Poll of the Day > PotD Battle Royale Season 3. Official topic

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The Reaping

Once again we find ourselves at an impasse, my friends. Twenty four competitors shall enter the arena and only one shall emerge victorious. Death, dismay, sex and blood, all the things we love that keep us coming back for more. We here at HQ have gone through some rebranding, we are dropping the name “The Hunger Games”, because seriously, who the fuck wants to talk about food when people are fighting for their lives. These competitors are more than just hungry, they are vicious beasts that represent all that is good and evil within the human spirit. They embody the true nature of all of us and fight to honor every living soul that bears witness to their final desperate breath or their moment of great triumph. Season three of the PotD Battle Royale begins now. Your announcer is drunk and fucked up on sedatives so let’s waste no time getting started here.

In this edition we will be going back to the basics. A jungle setting filled with dense trees and wildlife, hidden caverns and ravenous rivers. Pretty much the entirety of the arena shall be covered in the dense foliage, but many secrets will lie hidden within for our competitors to find. The arena is split into two main sectors, one being at the top and the other falling off the edge of a tremendous cliff. Waterfalls flow rapidly down this cliff side from various points. The bloodbath shall take place in the upper portion of the arena and only the most skilled survivalists shall find themselves surviving the deadly climb to the dense basin of this vast jungle.

With that said we have a freshly cooked up batch of clones of many of your previous favorites as well as some new blood ready to try their hand at bringing honor to their districts. Without further adieu allow me to introduce you to this battles competitors. May the odds be ever in their favor.

District 1
Armistice
Charlie Kelly

District 2
Dick Tracy
Keyblader

District 3
wwinter
Madsack

District4
Mead
trodi

District 5
I Abibde
SmokeMassTree

District 6
Noodles
ss4parrothair

District 7
Larry
MrMelodramatic

District 8
SunWuKung420
Susan Boyle

District 9
Arv
Jen

District 10
George Washington
Tardis

District 11
RFC22
Mario vs DK

District 12
KogaSteelfang
thecolorgreen
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@PK_Spam @nurlen @keyblader1985 @wwinterj25 @EvilMegas @Mead @trodi_911 @I_Abibde @SmokeMassTree @TheGreatNoodles
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@ss4parrothair @LaggnFragnLarry @MrMelodramatic @SunWuKung420 @CountessRolab @ArvTheGreat @Jen0125 @SkynyrdRocker @Tardis2015 @RFC22
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@Mario_VS_DK @KogaSteelfang @thecolorgreen
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Do parrots even have hair? I have three and none of them do. Something fishy is going on...
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The man in yellow will destroy all

TheCyborgNinja posted...

Do parrots even have hair? I have three and none of them do. Something fishy is going on...

For the sake of this narrative he is more hair than anything else.
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Interesting...
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Susan...we got this!
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Tracked.
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Let's fuck shit up koga!!
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Alright!
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Things are about to get arvified
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6A again? XD

Tracking.
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things are about to get melodramatic and slutty

Who shall be the first to fall before me?

Probably myself, like usual...
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The Bloodbath

As the podiums rise from from the ground a new set of tributes find themselves facing a grand cornucopia. They are in a small clearing that is surrounded on all sides by dense jungle forests. They can hear exotic parrots cawing out as they fly overhead and monkeys screaming at one another in the distance. Thick roots and vines cover the floor of the clearing as the tributes look towards one another, sizing each other up. The countdown begins as the more aggressive contenders prepare the charge the cornucopia for supplies, while others convince themselves that fleeing to fight another day is the best option. As the countdown reaches zero and the horn blares out the contestants leap from their podiums and charge forth to their fates.

MrMelodramatic gets a momentary flash of a memory of being decapitated at a previous bloodbath and takes off into the forest empty handed.

Jen uses her powerful leg muscles to sprint up to the cornucopia before anyone else. She manages to grab a single backpack before taking off and running into the forest as the rest of the tributes come barreling in on her.

Dick Tracy was making a run for supplies when he was grabbed by his coat and pulled to the ground. He looked up to see a tall man standing over him wearing a powdered wig and smiling down at him with wooden teeth. The unarmed Dick Tracy barely had time to react as George Washington launched a hard knee straight into his face. Dick fell to his back but he attempted to spin around and regain his footing. His effort was in vain as Washington still had a firm grip on his bright yellow coat. Dick Tracy fell to his knees as George Washington pulled him in close. With his victim at his knees George laid punch after punch into Dick Tracy’s face. The PI found himself to be quite helpless without the use of a gun to back him up. He tried to keep a tough demeanor as Washington pounded his fists into his face again and again. Eventually Dick fell limp and Washington slammed his knee down on his throat. Dick’s bruised face turned purple as he struggled for breath, but after a few moments he was overcome by the assault. George Washington picked up a sharp rock from the ground and jabbed it into Dick’s hairline. He rakes the sharp rock across his forehead and pulls hard on his hair as Dick’s signature hat falls flaccidly to the ground. Leaving his opponent dead and bleeding Washington runs off into the jungle without visiting the cornucopia, holding the scalp of his prey in hand.
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As various groups of tributes begin to fall into combat on their way to the cornucopia four warriors find themselves reaching it at just about the same time. Arv and Parrothair approach for the east side as SunWuKung and I Abibde come in from the east. Able to grab their weapons first Arv and Parrothair nod to one another making a silent agreement to take on their opponents as a team. Arv grabbed hold of a shining scimitar while Parrothair took hold of a long silver spear. Arv immediately lunged forward at Abibde before he could grab any equipment, causing him to stumble back. At the same time SunWuKung managed to grab a flail as he prepared to defend himself as Parrothair charged toward him. Sunny managed to deflect the initial thrust of the long spear but he was out ranged by Parrothairs weapon. Parrot regained his composure and thrust forward with a mighty force that Sunny was unable to deflect and drove his spear into his thigh. Sunny fell to the ground crying out in agony looking over just in time to see Arv slice through the helpless body of I Abibde repeatedly. Arv let out a sick laugh as he cut his victim down to pieces and Abibde was reduced to not much more than hunks of chopped up flesh. In a desperate attempt to defend himself Sunny swung his flail upward knocking Parrot’s spear skyward, but his opponent answered back with a hard kick to the chest. Sunny fell down to his back and before he could move or slide out of the way Parrothair plunged his spear straight into his chest. Sunny coughed and choked up blood in his last moments as Parrot hair twisted his spear and haphazardly tore it from Sunny’s chest. Arv and Parrothair gave each other an acknowledging nod of respect before taking off into the jungle in separate directions.

Noodles makes his way to the treeline. He decided that it would be wisest to wait for the cornucopia to be unoccupied before trying the collect resources. He knew that he was risking all of the good equipment being taken before he had his chance, but he was willing to risk it after witnessing the brutal killings that had already taken place.

Thecolorgreen being new to the games and the bloodshed immediately felt uneasy as he watched as Sunny and Abibde were dismantled so quickly. He decided his best bet would be to take off into the jungle without scavenging from the cornucopia, hoping he would find some valuable resources hidden within the trees.

After the killings of Dick Tracy, I Abibde and SunWuKung the remaining tributes decided to plunder the cornucopia without causing too much conflict between one another. Keyblader ran up quickly and grabbed a handful of knives before taking off. Tardis found a spear and quickly evacuated himself from the area. SmokeMassTree wanted to find something good, but he saw an intimidating looking female coming up behind him and decided that he would grab the first thing that he could find which was a few throwing knives, before disappearing into the jungle. Madsack ran up and grabbed a long sword from inside. He held it up over his head, he looked proud and ready to win sporting his all new look of a blood red smile smeared across the paper bag covering his head. He was ready to do some killing but the area was getting too crowded and he wanted the thrill of hunting his victims down in this dense forest.

As Armistice ran up to the supplies the others dispersed. She took her time and found a box hidden behind a shelf. She opened it up and found and old revolver with several rounds inside. She held the revolver up and started shooting at the tributes that remained dispersed throughout the clearing. Upon hearing the incoming shots Mario turned tail and ran from the cornucopia, managing to make it to the safety of the forest without being hit. Koga had been charging in and was unable to move as a bullet hit his straight in the chest. He fell to the ground as a pool of blood collected beneath him.
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Armistice laughed to herself as she took Koga down, she looked down at her revolver and began to walk out of the cornucopia and into the clearing. The other tributes used this opportunity to get in and grab supplies before quickly disappearing into the dense jungle. Charlie Kelly screamed out loudly as he charged forward, but no one paid him much mind. He grabbed a pair of sais. After spinning them around in front of him and making some rad kung fu kicks he took off disappearing into the woods.

Larry ran up and grabbed the first thing he saw which just happened to be a first aid kit. Mead snuck up from behind and found a simple wooden spear and Trodi was able to find a backpack full of camping equipment, which would surely come in handy when night was to fall. Wwinter was running around the cornucopia the long way, once he entered he was surprised by a sucker punch from RFC who was lying in waiting. RFC held a large knife over his head ready to stab it into wwinter, but he managed to scramble to his feet and run into the forest as RFC gave chase. Beyond everyone’s expectations Susan Boyle managed to sneak into the cornucopia amidst all of the chaos and grab hold of a sack loaded with explosives. She smiled deviously as she planned on the mayhem that she would inevitably cause ahead with her new arsenal.

Armistice smiled as she walked into the clearing. She shot her revolver once again into Koga’s body. Smoke rose from the bullet hole in his abdomen. She stood over her victim and smile and it seemed like the snake tattooed on her face was smiling down at the bleeding man as well. She pulled back the trigger on her gun once again and pointed it at Koga’s face ready to ensure his death. She breathed in deep as she savored the moment of her first kill in a long while. Just as she was ready to pull the trigger Koga’s eyes opened up wide with a shining with a bright yellow tinge. He got to his feet at an unimaginable speed. Armistice reeled back, shocked that Koga still had fight in him. She quickly shot three more bullets into him, but they did little to deter him. Koga let out a beastly roar as he leapt forward and knocked Armistice to the ground. He grabbed her by the neck and slammed her head against the ground repeatedly, all the while he was fantasizing about eating her flesh once the kill was complete. After several minutes the beautiful tattooed girl laid limp in Koga’s hands as he slowly started to return to reality. He was bleeding heavily from the bullet wounds, but they somehow managed not to be fatal given his unique circumstances. He scrambled off into the woods leaving the dead body of Armistice behind him, hoping to find something in the jungle that he could use to slow his bleeding.

As the last tribute disappeared from the clearing Noodles approached the cornucopia, stepping on the various dead bodies as he made his way towards it. He took his time and looted as much as he could, stocking up on food, water, medical supplies and grabbing a large scythe that looked to have a decent range on it. As he left he stopped by the dead body of Armistice and collected her revolver and all of the spare ammo that she had in the box. He smile as he left the clearing and ran into the forest heavily stocked up and prepared for whatever may come after him.

Proceed.
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Arv has a coupon to friendlys and he knows how to use r... wait it's not hunger games anymore never mind then *tucks coupon back in arvs briefs*
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You got me, I thought I was out already. Phew.
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How am I supposed to kill people with camping gear? =(
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KogaSteelfang posted...

You got me, I thought I was out already. Phew.

I think I took your place this time, Koga. At least it wasn't fire!
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I_Abibde posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

You got me, I thought I was out already. Phew.

I think I took your place this time, Koga. At least it wasn't fire!

Sorry. :/
My gut says I won't last very long though, I feel like I'll be out within 2 updates, but you never know.
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Stupid Pirate Guy posted...

Thecolorgreen being new to the games and the bloodshed immediately felt uneasy as he watched as Sunny and Abibde were dismantled so quickly. He decided his best bet would be to take off into the jungle without scavenging from the cornucopia, hoping he would find some valuable resources hidden within the trees.

this is what i would actually do tbh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGitN3vC0xE

This is me the entire match
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I had a spear. Unleashing my inner Cid Highwind!
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Lol sunny died in the bloodbath again. He's gonna be maaaad
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Well. There go two of my potential partners.
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I don't even remember writing this.
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that's just a sign of being a great artist

Stupid Pirate Guy posted...

I don't even remember writing this.

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

that's just a sign of being a great artist

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Thanks
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EvilMegas posted...

This is me the entire match

"You're ghostin' us, motherfucker!"

LOL.
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Bump.
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Good news everyone. I got around to compile the first two games into word docs so I can send them to you if you so desire. A few people have requested this. So if anyone else wants copies of the first two games go ahead and pm me your email.
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Topic Found!

Sorry it's been a minute bros. The early updates are th e hardest to churn out. Gonna get on it tonight.
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Day 1

The survivors of the bloodbath quickly dispersed through the upper level of the jungle as they each worked on their own plans to survive the arduous path that now lie in front of them. MrMelodramatic continued to run through the dense forest until he felt a comfortable enough distance from the cornucopia. He could no longer hear the screams of death or gunshots ringing out so he felt himself the be safe for the moment. He approached a giant tree with a tremendous trunk and decided that he could make a decent camp for himself amongst its thick roots. He found a good spot and began to search the nearby area for firewood, as he prepared for the night.

Jen came to a wide river in the middle of the jungle. She considered crossing it to gain some more distance on the other tributes, but something in her gut told her that the waters weren’t safe. She instead decided to climb a tree and check out the supplies that she managed to get from the cornucopia. Inside of her pack she found several feet of rope and a retractable fishing rod along with some bait. She was hoping for food or a weapon but she quickly decided to make due with what she had and climbed out on a branch overhanging the river and let down her fishing line. After several minutes she felt a pull on the line. She reeled it in hard, feeling proud that she managed to catch a fish on her first try. She pulled the line hard once she had reeled it in and her catch was launched into the air. Instead of a delicious fish she had torn a serpent from its underwater home and it looked quite displeased about it. The snake opened its mouth and let out a sinister hiss as it flew towards Jen. She threw away the fishing rod as the snake flew just over her face, biting toward her. The serpent along with the fishing rod fell into the river and quickly disappeared below the surface. Feeling a shudder of terror from her surprising catch Jen quickly climbed down the tree and continued into the jungle, away from the river.

Noodles had been taking his time at the cornucopia making sure that he gathered every piece of gear that he possibly could. He had to put down some of the backpacks he had gathered as he continued to search the dead bodies. He had tucked the pistol into his belt, keeping it at arms reach at all times, and held the scythe in his hands looking like a reaper as he plundered the bodies. He didn’t find much from the dead opponents, just a small flail sitting next to the impaled body of SunWuKung. He grabbed it and decided that he would search around the backside of the cornucopia in case any items were hidden there.

Thecolorgreen had been watching Noodles from the treeline, hidden amongst the thick underbrush. He had his eyes on the gear that Noodles had left behind. He had gathered at least three full backpacks of supplies. As Noodles turned the corner around the cornucopia Green took his chance and took off in a sprint for the supplies. He began to sweat as he ran through the clearing, knowing full well that if Noodles saw him he would be able to take him out from a distance. Green made it to the pile of gear and decided to only steal one pack, given the chance that it would go unnoticed. Without taking a moment to check he sprinted back off into the woods as fast as he could. As he approached the treeline he nearly dove into it for safety. He breathed heavily as he turned around and looked. He was relieved to see that Noodles had not yet stepped back into sight and Green decided to take off before he came back and noticed that some of his gear had been taken.
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RFC had lost track of wwinter in the jungle. The density of the forest made it hard to track where he had disappeared to. Not feeling discouraged RFC held his knife at the ready as he continued to hunt for wwinter or any other tribute that may cross his path.

Wwinter was relieved to have escaped his pursuer and he found himself at a small stream. During the bloodbath he had fallen into the mud when RFC had gotten the jump on him and his clothes were caked in it. He was already beginning to feel his skin chafe against the dirty clothes as he ran so he decided that he would quickly wash them off in the river. He undressed down to his underpants and soaked his clothes in the stream. With the mud washed away he hung them on a nearby branch so that they could dry. It was hot and humid in this forest so he figured that his clothes would dry fast enough, and he figured that in the meantime he may as well wash himself off as well. He jumped into the stream, the cool water felt good on his hot skin.

As wwinter enjoyed himself he was unaware that he was being watched by another. SmokeMassTree approached the stream as wwinter was distracted. Wwinter hadn’t noticed the intrusion at all he was too busy enjoying cooling off and looking up at the beautiful scenery. Smoke thought for a moment that wwinter would be an easy kill as he was, but he instead decided to make things more interesting for his survival experience. He smiled as he grabbed wwinter’s clothes and disappeared back into the jungle completely unnoticed.

George Washington gritted his wooden dentures together as he walked down a dirt path in the woods. He had attached Dick Tracy’s severed scalp to his belt and he hoped to increase that collection soon.

Larry did his best to camouflage himself using the surrounding foliage. He covered his face in dirt and covered his body in exotic leaves creating a makeshift ghillie suit for himself.

Arv was hungry for blood. He took great pleasure in hacking Abibde apart during the bloodbath he thought as he swung his glistening scimitar through the dense jungle cutting down the brush that blocked his way. The mighty sword made him feel powerful and he couldn’t wait to slice up his next victim.

Trodi was disappointed by his find of camping equipment during the bloodbath. Sure a tent may come in handy if if were to rain, but as it is he couldn’t imagine trying to sleep in this jungle at all knowing of the constant threat of attack that surrounded him. He rustled through the equipment some more and came across a bunch of pointed metal ground stakes. Not the most suitable weapon for battle, but better than nothing. He held a stake in each hand as he continued to walk through the maze of trees.
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Koga held on to his chest and stomach as blood slowly poured from the wounds. The three shots he had taken after he had gotten back to his feet didn’t seem to damage him, but the earlier bullets he took were now imbedded inside of him and he knew he would need medical aid if he had any hope of surviving. He stumbled through jungle. The area was dark as the sun was blocked out by the thick canopy of leaves. He heard monkeys screaming from above, it was almost like they were laughing at him. He tried to look up and see them but he could only see darkness. He grabbed a thick branch from the ground and used it as a walking stick. He continued to walk for what felt like miles, when he finally saw light shining in the distance. He hurried forward, excited to see something other than trees. As he approached the light he found himself standing on the edge of a tremendous cliff. It was a straight drop with no incline. There were some thick roots sticking through the cliffside that could make for decent handholds, but he dared not attempt to descend the cliff in his current condition. Disappointed by this turn of events he turned around to return to the forest. His heart sunk as he saw a trail of his blood leading back into the trees, and standing over top of that trail was Mead, holding a spear and pointing it straight at Koga.

Mead furrowed his brow as Koga finally took notice of him. He had been following his blood trail for some time now, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. He looked at Koga who was shocked and exhausted. He appeared to be unarmed other than a stick that he had pulled from the forest ground. Mead walked forward to approach him and Koga stood still stricken with fear. He had already lost a lot of blood from his bullet wounds. He grabbed at his bloodstained shirt as Mead continued to walk forward. Knowing that he had no other choice Koga let out a battle cry and rushed at Mead swinging the branch. He managed to knock Mead’s spear out of the way as he rushed at him. Koga attempted to tackle Mead to the ground, but in his weakened state he fell to the ground as Mead jumped back staying on his feet. Mead considered ending Koga then and there but he instead started kicking him in his stomach and chest. The blood that had pooled on Koga’s clothes grew as Mead relentlessly kicked and pummeled him with the blunt end of the spear. As Koga fell limp Mead raised his spear ready to end it when Koga suddenly rolled out of the way.

Mead scowled as he looked down to see Koga suddenly filled with an anomalous adrenaline. His eye glowed a yellow tinge once again and he yelled out a beastly roar as he quickly got to his feet. Not willing to take any chances Mead took off running out of the woods towards the edge of the cliff. He had seen Koga do this earlier against Armistice. He didn’t know what was up with him, but some strange chemistry was going on inside of his body that would render him immune to pain and give him bursts of strength.

Koga hunched over and ran after Mead as fast as he could. His mind was filled with images of violence and cannibalism. All that he wanted now was to descend upon his prey and devour it. Mead exited the forest and entered the light of the cliff edge and quickly squatted behind a tree. He heard Koga approaching and he jumped out from his hiding spot, spearing Koga straight in the gut and forced him back. The spear penetrated Koga’s skin but did little to deter his attack, he grabbed hold of Mead’s arm with both hands and dug his nails in hard. Mead shouted out and with all of his strength he swung Koga to the edge of the cliff. Koga hit the edge and his feet scrambled, he dug his nails into Mead even deeper as he began to fall, nearly tearing the flesh off of his bones.
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Mead thrust the spear into Koga one last time and it sent him hurling back off of the edge. Koga let out a loud howl as he fell to down the straight rocky cliff into the jungle basin below. Mead watched as he scraped and bashed along the sharp edges on his way down. Far below in the distance he saw the impact as Koga’s head cracked open on the jagged rocks. Mead dropped to the ground trying to compose himself. His arm was now bleeding severely, but he couldn’t help but smile as he felt that he had just killed a monster.

Tardis had been resting by a small spring drinking some water when he heard someone sneaking up behind him. Without so much as a second thought he leaped to attention and threw his spear like a javelin at the source of the noise. For a moment, the scuffling had subsided, Tardis began to walk forward to see what he had hit. As he approached a sword swung down and just barely missed his face. He backed up quickly and saw the deranged looking Madsack brandishing the sword in one hand and holding Tardis’ spear in the other. His one shoulder was bleeding heavily, it was clear that Tardis had hit his mark, but the injury didn’t seem to phase the deranged killer whatsoever. Tardis took off and ran as Madsack smiled with glee as he chased after his victim.

Susan Boyle was trotting along with her sack of explosives slung over her back. She was sweating heavily in the humid jungle and was tired of walking. She was about to stop for a break when she suddenly felt the Earth fall from beneath her feet. She let out a high pitched scream as she fell a short distance, but managed to hit the ground without injury. She got up and found herself inside of a cave. There were various holes in the roof allowing light to shine in and she was enthralled as the light bounced off of giant crystals that seemed to be growing out of the ground. She could hear the trickling of a nearby spring and saw several mushrooms that she might attempt to eat. Although she noticed a far amount of creepy crawlys scampering about the cave, they seemed to have little interest in bothering her. She thought that this cave would make for a nice temporary home, as long as she were to find a proper exit.

Mario had been traveling along the side of a river toward an unknown destination. His mind was swimming with strange thoughts that he couldn't put to rest. For some reason he kept seeing himself trapped in a chemical filled sewer or running from his life through an industrial wasteland. Although these memories weren't present, they seemed much more real to him than what was happening at to him at this very moment. He kept seeing dark glaring eyes looking down on him and judging him, then the owner of the eyes snapped in an instant and ended his life. He dropped to his knees as he struggled with these thoughts. He didn't know what was real and what wasn't anymore. He questioned his sanity as he looked down at his reflection in the rushing water.
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Keyblader had climbed a tree and decided to wait and see if anyone were to cross his path so he could ambush them. After several hours he began to grow tired, but then he heard footsteps heading his way. He readied himself as he saw Parrothair appear from the brush. Parrot walked past the tree not noticing the attacker lying in wait and Keyblader pulled out a knife and threw it as hard as he could at his victim. The blade spun in the air and managed to sink into the back of Parrot’s calf. He cried out in pain and fell to his knees as he desperately looked around to try to locate his attacker. Key moved fast, he jumped down from the branch, pulled out another knife and stuck it against Parrot’s neck. He hesitated a moment as Parrot began to speak.

“So you’re like a ninja or something?” Parrot said. “That’s a dirty trick sneak attacking someone like that.” Key cringed as he tried to muster up the gall to slit Parrot’s throat. “You know that there are a lot of other dirty tricksters out there,” Parrot continued. “If you spare my life, I promise that I will serve with you to take out the others together. You of course know that there’s strength in numbers.”

Keyblader let go of Parrothair and walked around to face him. Key was shaken by the fact that he had nearly murdered this person. He apologized and humbly agreed to his offer. Parrothair smiled and said that there were no hard feelings. Keyblader told him to stay still while he went to gather medical supplies for the knife wound that he had given him. Keyblader ran off to look for something to slow the bleeding, he was nearly in tears as the reality of what he had almost done bombarded him. He began questioning how someone like him was ever supposed to win a game like this. He turned to look back at Parrothair to make sure that he would be alright for a moment, when to his surprised he saw him up on his feet and running straight at him. In a moment Parrot plunged his silver spear through Keyblader’s chest. He coughed up blood as Parrot twisted the spear inside of his body ravaging his vital organs. Parrot had a twisted smile on his face as Key stared at him in shock. Tears streamed down Key’s face as Parrot launched his leg into his body kicking him free from the spear as a torrent of blood burst forth from the gaping wound. Parrothair reached down and pulled the knife out of his leg as he continued through the forest leaving the dead Keyblader behind.
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Charlie was climbing up a tall tree. He had been doing so for hours. It started off as a way to get away from the killers that might be pursuing him, but then he thought that there might be bananas as he kept climbing. After he didn’t find any bananas he had gone too far to back down now and decided to keep on climbing. He had climbed above the canopy of the forest and had an amazing view of the landscape. The jungle stretched endlessly, and he could see the sun setting in the distance, it was a truly beautiful sight. As he climbed higher he found a birds nest sitting on a high branch. In his curiosity he took an egg from the nest and held it close to his face. He accidentally crushed the exotic bird egg as the embryonic yolk spilled all over his shirt. “Aww, shit,” he yelled out. Suddenly a large toucan flew by and landed in the nest, obviously perturbed by its missing egg. Charlie pointed at the bird and laughed. “Hey, you remind me of someone I know,” he yelled out laughing to himself. The toucan bit down hard on Charlie’s finger. “Dammit!” he yelled out as he swung the bird away. The toucan flew back into his face and began pecking at him. As Charlie desperately swatted at the attacking bird he lost his footing on the tree. He fell for hundreds of feet, his body smashed against the large branches as he fell. He let out shrieks of pain at first, but by the time he hit the ground his body was nothing but a mangled mess. As night began to fall a small colony of rats ascended from their hovels and found the body of Charlie bleeding to death. Sensing that many of their rat ancestors had fallen to this great slayer of their kind the colony swarmed Charlie’s body and devoured his flesh leaving behind a hilariously confused looking corpse.

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Dick Tracy
District 2

I Abibde
District 5

SunWuKung420
District 8

Armistice
District 1

KogaSteelfang
District 12

Keyblader
District 2

Charlie Kelly
District 1

Proceed.
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I'd have preferred to have no underwear but on the plus side if I removed them I could use them to take someone out with so all is not lost!
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KogaSteelfang posted...

My gut says I won't last very long though, I feel like I'll be out within 2 updates.

Only took 1.
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koga nooooo :(
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KogaSteelfang posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

My gut says I won't last very long though, I feel like I'll be out within 2 updates.

Only took 1.

Welp. Well, I should be right behind you.
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thecolorgreen posted...

koga nooooo :(

Sorry, looks like I can't help you this time.

Mario_VS_DK posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

My gut says I won't last very long though, I feel like I'll be out within 2 updates.

Only took 1.

Welp. Well, I should be right behind you.

My gut says you'll make it to like day 3 or 4.
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KogaSteelfang posted...

My gut says you'll make it to like day 3 or 4.

The last one was an isolated incident. I've never made it past day 2 apart from that time.
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