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TheWorstPoster 04/29/17 11:20:18 AM #1: |
He grants you ONE wish.
Somebody then comes and holds you up at gunpoint demeaning you sing the "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener" song. The genie and the gunman, cannot be talked out of this. How screwed are you? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 04/29/17 12:10:31 PM #2: |
I sing "I wish I was invulnerable" and then kill the gunman.
No way he could tell the diff between invulnerable and oscar mayer wiener in time to shoot me. --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slacker03150 04/29/17 12:13:03 PM #3: |
I wish I was a shapeshifter.turn into a fly, fly above his head, turn into an elephant.
--- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 04/29/17 1:16:10 PM #4: |
"I wish for world peace."
The gunman apologizes and backs off. Even if I die, I know I made the world a better place. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 04/29/17 1:19:06 PM #5: |
TheWorstPoster posted...
He grants you ONE wish. He's demeaning I sing that? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Go_Totodile 04/29/17 1:22:43 PM #6: |
I'd wish that ICO got a job. It'd be worth it.
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Golden Road 04/29/17 1:52:35 PM #7: |
I'd sing the lesser-known second verse. "Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener"...
--- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faz 04/29/17 1:53:10 PM #8: |
I would wish that the gunman was an Oscar Mayer wiener.
--- "The unions don't like it when you replace teachers with monkeys, especially when they get an improved ofsted report" -Bromwell High ... Copied to Clipboard!
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