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YoshitoKikuchi 05/29/17 10:24:20 PM #1:	If you were Adam, would you have eaten the forbidden fruit offered by Eve? Yes No View Results Would you disobey God? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:880048073] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote> If you were Adam, would you have eaten the forbidden fruit offered by Eve? Yes No View Results Would you disobey God?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 05/29/17 10:27:05 PM #2:	I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:880048224] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 05/29/17 10:29:04 PM #3:	No. That's such an obvious test. "Hello, my human creations. I'm going to put this magic fruit here in an easily accessible place that will give you infinite knowledge but, you must not ever eat it" gee, maybe there's more to it than that? stupid primitive humans, ruining it for the rest of us. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:880048326] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>No. That's such an obvious test. "Hello, my human creations. I'm going to put this magic fruit here in an easily accessible place that will give you infinite knowledge but, you must not ever eat it" gee, maybe there's more to it than that? stupid primitive humans, ruining it for the rest of us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sondast 05/29/17 10:30:23 PM #4:	No, I would have ignored her and asked God if he could make me a Steve instead. --- Take a lesson from parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror. <cite>sondast posted [p:880048405] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>No, I would have ignored her and asked God if he could make me a Steve instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 05/29/17 10:36:23 PM #5:	Electrokinesis posted... I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No. What's wrong with a pomegranate? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:880048710] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>Electrokinesis posted...</cite> <quote>I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No.</quote> What's wrong with a pomegranate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 05/29/17 10:36:32 PM #6:	Would have asked why she is so determined to fuck things up for us and ask god for a smarter woman who maybe he will get right this time. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:880048723] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>Would have asked why she is so determined to fuck things up for us and ask god for a smarter woman who maybe he will get right this time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 05/29/17 10:37:40 PM #7:	Hell yeah All the cool kids sin --- http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1497506/bunnies-o.gif If I'm being honest I don't really expect a movie about mutant humanoid turtles to get good reviews ever. <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:880048783] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah All the cool kids sin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLazyChampion 05/29/17 10:38:19 PM #8:	"Now that the only human vagina has departed from the Garden, I suppose I'll just have to make the most of it and..." voraciously devours the fruit <cite>TheLazyChampion posted [p:880048824] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>"Now that the only human vagina has departed from the Garden, I suppose I'll just have to make the most of it and..." voraciously devours the fruit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/29/17 10:39:54 PM #9:	I would have went for the fur burger instead --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:880048914] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>I would have went for the fur burger instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/29/17 10:41:41 PM #10:	MabusIncarnate posted... I would have went for the fur burger instead This. Pubic hair ain't stopping this motormouth from going downtown ;) --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:880049015] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>I would have went for the fur burger instead</quote> This. Pubic hair ain't stopping this motormouth from going downtown ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 05/29/17 10:44:13 PM #11:	I would have eaten that forbidden booty instead. Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:880049152] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>I would have eaten that forbidden booty instead. Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 05/29/17 10:46:54 PM #12:	“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.' 'Why not?' 'Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.” --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:880049302] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.' 'Why not?' 'Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.”</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/29/17 10:53:09 PM #13:	Chicken_Butt posted... Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:880049651] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper</quote> Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scoobydoobydont 05/29/17 10:56:49 PM #14:	God isn't the boss of me, I want that yummy knowledge. --- http://i.imgur.com/z16bN1C.gif <cite>scoobydoobydont posted [p:880049863] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>God isn't the boss of me, I want that yummy knowledge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 05/29/17 11:01:18 PM #15:	Sativa_Rose posted... Chicken_Butt posted... Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean o.O --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:880050094] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper</quote> Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean</quote> o.O</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 05/29/17 11:04:57 PM #16:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... Electrokinesis posted... I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No. What's wrong with a pomegranate? I can't think of anything less tempting than a pomegranate. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:880050284] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Electrokinesis posted...</cite> <quote>I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No.</quote> What's wrong with a pomegranate?</quote> I can't think of anything less tempting than a pomegranate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/29/17 11:05:32 PM #17:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... Sativa_Rose posted... Chicken_Butt posted... Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean o.O I mean I'd wash it in the river first but still I'm going to town >_> --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:880050318] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper</quote> Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean</quote> o.O</quote> I mean I'd wash it in the river first but still I'm going to town >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH 05/29/17 11:05:37 PM #18:	If I was Adam I would've said "We don't love these hoes" and slapped the fruit from her hand --- http://i.imgur.com/fUaBI.jpg I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:880050324] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>If I was Adam I would've said "We don't love these hoes" and slapped the fruit from her hand</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 05/29/17 11:26:51 PM #19:	Sativa_Rose posted... YoshitoKikuchi posted... Sativa_Rose posted... Chicken_Butt posted... Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean o.O I mean I'd wash it in the river first but still I'm going to town >_> Hmm --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:880051410] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper</quote> Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean</quote> o.O</quote> I mean I'd wash it in the river first but still I'm going to town >_></quote> Hmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/29/17 11:29:30 PM #20:	If Adam wasn't a fucking beta and stood up for himself we could all be living in absolute haromny, butt naked and surrounded by animals. --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:880051534] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>If Adam wasn't a fucking beta and stood up for himself we could all be living in absolute haromny, butt naked and surrounded by animals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 05/29/17 11:31:28 PM #21:	I would've let her try it and then waited a while to see how it affected her <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:880051621] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote>I would've let her try it and then waited a while to see how it affected her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 05/29/17 11:32:41 PM #22:	lilORANG posted... No. That's such an obvious test. "Hello, my human creations. I'm going to put this magic fruit here in an easily accessible place that will give you infinite knowledge but, you must not ever eat it" gee, maybe there's more to it than that? stupid primitive humans, ruining it for the rest of us. But Adam won't get laid unless he's a bad boy --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:880051682] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>lilORANG posted...</cite> <quote>No. That's such an obvious test. "Hello, my human creations. I'm going to put this magic fruit here in an easily accessible place that will give you infinite knowledge but, you must not ever eat it" gee, maybe there's more to it than that? stupid primitive humans, ruining it for the rest of us.</quote> But Adam won't get laid unless he's a bad boy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mist_Turnips 05/29/17 11:32:52 PM #23:	Chicken_Butt posted... I would have eaten that forbidden booty instead. Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper @God Can we get your input on this? --- "They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?" http://i.imgur.com/G74y2NJ.png <cite>Mist_Turnips posted [p:880051692] in If you wer... [t:75400690]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>I would have eaten that forbidden booty instead. Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper</quote> @God Can we get your input on this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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