Poll of the Day > What should be the punishment for poachers?

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yourDaddie
06/04/17 4:04:50 PM
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What should be the punishment for poachers?






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wwinterj25
06/04/17 4:07:40 PM
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Just a fine seems reasonable.
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VeeVees
06/04/17 4:22:57 PM
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death by guillotine
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AwesomeTurtwig
06/04/17 4:27:15 PM
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Depends on if the species being poached is endangered I guess. But like a hefty fine or a year works.
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Questionmarktarius
06/04/17 6:21:49 PM
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Whatever trespassing plus malicious destruction of property ends up being.
Also theft, with the degree of the charge being based on the black-market value of whatever parts they've taken.
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streamofthesky
06/04/17 6:44:38 PM
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Assuming it's an endangered or threatened species...
Shot on sight.
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Questionmarktarius
06/04/17 6:45:57 PM
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streamofthesky posted...
Assuming it's an endangered or threatened species...
Shot on sight.

If they're trespassing at all...
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myghostisdead
06/04/17 6:49:40 PM
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Depends on what they are poaching.
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streamofthesky
06/04/17 6:51:51 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
streamofthesky posted...
Assuming it's an endangered or threatened species...
Shot on sight.

If they're trespassing at all...

If it's an endangered or threatened species, it doesn't matter where they're shooting the animal, it's fucking illegal.
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Questionmarktarius
06/04/17 6:52:34 PM
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myghostisdead posted...
Depends on what they are poaching.

Why?
If someone sneaked into a cow farm in Kansas, shot a cow, and started sawing off parts of it, the rancher would be just as justified in shooting the poacher dead as rhino ranger in Tanzania.
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Entity13
06/04/17 6:59:01 PM
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Nothing but poached eggs every day for five years, in a guarded room that smells of bad eggs and dirty socks. That's the first offense.

Second offense, they're told they can only wear aforementioned dirty socks, and are sent into the wild where they're hunted, and are never accepted back into society.
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Questionmarktarius
06/04/17 7:04:59 PM
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SuperflyD
06/04/17 9:13:43 PM
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Lot of people seem to think poaching is just shooting rabbits on the king's land.
It is an international crime organization, usually controlled by chinese gangs to feed their bullshit magical remedies market. Not just elephants and rhinos, but bears and other dwindling species. I've got no problem with having all poachers executed on site.
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Questionmarktarius
06/04/17 9:16:37 PM
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SuperflyD posted...
It is an international crime organization, usually controlled by chinese gangs to feed their bullshit magical remedies market.

The Chinese have rhino and tiger farms now.
http://jamillsauthor.com/2015/01/history-repeating-itself-with-rhino-farming-in-china/
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myghostisdead
06/04/17 10:21:18 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
myghostisdead posted...
Depends on what they are poaching.

Why?
If someone sneaked into a cow farm in Kansas, shot a cow, and started sawing off parts of it, the rancher would be just as justified in shooting the poacher dead as rhino ranger in Tanzania.


Shooting a whitetail deer out of season or more than your limit even on your own property is poaching where I live. There is a punishment for that in my state. Sneaking on our farm and shooting a cow either to eat or for the Hell of it is an added crime. That is why it depends.
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adjl
06/04/17 10:27:03 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
There's a very easy solution to poaching: farms.
https://www.thedodo.com/people-are-farming-rhinos-1592752412.html
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/23/total-ban-ivory-disastrous-elephants-legalise-it


Alternatively, synthesizing ivory in a lab. When it can be mass-produced without harming the animals, it becomes easy to completely gut the market by flooding it.
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streamofthesky
06/04/17 10:44:17 PM
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adjl posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
There's a very easy solution to poaching: farms.
https://www.thedodo.com/people-are-farming-rhinos-1592752412.html
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/23/total-ban-ivory-disastrous-elephants-legalise-it


Alternatively, synthesizing ivory in a lab. When it can be mass-produced without harming the animals, it becomes easy to completely gut the market by flooding it.

That's what I'm hoping happens. Has anyone been working on that? I'd love to see it get produced in a lab and those vile poachers out of business in a matter of months.
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KJ StErOiDs
06/04/17 11:31:41 PM
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Index finger of their dominant hand amputated.
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gguirao
06/05/17 1:27:09 PM
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Several years in jail.
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wolfy42
06/05/17 1:30:54 PM
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Marriage to a really nasty woman (or man).
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Masamune_DS
06/05/17 1:48:12 PM
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Real life "The Most Dangerous Game".
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DarkKirby2500
06/05/17 1:54:01 PM
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They should be put on a televised/streamed show where they are put on an island with no weapons or equipment with the animal they were poaching and face off against it to the death. They have a 24 hour time limit, otherwise they lose and get shot. If they win they get to keep the animal they originally were poaching and the one they killed on the show.
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Zareth
06/05/17 3:09:05 PM
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Killed by the kind of animal they were poaching.
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