Current Events > A redhat and a SJW are with you in a crashing plane. There are only 2 parachutes

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mario2000 04/27/17 4:04:40 PM #1:	The plane will crash into solid ground within 10 minutes. The pilot had died from a heart attack and there is no hope of saving the plane. At the speed the plane is going, there will be no survivors. However, anyone with a parachute is guaranteed to survive. There are only 2 parachutes to distribute amongst the 3 of you. What do you do? --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash <cite>mario2000 posted [p:878020567] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>The plane will crash into solid ground within 10 minutes. The pilot had died from a heart attack and there is no hope of saving the plane. At the speed the plane is going, there will be no survivors. However, anyone with a parachute is guaranteed to survive. There are only 2 parachutes to distribute amongst the 3 of you. What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromeClimber 04/27/17 4:05:19 PM #2:	Grab my parachute and jump. To hell with whoever else gets the remaining one, let them fight over it. --- Currently climbing: 5.11 on lead, 5.12- on top rope, V5 boulder <cite>ChromeClimber posted [p:878020596] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Grab my parachute and jump. To hell with whoever else gets the remaining one, let them fight over it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 04/27/17 4:06:05 PM #3:	I might need an extra parachute. Better safe than sorry as they say. --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:878020652] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>I might need an extra parachute. Better safe than sorry as they say.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13 04/27/17 4:06:07 PM #4:	I take both, just to be safe if the first doesn't work. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:878020654] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>I take both, just to be safe if the first doesn't work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 04/27/17 4:06:16 PM #5:	Taking both is the obvious answer. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:878020660] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Taking both is the obvious answer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 04/27/17 4:06:38 PM #7:	Jump with both in case mine fails. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:878020681] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Jump with both in case mine fails.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 04/27/17 4:06:47 PM #8:	i jump without a parachute because after a plane ride with that company i want to kill myself --- "There is value in segregation." - qwertyman2002 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:878020691] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>i jump without a parachute because after a plane ride with that company i want to kill myself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/27/17 4:06:49 PM #9:	StarReaper13 posted... I take both, just to be safe if the first doesn't work. --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:878020694] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>StarReaper13 posted...</cite> <quote>I take both, just to be safe if the first doesn't work.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 04/27/17 4:07:34 PM #10:	Both. Never jump without a reserve. --- http://i.imgtc.com/tUK3LwiHnb.jpg 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:878020739] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Both. Never jump without a reserve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 04/27/17 4:08:18 PM #11:	open 1 of the parachutes on the plane to make sure they work. then throw it off the plane so I don't get wrapped up in it. then I jump out with my parachute, now knowing how to open it. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:878020770] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>open 1 of the parachutes on the plane to make sure they work. then throw it off the plane so I don't get wrapped up in it. then I jump out with my parachute, now knowing how to open it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psvitantifail 04/27/17 4:08:28 PM #12:	Malcrasternus posted... Both. Never jump without a reserve. --- America will never fall to liberals or communist invasion! <cite>psvitantifail posted [p:878020779] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>Malcrasternus posted...</cite> <quote>Both. Never jump without a reserve.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 04/27/17 4:08:53 PM #13:	ChromeClimber posted... Grab my parachute and jump. To hell with whoever else gets the remaining one, let them fight over it. --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:878020804] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromeClimber posted...</cite> <quote>Grab my parachute and jump. To hell with whoever else gets the remaining one, let them fight over it.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/27/17 4:09:06 PM #14:	Throw both to the redhat while tackling the sjw. O sacrifice myself for the good of the world. <cite>Marklar posted [p:878020812] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Throw both to the redhat while tackling the sjw. O sacrifice myself for the good of the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukleen 04/27/17 4:10:11 PM #15:	ChromeClimber posted... Grab my parachute and jump. To hell with whoever else gets the remaining one, let them fight over it. This is the fairest choice --- no. <cite>Nukleen posted [p:878020867] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromeClimber posted...</cite> <quote>Grab my parachute and jump. To hell with whoever else gets the remaining one, let them fight over it.</quote> This is the fairest choice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 04/27/17 4:15:52 PM #17:	Take 1 parachute for myself, then attach the other one to the booze cart --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:878021204] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Take 1 parachute for myself, then attach the other one to the booze cart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 04/27/17 4:15:53 PM #18:	GregShmedley posted... Though I can't say 100% as I'm not in the situation, but I'd probably give each the parachute. Then I'd light a cigarette, say a prayer, and just accept it. Maybe put on a song on Spotify for dramatic effect and record a quick video with goodbyes to my loved ones. Like hell you would --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:878021205] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote>Though I can't say 100% as I'm not in the situation, but I'd probably give each the parachute. Then I'd light a cigarette, say a prayer, and just accept it. Maybe put on a song on Spotify for dramatic effect and record a quick video with goodbyes to my loved ones.</quote> Like hell you would</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Eternal Flame 04/27/17 4:17:20 PM #19:	Save the red hat. At least then I could say I did my bit in solving the SJW problem. --- The world turns on its axis; one man works while another relaxes. Alack, I have no eyes. <cite>The Eternal Flame posted [p:878021288] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Save the red hat. At least then I could say I did my bit in solving the SJW problem.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VectorChaos 04/27/17 4:20:42 PM #21:	eston posted... Take 1 parachute for myself, then attach the other one to the booze cart Changing my answer to this You are a wise man. --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:878021493] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Take 1 parachute for myself, then attach the other one to the booze cart</quote> Changing my answer to this You are a wise man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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prettyprincess 04/27/17 4:23:01 PM #23:	hope they land well --- And in an infinite regress, tell me, why is the pain of birth lighter borne than the pain of death? http://www.last.fm/user/followthegospel <cite>prettyprincess posted [p:878021642] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>hope they land well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 04/27/17 4:24:12 PM #24:	WTF is a redhat, I doubt we're talking about a Linux user here. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 3 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:878021720] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>WTF is a redhat, I doubt we're talking about a Linux user here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/27/17 4:24:48 PM #25:	voldothegr8 posted... WTF is a redhat, I doubt we're talking about a Linux user here. guessing Trump supporter --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:878021754] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>WTF is a redhat, I doubt we're talking about a Linux user here.</quote> guessing Trump supporter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PostCrisisJ2 04/27/17 4:29:12 PM #26:	Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice. --- spritual powah will never die Don't be shy to drop a PM to me, I'm always open for conversation. <cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted [p:878022037] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/27/17 4:29:16 PM #27:	VectorChaos posted... I might need an extra parachute. Better safe than sorry as they say. --- "Wear my feelins on my sleeveless my weed seedless my trees leafless I miss my diagonal grilled cheeses n back when Mike Jackson was still Jesus." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:878022043] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote>I might need an extra parachute. Better safe than sorry as they say.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 04/27/17 4:29:41 PM #28:	Diplomacy check: I persuade them both to distribute between me and the RedHat. Strip the pilot and use his clothes as a makeshift lifeline to connect the SJW to the RedHat. --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:878022072] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Diplomacy check: I persuade them both to distribute between me and the RedHat. Strip the pilot and use his clothes as a makeshift lifeline to connect the SJW to the RedHat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/27/17 4:29:59 PM #29:	PostCrisisJ2 posted... Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice. And that's why women make less per hour than men. --- "Wear my feelins on my sleeveless my weed seedless my trees leafless I miss my diagonal grilled cheeses n back when Mike Jackson was still Jesus." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:878022085] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted...</cite> <quote>Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice.</quote> And that's why women make less per hour than men.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fire_bolt 04/27/17 4:35:30 PM #30:	Real answer: Tie them together and give them a shute. It should be able to safely carry them both down without injury. Then jump with the remaining shute myself. CE answer: VectorChaos posted... eston posted... Take 1 parachute for myself, then attach the other one to the booze cart --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix <cite>fire_bolt posted [p:878022450] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Real answer: Tie them together and give them a shute. It should be able to safely carry them both down without injury. Then jump with the remaining shute myself. CE answer: <cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Take 1 parachute for myself, then attach the other one to the booze cart</quote> </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PostCrisisJ2 04/27/17 4:38:25 PM #31:	CanuckCowboy posted... PostCrisisJ2 posted... Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice. And that's why women make less per hour than men. wat --- spritual powah will never die Don't be shy to drop a PM to me, I'm always open for conversation. <cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted [p:878022669] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted...</cite> <quote>Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice.</quote> And that's why women make less per hour than men.</quote> wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scoobydoobydont 04/27/17 4:38:45 PM #32:	I'd give one to my fellow SJW. --- http://i.imgur.com/Lz9KiZA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eUg3mP6.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MK8vbmw.png https://i.imgur.com/DNvL8q5.jpg <cite>scoobydoobydont posted [p:878022695] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>I'd give one to my fellow SJW.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 04/27/17 4:41:30 PM #33:	I'd give the extra parachute to the Trump suppporter. I believe in helping out members of marginalized groups. --- "If the day does not require an AK, it is good." The Great Warrior Poet, Ice Cube <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:878022904] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>I'd give the extra parachute to the Trump suppporter. I believe in helping out members of marginalized groups.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 04/27/17 4:45:53 PM #34:	StarReaper13 posted... I take both, just to be safe if the first doesn't work. --- Spread the power of peace and postivity! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2HRYYZoko <cite>nativengine posted [p:878023188] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>StarReaper13 posted...</cite> <quote>I take both, just to be safe if the first doesn't work.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/27/17 4:46:03 PM #35:	PostCrisisJ2 posted... CanuckCowboy posted... PostCrisisJ2 posted... Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice. And that's why women make less per hour than men. wat It's a bill burr reference. --- "Wear my feelins on my sleeveless my weed seedless my trees leafless I miss my diagonal grilled cheeses n back when Mike Jackson was still Jesus." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:878023203] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted...</cite> <quote>Realistically if we're not taking into account that they have some semblance of character beyond their stereotypical caricature, the redhat would most likely be the one to stay behind due to being more honor bound to the tradition of staying behind the hypothetical sinking ship to let others escape. Especially if the SJW was female and the redhat was male, though honestly if the genders were flipped [redhat = female, SJW = male] the SJW would most likely end up suggesting to stay behind. In both cases I'd be with the female to make sure they get to safety since if we take into account we grew up in the same culture, males are kinda taught to always protect the female. If both the redhat and SJW were female I'd be the one to stay behind because of my cultural programming even at the protest of the two. If we were all male though? I think the redhat would choose to stay behind since they would be far more traditional. However, if the redhat and SJWs were the caricature and were arguing over genders or something despite the danger of the situation... well, it's every person for themselves and I have no intention of spending my last life moments arguing over social justice.</quote> And that's why women make less per hour than men.</quote> wat</quote> It's a bill burr reference.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/27/17 4:49:13 PM #36:	voldothegr8 posted... WTF is a redhat, I doubt we're talking about a Linux user here. I thought it was an old lady who's in that club for old ladies who wear red hats. --- "i'm glad the guy who posted winter wrap up won it as that is definitively one of the best songs in the show" - Mecha Sonic <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:878023395] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>WTF is a redhat, I doubt we're talking about a Linux user here.</quote> I thought it was an old lady who's in that club for old ladies who wear red hats.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 04/27/17 5:08:26 PM #37:	The Eternal Flame posted... Save the red hat. At least then I could say I did my bit in solving the SJW problem. Agreed, not even having heard of "redhat" before. Whatever it is, it can't be worse than an SJW. <cite>garan posted [p:878024611] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Eternal Flame posted...</cite> <quote>Save the red hat. At least then I could say I did my bit in solving the SJW problem.</quote> Agreed, not even having heard of "redhat" before. Whatever it is, it can't be worse than an SJW.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 04/27/17 5:10:47 PM #38:	Take both, SJWs and Trump supporters are what's killing the world. --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:878024761] in A redhat a... [t:75285735]...</cite> <quote>Take both, SJWs and Trump supporters are what's killing the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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