Poll of the Day > Why are people attracted to assholes?

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DorkLink
04/12/17 1:59:27 AM
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No, I'm not going all redpill on you, I literally mean assholes


I don't know if this is a new trend or what but I hope it stops
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Lokarin
04/12/17 1:59:56 AM
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Do you mean figurative literal assholes... or actual literal assholes?
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TheWorstPoster
04/12/17 2:00:33 AM
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They like poop
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Mead
04/12/17 2:00:48 AM
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Probably because you only ever really see one when you are gonna have sex
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Lokarin
04/12/17 2:04:07 AM
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I mean are you talking about people with bad attitudes or the sffffffffffink
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Kyuubi4269
04/12/17 2:06:30 AM
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Because a ballsy bastard is more competent than herbivore men.
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PimpMyRhydon
04/12/17 2:08:36 AM
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Lightning Bolt
04/12/17 2:12:21 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Because a ballsy bastard is more competent than herbivore men.

Herbivore?
You mean... you actually eat the... dude that's grody.
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MICHALECOLE
04/12/17 2:13:15 AM
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Lightning Bolt posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Because a ballsy bastard is more competent than herbivore men.

Herbivore?
You mean... you actually eat the... dude that's grody.

Great sex is grody
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deoxxys
04/12/17 2:17:22 AM
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shit is tight yo
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PK_Spam
04/12/17 2:21:33 AM
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Maybe the guy isn't an asshole and you're just salty he's getting the chance to plow that girl you like. Hell, he's probably doing it right now, and she's probably screaming in ecstasy. Meanwhile, you know you'll never get her to moan that way. Even on your best day.

I'm being mean, sorry. I still get a little riles up at the thought of my ex banging other guys even though I've been getting laid too.

Just... uh... hit the gym and you'll get some other fine lady
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Smarkil
04/12/17 2:21:51 AM
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Lokarin posted...
Do you mean figurative literal assholes... or actual literal assholes?

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ImmortalityV
04/12/17 2:22:23 AM
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Idk, ask the people attracted to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs


:P j/k
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Claude_Frollo
04/12/17 2:24:08 AM
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Hey, if it's a moist hole then why not, know what I mean?
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DorkLink
04/12/17 2:40:23 AM
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I'm not sure what was confusing about me saying literally assholes. You know, like anuses
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SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 8:54:35 AM
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I've never went to town on one with my mouth, but I've had the inclination lately to try it.

I think the subliminal messages in media lately are getting to me.
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Ultima_Dragoon
04/12/17 9:21:15 AM
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1. It's a part we don't get to see often
2. It's a hole that you can stick things in
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ReggieTheReckless
04/12/17 9:26:44 AM
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dedbus
04/12/17 9:44:45 AM
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Some kids stick crayons up their nose. There's no limit to human curiosity.
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mastermix3000
04/12/17 11:17:47 AM
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PimpMyRhydon posted...
If she's clean, I'm down to eat.


Ha
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Questionmarktarius
04/12/17 11:21:55 AM
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Because, we're constantly surrounded by assholes anyway.
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DorkLink
04/12/17 1:22:05 PM
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Zangulus posted...
It's just another fun aspect of sex.


I get that, but the thing I find weird about it is that everyone has one and they all pretty much look the same. It's not like a vagina or penis or breasts or... pretty much every other body part where there's a large amount of variance from person to person. That variance is what makes it exciting, especially if it's a part that you generally don't see unless you're involved in sexual situations
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wwinterj25
04/12/17 1:45:09 PM
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I definitely like a good arse and arses are different from person to person. It's not however the hole I'm attracted to. I'm not really a fan of the thought of anal sex. Maybe one day I'll change my mind on that front though. Still I'm not against the idea of others things involving a arse/arsehole.
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SunWuKung420
04/12/17 2:00:10 PM
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I like a nice butt but I have no interest in the chocolate starfish.
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Smarkil
04/12/17 3:56:55 PM
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I don't really understand the anus fetish either. It doesn't do it for me.

Although I do think preferring a nice ass comes with age. Like I used to be a tit man, but now I'm an ass man.
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