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Iwin2013
06/03/17 12:15:50 PM
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Or is it cocktails?
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BignutzisBack
06/03/17 12:16:45 PM
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What are you on your f****** period TC?
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thompsontalker7
06/03/17 12:17:06 PM
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It's the preferred drink of quintessential gentleman James Bond

I doubt some pleb knows more about manliness than James fricking Bond, do you
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Fam_Fam
06/03/17 12:17:44 PM
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by idiots, maybe
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thronedfire2
06/03/17 12:18:02 PM
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This is what guys who can only handle beer say

Even a good margarita is stronger than like 3 beers
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FF_Redux
06/03/17 12:21:56 PM
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A real cosmopolitan is strong as fuck. Even if it's pink and fruity, it's pretty manly drink man.
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TheGonzoSpider
06/03/17 12:25:42 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
A real cosmopolitan is strong as fuck. Even if it's pink and fruity, it's pretty manly drink man.


A cosmo is exactly what you said fruity and sugary. Strong doesn't equal manly. It also only become a popular drink because of Sex in the City.

Martinis are only 2 (3 if you like it dirty) ingredients. Gin (vodka for you losers) and dry vermouth. Martini is classy and meant to get you drunk. Don't you know the phrase "martini lunches". Pretty sure Mad Men had them.
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iron jojo
06/03/17 12:26:02 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
A real cosmopolitan is strong as fuck. Even if it's pink and fruity, it's pretty manly drink man.

No
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J E S U S
06/03/17 12:35:00 PM
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TheGonzoSpider posted...
FF_Redux posted...
A real cosmopolitan is strong as fuck. Even if it's pink and fruity, it's pretty manly drink man.


A cosmo is exactly what you said fruity and sugary. Strong doesn't equal manly. It also only become a popular drink because of Sex in the City.

Martinis are only 2 (3 if you like it dirty) ingredients. Gin (vodka for you losers) and dry vermouth. Martini is classy and meant to get you drunk. Don't you know the phrase "martini lunches". Pretty sure Mad Men had them.



James Bond is a total loser
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G_G
06/03/17 12:35:45 PM
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why are you a sissy?
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FF_Redux
06/03/17 1:05:34 PM
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TheGonzoSpider posted...
FF_Redux posted...
A real cosmopolitan is strong as fuck. Even if it's pink and fruity, it's pretty manly drink man.


A cosmo is exactly what you said fruity and sugary. Strong doesn't equal manly. It also only become a popular drink because of Sex in the City.

Martinis are only 2 (3 if you like it dirty) ingredients. Gin (vodka for you losers) and dry vermouth. Martini is classy and meant to get you drunk. Don't you know the phrase "martini lunches". Pretty sure Mad Men had them.


The Sex and the City ones are totally wrong, looks like they have cranberry juice. A real one is pink, and it's not that sweet and it's lot of alcohol.
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scar the 1
06/03/17 1:08:55 PM
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TheGonzoSpider posted...
Martini is classy and meant to get you drunk

Those two don't go together.
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TheGonzoSpider
06/03/17 4:03:59 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
TheGonzoSpider posted...
FF_Redux posted...
A real cosmopolitan is strong as fuck. Even if it's pink and fruity, it's pretty manly drink man.


A cosmo is exactly what you said fruity and sugary. Strong doesn't equal manly. It also only become a popular drink because of Sex in the City.

Martinis are only 2 (3 if you like it dirty) ingredients. Gin (vodka for you losers) and dry vermouth. Martini is classy and meant to get you drunk. Don't you know the phrase "martini lunches". Pretty sure Mad Men had them.


The Sex and the City ones are totally wrong, looks like they have cranberry juice. A real one is pink, and it's not that sweet and it's lot of alcohol.


I've been a bartender for 5 years bud. I know what I'm talking about. A cosmo always gets a little bit of cranberry juice otherwise it's not a cosmo.
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Solid Snake07
06/03/17 4:06:08 PM
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Not real martinis
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FF_Redux
06/03/17 6:30:34 PM
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TheGonzoSpider posted...


I've been a bartender for 5 years bud. I know what I'm talking about. A cosmo always gets a little bit of cranberry juice otherwise it's not a cosmo.


Well of course, but the ones we see on TV that look all red, are not real cosmos. You just add a bit of the cranberry juice not drench it. The cosmo should be pink not red.
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Calwings
06/03/17 6:38:48 PM
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I misread "Martinis" in the topic title as "Marlins" and was very confused when I entered this topic.
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ChrisHanson24
06/03/17 6:38:49 PM
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you're not a real man unless you drink rubbing alcohol
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The23rdMagus
06/04/17 12:38:02 AM
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Martinis are classy as hell and a properly-made Cosmopolitan is refreshing, but not a sugar bomb.

I've moved on to Negronis this season, though.
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HogRiderreturns
06/04/17 12:40:17 AM
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GOATSLAYER
06/04/17 12:41:40 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
TheGonzoSpider posted...
Martini is classy and meant to get you drunk

Those two don't go together.

Of course they do
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Pitlord_Special
06/04/17 12:48:50 AM
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I've made a few and they don't really go down smoothly if you ask me. Good for looking classy while sipping on it but I'd rather have a gin and tonic.
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ASithLord7
06/04/17 12:50:29 AM
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From bros who think they're some vodka and juice drink maybe.

Most of those same people probably wouldn't be able to drink an actual martini.

Pitlord_Special posted...
Good for looking classy while sipping on it but I'd rather have a gin and tonic.

God, opposite for me. I can't stand tonic. Gin Rickey is good though
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SuperExcitebike
06/04/17 12:56:53 AM
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Gin martinis are manly as fuck. Vodka, not so much.

There are places you should never buy martinis from though, like sports bars
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masterpug53
06/04/17 1:13:02 AM
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'Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. Minus the icky vodka. And not so cold that it hurts my teeth, please.' ~ James Bond (apparently)
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ASithLord7
06/04/17 11:59:17 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
'Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. Minus the icky vodka. And not so cold that it hurts my teeth, please.' ~ James Bond (apparently)

Well to be fair vodka is shit.

But Bond ruined cocktails for generations of people who shake whent they should stir :l
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