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Coolppl Owns
06/02/17 9:46:56 AM
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Well?
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scar the 1
06/02/17 9:48:50 AM
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Meet them every day? Just verbal greeting. Meet them less often? Hug. We hug a lot in Sweden. But just hugging wasn't an option in your stupid poll.
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KogaSteelfang
06/02/17 9:51:57 AM
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I don't have any friends, but I think a wave and a verbal greeting is plenty.
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dragnmaninferno
06/02/17 9:51:57 AM
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Straight guy friends I say hello and shake their hand/bump fists.

Gay guy friends I say hello and hug.


When I meet with @drunkmuggle I say hello, hug him, and forcefully grab his right asscheek
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DifferentialEquation
06/02/17 9:53:22 AM
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We grab eachother's balls.
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Mist_Turnips
06/02/17 9:53:26 AM
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How's your weiner?
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Irony
06/02/17 9:53:55 AM
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Can't say because of one of the words
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Darkman124
06/02/17 10:01:02 AM
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i hit them with a baseball bat
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Coolppl Owns
06/02/17 10:01:53 AM
#9:


dragnmaninferno posted...
Straight guy friends I say hello and shake their hand/bump fists.

Gay guy friends I say hello and hug.


When I meet with @drunkmuggle I say hello, hug him, and forcefully grab his right asscheek


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apolloooo
06/02/17 10:02:32 AM
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I do the classic wrex Shepard banter, except using our names
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Parappa09
06/02/17 10:03:02 AM
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OpShaft
06/02/17 10:05:38 AM
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With my best friend, verbal greeting while covering our balls.

Others, handshake slide or just verbal.
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AlisLandale
06/02/17 10:05:55 AM
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I just sort of show up and nod. If they greet me back with much more, I look at them like they're stupid.

I swear I'm not a sociopath. Most of my friends are a little overly affectionate and this is the only real way to set boundaries. >~>
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Kineth
06/02/17 10:05:59 AM
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Usually some variation of "sup bro" and a handshake or some dap.
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BuckVanHammer
06/02/17 10:07:55 AM
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Generally ill open with an insult, take it back. Then call back to it later for a good laugh or fist fight.
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Turbam
06/02/17 10:10:19 AM
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We go in to punch each other, but somehow my friend always blocks my punch with a punch of his own
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scar the 1
06/02/17 10:11:29 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
scar the 1 posted...
We hug a lot in Sweden


Huh... that seems odd given the way Sweden is portrayed. I always assumed most Swedish didn't like a lot of affection.

We do. We're reserved with people we don't know (until we get alcohol in our bodies). With people we know, hugging is a very common way of greeting.
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drunkmuggle
06/02/17 10:14:25 AM
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I go in as if I am ready to do the hand slap hug thing but I give em a quick jab in the stomach after the hand slap
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ShotgunSilencer
06/02/17 10:15:34 AM
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If I see them often, usually a verbal greeting and quick hand shake. If it's been a while then a verbal greeting and the handshake hug thing.
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Skye Reynolds
06/02/17 10:16:00 AM
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A complimentary ass-grab, of course.

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weapon_d00d816
06/02/17 10:24:36 AM
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High five lock, make out, then brojob
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DevsBro
06/02/17 10:32:37 AM
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Varies from friend to friend.

Some get the polite handshake, others the fist bump, and the ones I've known longest generally just get a "suuuuuuuuuuup"
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G_G
06/02/17 10:35:02 AM
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handshake
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nativengine
06/02/17 10:35:38 AM
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Hand jobs of course.
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AvlButtslam
06/02/17 10:36:37 AM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
Straight guy friends I say hello and shake their hand/bump fists.

Gay guy friends I say hello and hug.

This sounds right
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Canuklehead
06/02/17 10:38:32 AM
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Simple hello for most.
Bag-tag for the closest of bros.
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Mr_Legendia
06/02/17 10:38:51 AM
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I go for the dabs and hugs with friends. Handshakes are saved for competitive play.
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Uncle_Drew
06/02/17 10:39:29 AM
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It depends. My close friends who I see practically everyday, verbal greeting

My teammates who I don't see as often cause they live far away, verbal and dap

Most everybody else is just a verbal greeting
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bluezero
06/02/17 10:55:34 AM
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I hugged a guy once that I'd never met in person. Known him forever on GameFAQs. I don't think he liked that.
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Baneposting
06/02/17 10:58:39 AM
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I do not have male friends.
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AvlButtslam
06/02/17 11:00:35 AM
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bluezero posted...
I hugged a guy once that I'd never met in person. Known him forever on GameFAQs. I don't think he liked that.

Same when I met @Xelltrix rofl
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Baneposting
06/02/17 11:01:13 AM
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AvlButtslam posted...
bluezero posted...
I hugged a guy once that I'd never met in person. Known him forever on GameFAQs. I don't think he liked that.

Same when I met Xelltrix rofl


Hey @Parappa09, wanna get drinks later? :)
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yanksfan4247
06/02/17 11:09:09 AM
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Dap

Handshake is too formal and i hate the whole Kung Fu grip shit you gotta do.
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nativengine
06/02/17 11:09:16 AM
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kewldude475 posted...
I greet them the same way Obama greets KD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cSIYzfC4l0


Are videos with bad words moddable or is it just posting them yourself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nopWOC4SRm4

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eneskar
06/02/17 11:13:06 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
scar the 1 posted...
We hug a lot in Sweden


Huh... that seems odd given the way Sweden is portrayed. I always assumed most Swedish didn't like a lot of affection.

We do. We're reserved with people we don't know (until we get alcohol in our bodies). With people we know, hugging is a very common way of greeting.


Also Swedish, and this is the truth.

I hug all my friends.
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ManBeast462
06/02/17 11:16:23 AM
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Fist Bump

We're not black though.
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Xelltrix
06/02/17 11:23:11 AM
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Handshake, slap on the back, verbal greeting etc. I have some friends that love giving out hugs though.
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boxington
06/02/17 11:26:31 AM
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High five with both hands, followed by a locking of the fingers


the only way
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drunkmuggle
06/02/17 11:26:58 AM
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MJ_Max
06/02/17 11:27:38 AM
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high fiving each others penises together like bros
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Lost_All_Senses
06/02/17 11:31:48 AM
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I treat everyone different depending on the vibe. Sometimes I just skip pleasantries all together.
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Vigi_Fitzroy
06/02/17 11:32:37 AM
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i go

'sup boss'


an ting
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drunkmuggle
06/02/17 11:33:57 AM
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kewldude475 posted...
nativengine posted...
kewldude475 posted...
I greet them the same way Obama greets KD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cSIYzfC4l0


Are videos with bad words moddable or is it just posting them yourself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nopWOC4SRm4

"1/8th black" lmao

afternoon my octoroon LOL
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Guerrilla Soldier
06/02/17 11:36:02 AM
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rub nipples together
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MacadamianNut3
06/02/17 11:36:56 AM
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Cup check

You gotta say it while doing it and also call the other person the n-word (I don't mean ninny)
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AvlButtslam
06/02/17 11:48:14 AM
#49:


Xelltrix posted...
Handshake, slap on the back, verbal greeting etc. I have some friends that love giving out hugs though.

I'm normally not a hugger but it seemed appropriate at the time. Bonus points for making you feel uncomfortable.
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dragnmaninferno
06/02/17 11:51:35 AM
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Coolppl Owns posted...
dragnmaninferno posted...
Straight guy friends I say hello and shake their hand/bump fists.

Gay guy friends I say hello and hug.


When I meet with @drunkmuggle I say hello, hug him, and forcefully grab his right asscheek


:flushed:

You will get a similar greeting
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