Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-25: Fatal Error

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it's combat carl

bringing the return of Chrono vs Chronic

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Whatever you have to tell yourself little man. We both know your being an enormous coward.

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Why is it cowardice? It's not like we're having a book-off. I might lose at something that has nothing to do with my ability as a booker.

Now I don't think I would, but I can't rule out the possibility. I COULD. And that's an unacceptable outcome since I know I'm a better booker and do more for UCA than you. You don't deserve to beat me.

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I agree, if we can't have a book-off, let's have a bok off

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bok

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From: XIII_rocks | #053
Why is it cowardice? It's not like we're having a book-off. I might lose at something that has nothing to do with my ability as a booker.

Now I don't think I would, but I can't rule out the possibility. I COULD. And that's an unacceptable outcome since I know I'm a better booker and do more for UCA than you. You don't deserve to beat me.
I will explain this ONE MORE TIME since it seems your tiny little brain cant process the concept. This match isn't even really you vs. me. Its a referendum on YOUR booking.

If your booking is so objectively great, you'll win in a landslide. The fear you show right now tells me that you are aware of how much you suck.

Theres no point in having a book-off. I am not going to be the new booker, barring some pretty extreme circumstances. So this is the way to do it.

So youre being a coward, ducking the match. Nay ducking the opportunity to prove yourself right.

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But people's will be swayed by jealousy and "for the lulz" voting. Like I said, I don't need validation.

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Bok Bok Bok Bok.

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Even as an XFL member, I think challenging XIII with his booking power on the line is quite ludicrous. Even I ran Ruin for one night 2 years ago, and it wasn't as easy as I planned it out to be, and if the best member of the XFL can't do it, then neither can anyone else.

Overtaking the UCA will happen, but it can't happen overnight. It took Peyton Manning nine years to win a SuperBowl ring, it took LeBron James nine years to win an NBA title, it took Michael Jordan seven years to win a title as well.

But while I'm not ready to book Ruins or Combats yet, I will settle for becoming King of the World, when I win the UCA Championship at King of the Board and bringing absolute glory to the XFL.

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clearly this must be settled via TEW

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COMBAT RESULTS

Nick 10-6 RL5
Whiskey_Nick advances to the KotB Semi-Finals
Alriiiiiight.

Cobain 8-8 ctes
Cobain and ctes play out a tie! I take it that means the match will be a triple-threat, but it's Tom's call!

Dante 25-2 Alec
Dante is #1 Contender to the MELEE MAYHEM title
That happened.

eaed 7-8 KCF
KCF advances to the KotB Semi-Finals
eaed and KCF put on a classic match, but KCF just pulls this one out! Tune in for the Eruption Semi-Finals: KCF vs. Whiskey_Nick! Nick, Maniac, Reg and KCF...one of these will be crowned king come Sunday!

Football 8-8 GTM
Football and GTM ALSO play out a tie. Could this mean...ANOTHER fatal 4-way match at KotB?

Tom/Wigs 6-10 Chris/Drak
Oh hey these guys actually are competent

Boko/Maniac def. Reg/eddv in a hardcore match because I'm not counting that
Maniac is the new InterBoardinental Champion though, really, Boko should be
Yeaaah....

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so there will be 3 sff boko united matches, correct

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it would appear

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oh it looks like Boko isn't given a IB chance and Koala or Raze will

bok

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oh

tom and his "divisions"

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I just woke up to find police/animal control trying to capture a bear that is across the street from me, and was at what point in my and my neighbors' backyard.

This is getting too real for me, guys.

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Don't worry RL5

Nee is on the case.

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I am not joking.

There's no "search" for the bear, though. It is holed up in a tree across the street from my house. The police are trying to keep it up there until New Jersey Fish, Game, and Wildlife shows up.

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I figured you weren't but it's just too hilarious to be actually true imo

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XIII thought I was making it up, so I figured most people probably thought that.

This has gone too far, imo. Coming to my home. My sanctuary. What happens in UCA should STAY in UCA.

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Reality Era obviously

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

go knock its brains out

as your neighbourhood audience continues to stretch and yawn

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SO XIII.... Agree to the terms of our contract.

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From: GTM | #067
oh it looks like Boko isn't given a IB chance and Koala or Raze will

bok


sounds fair to me~

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From: edwardsdv | #077
SO XIII.... Agree to the terms of our contract.

Nah

I will continue to GM Ruin and be better at it than you could possibly hope to be, and you will continue to do absolutely nothing about it~

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Don't worry Boko, after I finish with the KotB tourney I'll give you a shot at the IB title if you want it.

Dante is #1 Contender to the MELEE MAYHEM title
That happened.

Sweet, we can make sure the MM title stays in Boko United! I think Dante is the only one of us not to have held it.

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Football too

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From: XIII_rocks | #064

eaed 7-8 KCF
KCF advances to the KotB Semi-Finals
eaed and KCF put on a classic match, but KCF just pulls this one out! Tune in for the Eruption Semi-Finals: KCF vs. Whiskey_Nick! Nick, Maniac, Reg and KCF...one of these will be crowned king come Sunday!

Damn that XIII! lol jk

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ERUPTION RESULTS

Maniac 10-8 Reg
Maniac64 is still the B8UCA InterBoardinental Champion
Maniac64 advances to KotB final
Maniac validates his title reign with a win over former champ Regaro - a win that also sees him advance to the finals of King of the Board!

Nick 8-8 KCF
Nick and KCF advance to the KotB final
It will be a triple-threat match (I think)! Will we see The Maniaking, the Whiskey King, or K(ing)CF?!

Chronic 13-4 JC
Chronic sees his reign end on a high note.

Nee 11-7 Dp
DP put up a relatively good fight here. Promising for ZeroSignal's chances this Sunday.

Raze 5-13 War
Raze blown away by War here.

Koala 7-10 Nio
Koala is the #1 Contender to the Interboardinental Title
Koala loses to Nio, but gets the title shot anyway by outscoring Mr. Raze.

jdizzy (7) d. nintendogirl1 (6) and ertyu (4)
Pretty even stuff here, but ertyu is the new jester.

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Don't get me wrong, guys. I love Tom. But I don't particularly agree with double or even triple-booking my superstars.

...That said, I was never betrayed by KCF, either, so I can sort of see why Tom would want to do this. So whatevs. So Maniac will defend his IB title against Koala, his MM title against Dante, and will challenge Nick and KCF in an attempt to become King of the Board.

Meanwhile I am going to protect KCF by withdrawing him for the MW title match as I promised. But War significantly impressed me when he beat Raze so impressively, so instead of just being a triple-threat it will remain a fatal 4-way; War vs. Sess vs. ExTha vs. DP!

Also, I feel it would be silly to have Nick defend the tag-titles with little old me while he's involved int he biggest singles match of his career, and as such I'm afraid that Whiskey on the Rocks will not be defending their tag-team titles at KotB.

So here's the full match card!

KotB final: Nick vs. KCF vs. Maniac
HW title: ctes vs. Cobain vs. Football vs. GTM
UCA title: Nee vs. ZeroSignal
LW 2/3 falls: eaed vs. Warning_Crazy
MW title #1 contender: War vs. ExTha vs. Sess vs. DP
IB: Maniac vs. Koala
MM: Maniac vs. Dante

I would like to see another match. Because edwards is too much of a coward to face me in a stip-less match, I would instead like to challenge Boko one-on-one, non-title, nothing else. Just two grand slam champions putting on a classic. You deserve your PPV paycheck becaue in my mind you were robbed of the Interboardinental Title, and it would be an honour to take on one of the best that this company has to offer.

What do you say?

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Everybody get ready for King of the Board Starring Maniac! As it seems I am the Bret Hart or Dolph Ziggler of the UCA.

Some people might be upset about being triple booked in three important matches. I however am not. I love the competition of UCA. I love the chaos of never knowing what is going to happen next card. This triple booking it just another example of it. Who could have predicted it? Never, in any wrestling federation, has a man defended two titles and fought for another in three distinct matches in one night! UCA has given me a place in the history books, and for that I am grateful.

I would especially like to thank Nick and KCF for causing the second triple threat match in the KotB tourney! You guys know how much I love stuff like this! I cannot think of a better way to crown the KING OF CHAOS!

Finally I just want to ensure that Dante will not be taking it easy on me in our match. You've helped me keep this title before and I don't want you to bring anything less than 100%. Win or lose I just want to know that I faced you at your best. Besides, we know the title will stay in the family. Let's show these people why Boko United is the best stable around!

This Sunday is going to be a great night, and I can't wait to put on the top 3 matches! This is going to be fun.

LET CHAOS REIGN!

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This Sunday...

King of the Board! Canada Day! What a day to crown me, Whiskey Nick as the new KING.

My competitors are both worthy adversaries, KCF has already taken me to the limit, and Maniac was the winner of one of the greatest matches ever in the Elimination Hell in a Cell TLC Chamber match. Both with close ties to me, KCF being part of Team XIII helping us win the right to book Combat which led to the aforementioned EHiaCTLCC match.

I look forward to the insanity that will surely follow.

ALL HAIL KING WHISKEY NICK!

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From: XIII_rocks | #079
From: edwardsdv | #077
SO XIII.... Agree to the terms of our contract.

Nah

I will continue to GM Ruin and be better at it than you could possibly hope to be, and you will continue to do absolutely nothing about it~
Youre such a coward. One of these days all oft hese people are going to see you for the horrible human being you are.

Now accept the match or just accept that you are terrible at your job.

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KCF being part of Team XIII helping us win the right to book Combat which led to the aforementioned EHiaCTLCC match.

I cool, we are all connected to the awesomeness of that match!

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XIII vs. eddv

if eddv can double XIII then he gets another match with XIII at the next PPV for ... whatever it is he has been going on about for the last week?

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From: XIII_rocks | #084
KotB final: Nick vs. KCF vs. Maniac
HW title: ctes vs. Cobain vs. Football vs. GTM
UCA title: Nee vs. ZeroSignal
LW 2/3 falls: eaed vs. Warning_Crazy
MW title #1 contender: War vs. ExTha vs. Sess vs. DP
IB: Maniac vs. Koala
MM: Maniac vs. Dante
You forgot a match.

Me vs You for Your Right to Book Ruin!

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Nope.avi~

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A Middleweight #1 Contender's Match...

How drab.

So many people speak of cowardice and chaos, while possessing so much honor. It's a tragic flaw, lacking the desire to make the absolute most of opportunities.

Luckily, someone failed to protect their most precious treasure, and I have no such fault.

Whiskey on the Rocks™ Brand Faction, thank you.

*War exits into the night with the Money in the Bank Briefcase*

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HW title: ctes vs GTM

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The glass ceiling is starting to crack. This Sunday, a fatal 4 way match for the World Heavyweight Championship. A match to decide who is Combat's #1 user. There's only one man who deserves to hold this title. Me, Sir Cobain, AKA Mr. Combat, AKA the only thing keeping this show relevant.

I am the superstar that Combat needs going forward and nobody can deny me. Not Dr. Football, not ctes, not GTM. You can try all you want but just look at what I've done to my other rivals. TheRock has left the UCA out of fear of facing me again and is currently trying, unsuccessfully, to take the UCA to court. And edwards, well ever since our match at Modern Warfare, he's gasping for relevance like a goldfish out of his bowl, and I'm competing for the biggest prize in our sport, I don't think I need to elaborate further. This Sunday, I am returning to the top of the mountain, I am winning the Heavyweight Title, and I am going to show the world why I am Mr. Combat.

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Rad Link 5 @RadLink5UCA
I'm done living in fear.

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wait what

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Right after I tweeted that, I closed my twitter account out of fear.

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meanwhile at the ppv

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JUSTICE! is defined as the quality of being just; righteousness, equitableness, or moral rightness.

All of which is what the UCA lacks. This place is filled with greed and the distructicion and injustice that it causes.

INJUSTICE is defined as violation of the rights of others; unjust or unfair action or treatment.

When I come to UCA INJUSTICE will no longer exist and will be vanquish like all evildoers..

I will be the ultimate champion and defender of JUSTICE!!


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