautious foe. He's nursing a win streak, but so am I. I crushed Mr. America beneath my feet last week, and Mr. America happens to be someone I like and respect very much. I have no qualms with doing much worse to my newest challenge. It's a bear eat bear world, out there, and I want very much to become King of the Bears.
... King of the Board, rather.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And-
[Rad Link 5 stares speechlessly at the titantron. He looks almost shaken. After a minute, he leaves the ring and goes backstage.]
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3984/tumblrle5rxjm27j1qcrr8a.gif