Board 8 > I do not support chicken rights

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SURPRISE CYOA

You wake up in your bedroom and immediately decide to

A) Take A Shower
B) Check Board 8
C) Play that super cool Steam game you bought, surprisingly
D) Eat the Giant Pizza you had stored underneath your pillow
E) Touch Your Teddy Bear
F) Get ye flask

First to 3 gets picked. The choices seem mundane but may be crucial to the theme of this CYOA
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B

C
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F
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D
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More people should be advocated
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E
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A
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F
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F

The Fs have it; flask time
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Oh we are doing this

F: Get ye flask (AKA Fantasy theme)

What were the other options? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW YOU DIDN'T PICK THEM

You decide to get ye flask, unfortunately, it appears that you cannot get ye flask, as it is in a castle far away, which is sealed by four mythical demons that you do not currently have the knowledge about. Damn, it's almost like you are in a certain VIDEO GAME. With some... fantasy elements. It might even be the final one! (Oh wait, there's like 20 other installments never mind)

So you see some old man in a cave and he asks who you are, you decide to state your name and your class

A) Barbarian
B) Cleric
C) Red Mage
D) Thief
E) Cyborg Ninja
F) Miller
G) Beggar
H) Doctor turned Actor
I) Voodoo Witch Doctor
J) Bard


First to two this time

First person to respond gets to pick the name
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C

Name: Red Mage
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I
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Shaduln posted...

C

Name: Red Mage

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welp
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C

You tell him your back story. You are the legendary Red Mage, Red Mage! Except you don't pronounce it like it rhymes with page, but rather Mah-Jay. Because of your heritage. People always get confused because you happen to be a Red Mage, a jack of all trades who is good at several types of magic and swordfighting. It's almost like you are entirely built to take on this CYOA like the complete champion that you are.

Well, you would be, except you don't happen to have a sword. Or anything really. You have the fancy Red Mage clothes, but what are you supposed to do with them other than show people that you are FREAKING RED MAGE

The Old Man turns to you, and... in typical old man in Adventure games fashion, just says

"It's Dangerous to go alone... Red Mage. TAKE THIS!"

and he decides to give you

A) The Legendary Sword of Greatness, Sverðlax
B) A Trout
C) A Used Tissue
D) A Crazy Succubus Bodyguard
E) Whatever is in the mystery box

First to three this time
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c
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D

D

D
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E
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Alright kids we'll do D

The Old Man gives you a winged demon lady. It turns out that the old man is just a pimp and owns a bunch of succubuses that he moves around every now and then. He noticed you, Red Mage, and decided that he did not want no trouble so he gave you a gift to use for your own pleasure.

You ask the creature for her name

"UUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Right. Because calling her UUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is going to get old very quickly, we will instead call her something else that will get old very quickly: Crazy Succubus Bodyguard.

So you both go to the town aptly named Town and a lone guard stands in the way. He simply says "None Shall Pass". What do you do?

A) Present Crazy Succubus Bodyguard
B) Challenge him to a duel
C) Sing the song of your native land, "Kiss From A Rose"
D) Perform a puppet show with your crazed succubus bodyguard
E) Rock Paper Scissors to see if you can get in

First to 3 again. If there is not much interest I may bump it down to 2.
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D
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F) Tell him your name is None.
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A
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A
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D) Perform a puppet show with your crazed succubus bodyguard
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D
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C
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D

You have decided that the best way to get past the guard is to perform a puppet show with your succubus bodyguard, Crazy Succubus Bodyguard. And no, it's not that kind of puppet show, but rather a cute and innocent one about a kid named Bob and his friend Steve as they look to collect apples from the Evil Dragon, Evil Dragon's lair.

Eventually towards the end of the puppet show the evil dragon roars and fights the duo and so to combat this Bob and Steve

A) Blast what appears to be confetti at the Dragon
B) Cast a powerful Lightning spell on the Dragon
C) Hug the Evil Dragon
D) Literally throw Steve at the Dragon
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C
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D

D
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C.
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D
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C.
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D) Literally throw Steve at the Dragon
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D

I read that as 'for the evil dragon' and thought this was going to be a heartwarming tale of evil. Clearly the correct choice is C, but i think D might have won here.
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