Poll of the Day > What's the best accidental nudity you've ever seen?

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One day, I was walking to my ex's house. He knew I was coming, so I guess he was doing burpees with the window open. In nothing but boxer briefs.

I stared for a solid minute from outside.

Not nudity, but definitely close enough for it to count.
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I work in a hospital I have seen so many dicks hoohas and buttholes that I can barely keep track
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A couple of years ago, my girlfriend and I had some friends over who lived pretty far away from us, so they were spending the weekend. One of them is female. My girlfriend was showering in the bathroom that connects to our bedroom, and I left to go downstairs and entertain the other guests.

No more than 10 minutes pass, and I come back up to check on my girlfriend (don't remember why). I open the door that connects the bathroom to our bedroom (we always leave it unlocked when we shower so we can come and go freely if one of us needs something from the bathroom) and I walk in on the female friend fully naked about to get in the shower.

She screams my name and it legit took my brain a full five seconds to figure out what just happened, I just stood there and stared, then closed the door and burst out laughing. Apparently my girlfriend finished showering quicker than she had ever done in her life, then the female friend decided she needed to hop in the shower right then, so my girlfriend went to one of the guest rooms to change.

She was actually better looking naked than I thought she would be.
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about a week ago me and two friends were driving to the lakeside through a dirt trail through the woods when we found a couple of what we assumed were art students doing some project or something. one of them was a girl who was standing there naked

she was p hot
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I can't really think of anything that would be the "best", more like "least worst". Most accidental nudity I've seen is other men, so I guess if you're gay it's probably a lot easier, though I was expecting you to post something like a locker room. I don't even know if what yours even qualifies as "accidental" since you made it sound like both of you did it intentionally.

But if I had to pick, it would probably be when I was at a beer garden and this kind of hippie-ish chick was sitting nearby and she was wearing a sleeveless shirt with no bra. It was kind of a loose shirt so you could pretty easily see her boobs from the side, but they were kind of gross. This is what I mean by there is no best.

The other contender was when I was playing ultimate frisbee in the rain and this girl was only wearing a sports bra. It was white or light gray IIRC. I don't know if it counts since she was technically wearing clothes, but you could really see them. I also don't know if it would be an accident either. She didn't seem like the type to show off on purpose or not mind that she practically has her tits out, but at the same time how can you not know that's what's happening when you have a soaked light color that close to your breasts

I only have 2, ranked best and worst respectively. I've shared these plenty of times though.

There used to be a factory across the road, and the manager had a place on the hill above it. After the factory was shut down, he let his son live there. You could see it pretty clearly from my place. One night I go to open my window and notice the lights are on at his place. I glanced up, and there was a topless woman in the window. I was surprised at what I was seeing. I felt like a creep just having accidentally caught sight of her. After a second the guy came in and started undressing, so I closed my curtains and went to bed.

The other time was the creepy old perv at work who was semi stalking me. My job is to clean the bathrooms, and he would stop by every Thursday and Friday night. I never thought anything about it really, until I walked in on him pleasuring himself at the urinals one night. I didn't know what to do, and I didn't want to approach him. It's my own fault for not cconfronting him then, but he kept coming back and doing it more and more. He started following me around, or waiting till he saw me go in the bathroom then he'd follow and start doing it again right in the open. I finally told him he can't do it in the open, and to at least use a toilet stall. He started getting really creepy about it, asking me to join him and stuff like that. I refused, and eventually just called the police on him. I was supposed to call again, and have him arrested if he showed up again at all. Unfortunately, the last time I saw him was when he sneaked into the bathroom behind me, and cornered me in a deadend hallway. He dropped his pants and underwear, and started pleasuring himself right in front of me. He kept telling me he wanted me to touch him and help him out. Luckily, someone else entered the bathroom and he quickly hid in a stall, and I locked myself in the office and called the police on him.

I switched sites, and haven't seen him since. Although, if I see a truck that looks like his, I still get panic attacks and can't bring myself to enter the bathroom to do my job. >_>
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My dad

Just stealing Reddit thread smh

I bet nobody else has seen a 100 year old vagina

I have tho
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I don't think I've seen a 100 year old person period

Well if you see one don't look at their vagina
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Save for myself I've only seen my older sister nude accidentally when I was younger so....
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KogaSteelfang posted...

I switched sites, and haven't seen him since. Although, if I see a truck that looks like his, I still get panic attacks and can't bring myself to enter the bathroom to do my job. >_>

Panic attacks because some gross perv started pleasuring himself in front of you?

Dude. That's not something you panic about. You smack someone for that. You are so frail man.
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Mead posted...

I bet nobody else has seen a 100 year old vagina

I have tho

I don't need anymore unpleasant dreams.
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Mead posted...

Well if you see one don't look at their vagina

Safe advice

I imagine that vaginas are some of the most unfortunate victims of age. Like there are a few celebrity women over 60 who still look pretty damn good, but I imagine they still have 60-year-old vagina

chaosbowser posted...

Panic attacks because some gross perv started pleasuring himself in front of you?

Dude. That's not something you panic about. You smack someone for that. You are so frail man.

I know. :/
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chaosbowser posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

I switched sites, and haven't seen him since. Although, if I see a truck that looks like his, I still get panic attacks and can't bring myself to enter the bathroom to do my job. >_>

Panic attacks because some gross perv started pleasuring himself in front of you?

Dude. That's not something you panic about. You smack someone for that. You are so frail man.

This, man. Take physically confrontational advice from someone who is five foot two inches and one hundred and forty pounds.

I don't know about best, it was just a thing. But I had a neighbour who would constantly walk around her house naked, which is whatever, except at least a few times a week she'd do it with the windows open. I don't really know how she didn't realize it, so I can only assume she did it on purpose. It was actually kind of annoying because her window was totally front-and-center when I looked out of mine, so if I looked and she was doing that I felt like I was doing something wrong by looking out of my own window. :l
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I only know intentional nudity.
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Kana posted...

I don't know about best, it was just a thing. But I had a neighbour who would constantly walk around her house naked, which is whatever, except at least a few times a week she'd do it with the windows open. I don't really know how she didn't realize it, so I can only assume she did it on purpose. It was actually kind of annoying because her window was totally front-and-center when I looked out of mine, so if I looked and she was doing that I felt like I was doing something wrong by looking out of my own window. :l

I think that's called an invitation.
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I assure you it was not.
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Kana posted...

I don't know about best, it was just a thing. But I had a neighbour who would constantly walk around her house naked, which is whatever, except at least a few times a week she'd do it with the windows open. I don't really know how she didn't realize it, so I can only assume she did it on purpose. It was actually kind of annoying because her window was totally front-and-center when I looked out of mine, so if I looked and she was doing that I felt like I was doing something wrong by looking out of my own window. :l

Was she hot?

I like to imagine being in that scenario but then I realize that often the people who do that kind of thing are probably not people who anybody wants to look at.

I want to say that I'm probably much tougher in person than I seem on here. I'm no stranger to physical confrontations, you should know that from my experiences getting beaten by nny parents, bullied in school, and the injuries I endured from our car wreck. I just dont have a mean bone in my body, and I detest violence. Attacking the guy would've been a very last resort if he had actually tried forcing anything, rather than just cornering me and trying to talk me into it.

It doesn't matter though, everyone already has their own opinion of me that I can't change. Just because I abused you guys as an emotional outlet when I finally found one doesn't necessarily make me weak.
I admit to being pathetic, worthless, and needy though.

I seriously wish I could meet some of you in person and you could learn firsthand how complicated things are, and that I'm really just a lazy, down to earth, kind hearted, easy going guy like any one else. Just with some added issues that complicate things.
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Not best, just my only experience. I saw my mom naked when she was leaving the shower. I was telling my dad something(toliet was next to the door, he was on it.). The shower was directly across and the mirror had a perfect view of it. She still doesn't know, and it was years ago.
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This is going back probably 15 years or so. It was dusk, sun was setting. Coming home from work, step out of my car and start walking through the lot to my apartment. In my periphery I see a light turn on. Glance over and my neighbor is stark naked closing the curtain in the window of her house. Good looking woman. Amazing pair of breasts.

I'd had very little interaction with this neighbor up until this point. Couple days later, she's on my porch, knocking. Go out to greet her and we chat for a bit.

Nothing came of it. She was married, so I didn't try to pursue anything. But part of me wonders if maybe she did that on purpose and was trying to make a move or something. We'd never talked outside the passing hello, and there she was on my porch just days after exposing herself to me. I dunno.
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I don't think it was accidental, but this girl used to wear skirts and no panties to work. She worked in the section above mine and would intentionally stand above me when I was going through the paperwork.

The floors were grated so full view was available.
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Who the fuck goes to work without wearing any underwear?
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I think the first real life boob I saw was at the pool when I was a kid. I looked over at the perfect moment to see a hot black girl pull her boob out of the side of her bikini to flash a guy. That was a pinnacle moment in my young life.
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A university aged girl was standing in front of her apartment's large living room window completely naked. I was stopped at the red light right outside the apartment and could see everything.
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Middle School history teacher would leave the center seat in the front row open so she could sit on it and face the class. If you were in the seat behind in the second row you would see many flashes of white panties. And completely on purpose.
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KogaSteelfang posted...

I only have 2, ranked best and worst respectively. I've shared these plenty of times though.

There used to be a factory across the road, and the manager had a place on the hill above it. After the factory was shut down, he let his son live there. You could see it pretty clearly from my place. One night I go to open my window and notice the lights are on at his place. I glanced up, and there was a topless woman in the window. I was surprised at what I was seeing. I felt like a creep just having accidentally caught sight of her. After a second the guy came in and started undressing, so I closed my curtains and went to bed.

The other time was the creepy old perv at work who was semi stalking me. My job is to clean the bathrooms, and he would stop by every Thursday and Friday night. I never thought anything about it really, until I walked in on him pleasuring himself at the urinals one night. I didn't know what to do, and I didn't want to approach him. It's my own fault for not cconfronting him then, but he kept coming back and doing it more and more. He started following me around, or waiting till he saw me go in the bathroom then he'd follow and start doing it again right in the open. I finally told him he can't do it in the open, and to at least use a toilet stall. He started getting really creepy about it, asking me to join him and stuff like that. I refused, and eventually just called the police on him. I was supposed to call again, and have him arrested if he showed up again at all. Unfortunately, the last time I saw him was when he sneaked into the bathroom behind me, and cornered me in a deadend hallway. He dropped his pants and underwear, and started pleasuring himself right in front of me. He kept telling me he wanted me to touch him and help him out. Luckily, someone else entered the bathroom and he quickly hid in a stall, and I locked myself in the office and called the police on him.

I switched sites, and haven't seen him since. Although, if I see a truck that looks like his, I still get panic attacks and can't bring myself to enter the bathroom to do my job. >_>

Whoa.
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Friends mom when I was 14. Saw everything.

KogaSteelfang posted...

I want to say that I'm probably much tougher in person than I seem on here. I'm no stranger to physical confrontations, you should know that from my experiences getting beaten by nny parents, bullied in school, and the injuries I endured from our car wreck. I just dont have a mean bone in my body, and I detest violence. Attacking the guy would've been a very last resort if he had actually tried forcing anything, rather than just cornering me and trying to talk me into it.

It doesn't matter though, everyone already has their own opinion of me that I can't change. Just because I abused you guys as an emotional outlet when I finally found one doesn't necessarily make me weak.
I admit to being pathetic, worthless, and needy though.

I seriously wish I could meet some of you in person and you could learn firsthand how complicated things are, and that I'm really just a lazy, down to earth, kind hearted, easy going guy like any one else. Just with some added issues that complicate things.

Everyone is more complicated than they seem lol. Still pretty sure that when he started stalking you and went up to you jacking off i'd say he well crossed over into last resort territory. You should have just kicked him in the junk.

Also, putting up a facade doesn't really mean you're tough when on the inside you're clearly falling apart. It just means if we met you in person we wouldn't know that you're frail as glass. Try having less panic attacks about things where you came out unscathed and easily could have responded a little more aggressively than just "stop plox perv"
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DorkLink posted...

Kana posted...

I don't know about best, it was just a thing. But I had a neighbour who would constantly walk around her house naked, which is whatever, except at least a few times a week she'd do it with the windows open. I don't really know how she didn't realize it, so I can only assume she did it on purpose. It was actually kind of annoying because her window was totally front-and-center when I looked out of mine, so if I looked and she was doing that I felt like I was doing something wrong by looking out of my own window. :l

Was she hot?

I like to imagine being in that scenario but then I realize that often the people who do that kind of thing are probably not people who anybody wants to look at.

She was far enough away that it was hard to get a good look at her (not that I was trying to), but she was slim, I guess. Probably late 20s or early 30s.
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KogaSteelfang posted...

I want to say that I'm probably much tougher in person than I seem on here. I'm no stranger to physical confrontations, you should know that from my experiences getting beaten by nny parents, bullied in school, and the injuries I endured from our car wreck. I just dont have a mean bone in my body, and I detest violence. Attacking the guy would've been a very last resort if he had actually tried forcing anything, rather than just cornering me and trying to talk me into it.

It doesn't matter though, everyone already has their own opinion of me that I can't change. Just because I abused you guys as an emotional outlet when I finally found one doesn't necessarily make me weak.
I admit to being pathetic, worthless, and needy though.

I seriously wish I could meet some of you in person and you could learn firsthand how complicated things are, and that I'm really just a lazy, down to earth, kind hearted, easy going guy like any one else. Just with some added issues that complicate things.

Don't be so hard on yourself.
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What is a burpee
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Mead posted...

I bet nobody else has seen a 100 year old vagina

I have tho

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ab/44/8b/ab448ba47600bafbb20ff42e97c921c8.png
...right?

I was in marching band, and we were at a competition where if we wanted to change out of our uniforms we basically had to change on the bus. One of the girls apparently forgot she wasn't wearing a bra so when she took off her jacket she was completely topless. She didn't realize for a few seconds and flashed pretty much the entire bus.

Also tied I guess, during a formal dance (also for marching band) one of the girls sat Indian style in front of me without underwear on. I actually didn't see much because I wasn't paying attention at the time and she covered up quickly, but I could tell there was no underwear because her black pubes were pretty obvious.
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gravy posted...

Friends mom when I was 14. Saw everything.

Hot or not?
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chaosbowser posted...

Everyone is more complicated than they seem lol. Still pretty sure that when he started stalking you and went up to you jacking off i'd say he well crossed over into last resort territory. You should have just kicked him in the junk.

Also, putting up a facade doesn't really mean you're tough when on the inside you're clearly falling apart. It just means if we met you in person we wouldn't know that you're frail as glass. Try having less panic attacks about things where you came out unscathed and easily could have responded a little more aggressively than just "stop plox perv"

Ok, I'll just tell my general anxiety disorder, social phobia, and depression to stop. I'm sure they'll listen and let me be a tough guy.
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