Poll of the Day > Ah, not so fast Morty!

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PK_Spam
05/18/17 11:11:49 PM
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You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me. It gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me into the government, so I made him and the government go away... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Because that’s, that's what this is all about Morty! Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty, that was FAKE! I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. That’s my series arc Morty! If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!
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WastelandCowboy
05/18/17 11:12:50 PM
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You're drunk Rick, go home.
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CountessRolab
05/18/17 11:14:35 PM
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funkyfritter
05/18/17 11:36:10 PM
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The season 3 premier was a great episode.
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wolfy42
05/18/17 11:37:35 PM
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Wait, I want that dipping sauce too, wait for me Rick. Screw Morty, I know he has the brain waves to hide you and stuff, but we could like totally just carry his brain around in a freezer or something. I want that freaking dipping sauce and I don't care what I have to do to get it.

Take me along Rick.

I want that SAUCE!!
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MICHALECOLE
05/18/17 11:37:55 PM
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God that show is so much overrated (I only watch seasons 2-6 of simpsons on repeat)
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Deuce600
05/19/17 12:05:00 AM
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funkyfritter posted...
The season 3 premier was a great episode.

I was fooled, really thought it was a prank episode until I sat down and watched it.
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What_The_Chris
05/19/17 8:40:34 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
God that show is so much overrated (I only watch seasons 2-6 of simpsons on repeat)

it isn't really
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papercup
05/19/17 9:40:14 AM
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Why doesn't he just go to another universe where McDonalds never got rid of that sauce?There should be infinite of them. >____>
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deoxxys
05/19/17 2:33:31 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
God that show is so much overrated (I only watch seasons 2-6 of simpsons on repeat)

lol
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deoxxys
05/19/17 2:33:47 PM
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papercup posted...
Why doesn't he just go to another universe where McDonalds never got rid of that sauce?There should be infinite of them. >____>

good question
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slacker03150
05/19/17 2:39:32 PM
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papercup posted...
Why doesn't he just go to another universe where McDonalds never got rid of that sauce?There should be infinite of them. >____>


There are infinite universes, obviously he is having trouble find them. He has a lot t search through.
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