Poll of the Day > You know what sound I weirdly miss? My ex's light snoring

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Sleeping in the same bed as that... it was like having a free white noise machine, except this one didn't need electricity and just ate a bunch of soup and chicken.

I still sleep just fine, but I always managed to sleep easier when I had that noise to fill the empty silence of nighttime.
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My husband swears he doesn't snore even though I hear him every night.
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I hated when your ex snored.. I would always kick her out of bed the second she started

Everyone swears that. But they all do.

But at least they don't kick and punch in their sleep. I'm a holy terror to sleep in the same bed as.
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Oh shit you're gay huh..

Okay change her to him in my previous post

My ex can be whatever gender you want as long as it helps you get your rocks off babe
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I admit sharing the same bed as someone who snores doesn't seem appealing.
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For some reason I thought Spam was a girl.
I think there's actually a different girl who likes to pose as a boy, so maybe that's why I'm confused.
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PK_Spam posted...

My ex can be whatever gender you want as long as it helps you get your rocks off babe

I choose double gender

SusanGreenEyes posted...

For some reason I thought Spam was a girl.
I think there's actually a different girl who likes to pose as a boy, so maybe that's why I'm confused.

Yeah.. it's you..

MICHALCOLE posted...

SusanGreenEyes posted...

For some reason I thought Spam was a girl.
I think there's actually a different girl who likes to pose as a boy, so maybe that's why I'm confused.

Yeah.. it's you..

If I remember correctly, it was that one girl who made those CoolGamer accounts. I think she's irl friends with RC because they go to the same school or something. She bragged about pretending to be a guy who pretended to be a girl or some nonsense like that. And the board took the bait every step of the way. As per usual.
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MICHALCOLE posted...

SusanGreenEyes posted...

For some reason I thought Spam was a girl.
I think there's actually a different girl who likes to pose as a boy, so maybe that's why I'm confused.

Yeah.. it's you..

I pose as a boy?
Named Susan... with green eyes?
Whatever you need to tell yourself to get through the day.
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MICHALCOLE posted...

PK_Spam posted...

My ex can be whatever gender you want as long as it helps you get your rocks off babe

I choose double gender

Be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it
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