Poll of the Day > f*** Plants

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I hate them! I hate them! I HATE them!
Is there any concrete evidence that they serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life? No!
Every goddamn Spring I'm reminded why I'm such a winter person, it's because of these stupid good for nothing Plants!!!
Now I doubt anyone remembers my OUTBURST OF RAGE from a topic I made like, two years ago or so here's a lil refresher:
I was a wee' teen, growing boy who requires nourishment. I got up early, I was so eager for a peanut butter and jelly... when I got downstairs to the jar... I opened it and what I found was SHOCKING, a whole SQUAD of peanut butter just housed by Plants!!!!! And no, this wasn't one of those times were it was just one plant and maybe I'll shake it off, but this lil b**** brought his whole GANG to raid my s***! I was so horrified and disgusted I couldn't even think!!! I just threw it away ASAP on the DOT My boi! I whole 3/4 filled jar GONE (I'm a food guy so this is a lot to me) I spent the rest of that morning eating soggy toasted waffles.
YOOOOOOOO BUT THIS IS WHAT I MEAN THO. Y'all remember that one scene from everybody hates Chris where Chris one being picked on by some thug and his pops walked up to the thug like "If you ever put your hands on my son again, you ain't going to jail, I am. You just can't hid from me, cuz no matter where you go, I'm gonna be there." THAT'S THE PLANTS. THOSE ARE EXACTLY THE PLANTS!

"On you left over plate? I'M GONNA BE THERE."
"under your dirty ass feet since you accidentally stepped on me? I'M GONNA BE THERE."
"In that salad bowl? I'M GONNA BE THERE."
"In your closet when you open the door? I'M GONNA BE THERE."
"Even in you f***ing mouth when you're eating? I'M GONNA BE THERE."

These mother f***ers TELEPORT. I'm TELLING YOU.
I found them on the f***ing sink in my toothbrush holder on MY toothbrush of them all!
I found them under my retainer case when I set them down to eat!
Last night I ordered a big ass meat lovers pizza, had about 5 slices and put my box back in the fridge to save some for this morning, then I got up, immediately ran down to eat and I swear if I saw any b**** ass plants in my pizza, I would've snapped, I'd be in the news, all corners of the earth would hear my name. about a precisely 6 hours later I was eating some chips on a plate when I noticed a sausage on my table, I took the sausage on my plate which had two chips and some crumbs, I straight saw a plant RUN from the sausage the chips, boi I straight YEET that lil b**** and threw him in the trash

But DAMMIT this last plant got to me, it was on my dresser as I was fiddling with my stupid ass cablebox trying to get it to work and then notice two plants so I took my alarm clock and went ham on them lil' f***ers like BAM BAM BAM but my battery clock fell out now I gotta reset my clock god DAMMIT


tl;dr:
f*** PLANTS
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I like plants :(
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I like pot too
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good thing ants eat plants

and jars of peanut butters
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I don't have a problem with artificial plants. They don't make pollen and they taste about the same.

Has anyone ever a plant though?
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Have I ever twisted a plant into the shape of a donut and had my way with it?
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Thunder_54 posted...

Has anyone ever a plant though?

One time I was a plant for the cops. When I was an elementary school student.

Rated PG.
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Is this a new copypasta?

I read that as pants. Was so confused for a moment.
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VideoboysaysCube posted...

I read that as pants. Was so confused for a moment.

Well I DO hate pants too. That's why I never wear any ;D
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I didn't understand a lot of your ramblings. Without plants my diet would consist of junkfood and I'd have stomach pains all the time. Actually without plants there'd be no beef or pork cause cows and pigs eat plants. They'd starve to death. The entire world would starve. And all this because you don't like there to be plants in your house. You're so selfish TC.
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GreenGoblinOck posted...

I didn't understand a lot of your ramblings. Without plants my diet would consist of junkfood and I'd have stomach pains all the time. Actually without plants there'd be no beef or pork cause cows and pigs eat plants. They'd starve to death. The entire world would starve. And all this because you don't like there to be plants in your house. You're so selfish TC.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75267074
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GreenGoblinOck posted...

You're so selfish TC.

I'M SELFISH???

What about the damn plants taking up all my space and getting all up in my business?!?!
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Except Robert Plant
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Muscles posted...

Except Robert Plant

Nah fuck Robert Plant and his peter pan pedophile ass. Fucking trash tier poor excuse for a human. They need to lock his ass up with Jared Fogle.
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Plants are not your enemy.

We need them more than they need us.
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Shut
The
Fuck
Up
Thunder

Sarcasthma posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

I didn't understand a lot of your ramblings. Without plants my diet would consist of junkfood and I'd have stomach pains all the time. Actually without plants there'd be no beef or pork cause cows and pigs eat plants. They'd starve to death. The entire world would starve. And all this because you don't like there to be plants in your house. You're so selfish TC.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75267074

Yes. I know. I was just playing along.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

We need them more than they need us.

Not really, if God didn't make us then he wouldn't have made anything, they owe their existence to us (and God, I guess)
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Muscles posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

We need them more than they need us.

Not really, if God didn't make us then he wouldn't have made anything, they owe their existence to us (and God, I guess)

God made us last.
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Yeah, he's not just gonna drop us in space and build around us
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