Current Events > Scenario: Your 17-year-old daughter says that she wants to become a porn star.

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Solar_Crimson
04/23/17 7:02:21 PM
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She's still in high school and does quite well in her academics, but she says that once she graduates and turns 18, she wants to enter the adult film industry. She's telling you (and your spouse) now to get this all out in the open, so there won't be any surprises later on. So far, you and your spouse are the only ones she's revealed this to.


How do you react?
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itachi15243
04/23/17 7:03:55 PM
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I tell her that she's too pretty to be a porn star, and should try modelling instead.
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E32005
04/23/17 7:04:50 PM
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psvitantifail
04/23/17 7:05:10 PM
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I have no daughter...
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Unsugarized_Foo
04/23/17 7:05:18 PM
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Tell her that I support her decision and hope she does well.

Then she'll be sickened by my support and not do it.
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pegusus123456
04/23/17 7:06:37 PM
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I offer to introduce her to the company I used to do porn for.

That'll shut her up.
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gamepimp12
04/23/17 7:07:42 PM
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I'd ask her what her plans are afterwards cause typically that career is like 5 to 10 years tops
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dave_is_slick
04/23/17 7:11:45 PM
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Absolutely not. She can do damn near anything she wants, but understand I'll never be able to look her in the eye if she goes through with it.
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DocileOrangeCup
04/23/17 7:12:27 PM
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I'll tell her it's okay but she can't leave the house or have any friends over
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Laserion
04/23/17 7:12:59 PM
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-Wear a wig all the time. If blonde, wear brunette wig, and vice versa. Make it look as real as possible.
-Same with colored contact lenses. Light-colored if dark, and dark-colored if light.
-Paint a fake tattoo that is always the same, for all scenes.
-If your voice is high-pitched, try to sound graver, and vice versa.
-Remove these when not pornacting.
-If anyone points out that you look like that porn actress, instead of vehemently denying it, just admit that "Wow! The resemblance is uncanny!", and then deny it like it's not a big deal.
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Funkydog
04/23/17 7:13:30 PM
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No idea what I would do, honestly.
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Zack_Attackv1
04/23/17 7:14:18 PM
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NeonOctopus
04/23/17 7:14:31 PM
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_Reivax_
04/23/17 7:14:52 PM
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Sure, become a pornstar. Just because using those grades to become successful ain't needed.
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Steelix500
04/23/17 7:16:00 PM
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I think I would lose my mind and get beyond pissed, maybe even do something I'd later regret.

Edit: That's if I can't convince her to not do it.
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psvitantifail
04/23/17 7:16:57 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I offer to introduce her to the company I used to do porn for.

That'll shut her up.

Lol
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Feline_Heart
04/23/17 7:18:25 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
I tell her that she's too pretty to be a porn star, and should try modelling instead.

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pegusus123456
04/23/17 7:18:43 PM
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gamepimp12 posted...
I'd ask her what her plans are afterwards cause typically that career is like 5 to 10 years tops

Pft.

You just do teen porn for like four years, eight years of standard porn, 20 years of MILF, and then effortlessly proceed into granny porn.
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cjsdowg
04/23/17 7:25:00 PM
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Tell her:

I don't think this is a life anyone should pick. Heck you have so much going for you, you have a family that loves you and you weren't abused. So you don't have half of the baggage some of the girls that do this have. There is rape and other abuses in that line of work. And there will be those who look at you as less then even human. And since you are a double Minority there is even more issues that you will face. However once you turn 18 I will not stand in your way even if I think you are trashing your life. I love you Corey and whatever you do don't forget that .

Corey just sounds so great as a girls name. I hope my wife lets me name our kid that.
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Duncanwii
04/23/17 7:26:19 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Tell her:

I don't think this is a life anyone should pick. Heck you have so much going for you, you have a family that loves you and you weren't abused. So you don't have half of the baggage some of the girls that do this have. There is rape and other abuses in that line of work. And there will be those who look at you as less then even human. And since you are a double Minority there is even more issues that you will face. However once you turn 18 I will not stand in your way even if I think you are trashing your life. I love you Corey and whatever you do don't forget that .

Corey just sounds so great as a girls name. I hope my wife lets me name our kid that.

But isn't that a boy's name?
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TheoryzC
04/23/17 7:26:28 PM
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Tell her to be an IG model instead
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cjsdowg
04/23/17 7:28:07 PM
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Duncanwii posted...

But isn't that a boy's name?


It can be both, I knew a Corey. I will not tell my wife that I am naming our child after the one who got away.
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Mister_Spyker
04/23/17 7:29:43 PM
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I'd be shocked, mainly because I don't have any children.
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OwlRammer
04/23/17 7:30:47 PM
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slothica
04/23/17 7:37:21 PM
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I ask for her porn star name so I know to avoid it online.
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Solar_Crimson
04/23/17 11:31:50 PM
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Hash-Brown
04/23/17 11:34:44 PM
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She can do the cam stuff, but if she throws everything away for porn I won't help her out.
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Solar_Crimson
04/24/17 11:30:09 AM
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garan
04/24/17 5:52:39 PM
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psvitantifail posted...
I have no daughter...


This.
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