Poll of the Day > Do you think a first date has ever been ruined by a fart?

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grape_purple
04/18/17 10:26:26 PM
#1:


This is my poll


Imagine that
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Claude_Frollo
04/18/17 10:27:43 PM
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I can only assume.
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Mead
04/18/17 10:36:14 PM
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Of course that has happened. Some people have no chill about farts at all.
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Red_Frog
04/18/17 10:58:16 PM
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I normally make it a point to fart if I've got the ammo. Gotta find out if she's worth it in the long run. I don't want to spend my time with someone if she's going to cast aspersions every time I cast a thunder spell.
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gguirao
04/23/17 12:05:48 AM
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I've never been on a date.
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wwinterj25
04/23/17 12:08:18 AM
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Probably. Can't say it would bother me though.
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faramir77
04/23/17 3:51:36 AM
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I was dating a girl back in 2010. We were driving around and she stopped to pick up her friend. I ripped a quick fart while she was gone. When her and her friend returned a couple minutes later, her friend was like "oh God, you're right, your car does smell like farts". Apparently they had talked about her car being smelly a few days earlier. Fucking saved.
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Funkdamental
04/23/17 5:00:59 AM
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It's all about timing. Don't do a horrible stinker and then ask her a few moments later if she'd like to meet up again.
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Kenan_Birkan
04/23/17 5:57:21 AM
#9:


yes
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FrozenBananas
04/23/17 6:00:41 AM
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The real question is: Has a first date ever been SAVED by a fart?
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Zangrief
04/23/17 8:12:30 AM
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Mine wasn't.
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KogaSteelfang
04/23/17 1:13:50 PM
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My cousin farted on her first date. She told us about it later. They were in a restaurant when she let one slip thinking it would be silent, but it apparently was pretty loud. They laughed about it and continued on.
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Tails 64
04/23/17 3:37:24 PM
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If you honestly consider a fart a deal breaker, you probably shouldn't be dating...
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FrozenBananas
04/23/17 5:51:49 PM
#14:


Tails 64 posted...
If you honestly consider a fart a deal breaker, you probably shouldn't be dating...


Well let's be honest, if the person is farting openly on the first date, it's legit a problem.

Calling it a deal breaker after being in a relationship for a long time is one thing, but farting on a literal FIRST DATE? Come on...it shows that person has absolutely no self control
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