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AwesomeOSauce 06/23/17 8:06:08 AM #1:	Lets say an alien stumbles on our planet and notices a bunch of dead corpes beneath the earth. Is flabbergasted by the thought of intelligent beings dying since everyone on their planet has always lived with the exception of animals and other creatures. So he hits the earth with a resurrection beam and every human from the beginning of time is alive again with all the memories they had right to the moment before they died. Alien then zooms off happy he did a good act on a nice little planet. How fucked would earth be? How many billions of humans would we have? Would it be crowded? Would there be the biggest world war ever? What alliances would there be? --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:881655914] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>Lets say an alien stumbles on our planet and notices a bunch of dead corpes beneath the earth. Is flabbergasted by the thought of intelligent beings dying since everyone on their planet has always lived with the exception of animals and other creatures. So he hits the earth with a resurrection beam and every human from the beginning of time is alive again with all the memories they had right to the moment before they died. Alien then zooms off happy he did a good act on a nice little planet. How fucked would earth be? How many billions of humans would we have? Would it be crowded? Would there be the biggest world war ever? What alliances would there be?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 06/23/17 8:08:45 AM #2:	It'd be fine. --- I wish we all waved <cite>ledbowman posted [p:881655987] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>It'd be fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce 06/23/17 8:14:19 AM #3:	ledbowman posted... It'd be fine. would there be more woman or men? --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:881656119] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>ledbowman posted...</cite> <quote>It'd be fine.</quote> would there be more woman or men?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/23/17 8:15:03 AM #4:	A bunch of decomposing skeletons that can't even move because there's no muscle tissue or anything. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:881656138] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>A bunch of decomposing skeletons that can't even move because there's no muscle tissue or anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SGT_Conti 06/23/17 8:17:53 AM #5:	Are they resurrected in a state fit to live and moved somewhere they can survive? Like, not in the Rainbow Valley of Everest or whatever? --- "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." <cite>SGT_Conti posted [p:881656220] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>Are they resurrected in a state fit to live and moved somewhere they can survive? Like, not in the Rainbow Valley of Everest or whatever?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/23/17 8:20:24 AM #6:	A lot of them would end up immediately dying again due to being trapped underground. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:881656295] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>A lot of them would end up immediately dying again due to being trapped underground.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 06/23/17 8:24:19 AM #7:	What if they all appear exactly in the same place they were when they died? Like say some members of an indian tribe died in a place where you now have a modern high-rise building. They will be resurrected with the iron beams and bricks, etc., embedded in their bodies. Most will die right away. Also, two people who died at the exact same place in different times will be resurrected with part of their bodies merged into each other. In fact, the streets of many cities risk being impossible to navigate because of the resurrected people half embedded in the asphalt It would be quite something. Good idea for a horror movie, too. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:881656410] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>What if they all appear exactly in the same place they were when they died? Like say some members of an indian tribe died in a place where you now have a modern high-rise building. They will be resurrected with the iron beams and bricks, etc., embedded in their bodies. Most will die right away. Also, two people who died at the exact same place in different times will be resurrected with part of their bodies merged into each other. In fact, the streets of many cities risk being impossible to navigate because of the resurrected people half embedded in the asphalt It would be quite something. Good idea for a horror movie, too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 06/23/17 8:25:17 AM #8:	Resurrection beams don't and can't exist. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:881656446] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>Resurrection beams don't and can't exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce 06/23/17 8:25:22 AM #9:	UnholyMudcrab posted... A bunch of decomposing skeletons that can't even move because there's no muscle tissue or anything. Fully body resurrection literally everything. SGT_Conti posted... Are they resurrected in a state fit to live and moved somewhere they can survive? Like, not in the Rainbow Valley of Everest or whatever? Yeah obviously if someone is under the ocean or in a volcano they resurrect in the nearest safe place. Kitt posted... A lot of them would end up immediately dying again due to being trapped underground. no they would be warped above ground. --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:881656450] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnholyMudcrab posted...</cite> <quote>A bunch of decomposing skeletons that can't even move because there's no muscle tissue or anything.</quote> Fully body resurrection literally everything. <cite>SGT_Conti posted...</cite> <quote>Are they resurrected in a state fit to live and moved somewhere they can survive? Like, not in the Rainbow Valley of Everest or whatever?</quote> Yeah obviously if someone is under the ocean or in a volcano they resurrect in the nearest safe place. <cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>A lot of them would end up immediately dying again due to being trapped underground.</quote> no they would be warped above ground.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 06/23/17 8:26:39 AM #10:	How would they get out of their coffins, buried 6ft below ground? --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:881656490] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>How would they get out of their coffins, buried 6ft below ground?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 06/23/17 8:27:59 AM #11:	They would regain the muscle tissue and body weight that they lost and the resulting increase of weight on the planet would knock Earh out of orbit and we'd all go crashing into the sun. That's no bueno --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:881656534] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>They would regain the muscle tissue and body weight that they lost and the resulting increase of weight on the planet would knock Earh out of orbit and we'd all go crashing into the sun. That's no bueno</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ambientsausage 06/23/17 8:35:03 AM #12:	This is terrifying. Just the idea of anyone being resurrected. Like my mother died years ago and I have nightmares about her being brought back to life and it's the scariest shit in the world. <cite>ambientsausage posted [p:881656692] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>This is terrifying. Just the idea of anyone being resurrected. Like my mother died years ago and I have nightmares about her being brought back to life and it's the scariest shit in the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 06/23/17 8:36:25 AM #13:	ambientsausage posted... This is terrifying. Just the idea of anyone being resurrected. Like my mother died years ago and I have nightmares about her being brought back to life and it's the scariest shit in the world. Was she that scary? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:881656725] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>ambientsausage posted...</cite> <quote>This is terrifying. Just the idea of anyone being resurrected. Like my mother died years ago and I have nightmares about her being brought back to life and it's the scariest shit in the world.</quote> Was she that scary?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500 06/23/17 8:41:04 AM #14:	There is a video about this on youtube. Look it up <cite>Steelix500 posted [p:881656836] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>There is a video about this on youtube. Look it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ambientsausage 06/23/17 8:41:11 AM #15:	frozenshock posted... ambientsausage posted... This is terrifying. Just the idea of anyone being resurrected. Like my mother died years ago and I have nightmares about her being brought back to life and it's the scariest shit in the world. Was she that scary? Not really, I loved her and I'm pretty sad that she's dead. But if you're dead you should stay dead and just the idea of someone coming back to life and trying to reintegrate with a family that's moved on in a lot of ways is really messed up. <cite>ambientsausage posted [p:881656838] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ambientsausage posted...</cite> <quote>This is terrifying. Just the idea of anyone being resurrected. Like my mother died years ago and I have nightmares about her being brought back to life and it's the scariest shit in the world.</quote> Was she that scary?</quote> Not really, I loved her and I'm pretty sad that she's dead. But if you're dead you should stay dead and just the idea of someone coming back to life and trying to reintegrate with a family that's moved on in a lot of ways is really messed up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 06/23/17 8:41:54 AM #16:	If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam? --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:881656861] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 06/23/17 8:42:07 AM #17:	It's going to be a strange day for a man named Jesus. Also pretty stoked to have Bowie and Hendrix back. Mmm, and Alliyah and Left Eye. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:881656866] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>It's going to be a strange day for a man named Jesus. Also pretty stoked to have Bowie and Hendrix back. Mmm, and Alliyah and Left Eye.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mikablu 06/23/17 8:44:04 AM #18:	awesome999 posted... If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam? Maybe that's why everyone on their planet lives forever. Someone gets close to death and they get revived instantly. <cite>Mikablu posted [p:881656917] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam?</quote> Maybe that's why everyone on their planet lives forever. Someone gets close to death and they get revived instantly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/23/17 8:45:27 AM #19:	There would be about 100 billion, supposedly. But why does an alien whose species has never experienced a single death have a resurrection beam? --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:881656967] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>There would be about 100 billion, supposedly. But why does an alien whose species has never experienced a single death have a resurrection beam?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 06/23/17 8:46:59 AM #20:	Mikablu posted... awesome999 posted... If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam? Maybe that's why everyone on their planet lives forever. Someone gets close to death and they get revived instantly. You can't resurrect something that's not dead --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:881657015] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mikablu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam?</quote> Maybe that's why everyone on their planet lives forever. Someone gets close to death and they get revived instantly.</quote> You can't resurrect something that's not dead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 06/23/17 8:47:58 AM #21:	shnangyboos posted... Resurrection beams don't and can't exist. This guy... points with thumb --- http://i.imgur.com/8pzUM.gif http://i.imgur.com/Oh1iujg.gif The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f**in' world ~Rat <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:881657051] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>shnangyboos posted...</cite> <quote>Resurrection beams don't and can't exist.</quote> This guy... points with thumb*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mikablu 06/23/17 8:49:09 AM #22:	awesome999 posted... Mikablu posted... awesome999 posted... If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam? Maybe that's why everyone on their planet lives forever. Someone gets close to death and they get revived instantly. You can't resurrect something that's not dead You don't know how the beam works. Maybe it brings organic life back to its prime, no matter what state it was in. There, now it works on the living and the dead. Happy? Don't answer; that was rhetorical. I know you're not happy. <cite>Mikablu posted [p:881657087] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mikablu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam?</quote> Maybe that's why everyone on their planet lives forever. Someone gets close to death and they get revived instantly.</quote> You can't resurrect something that's not dead</quote> You don't know how the beam works. Maybe it brings organic life back to its prime, no matter what state it was in. There, now it works on the living and the dead. Happy? Don't answer; that was rhetorical. I know you're not happy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/23/17 8:52:27 AM #23:	Happy? Don't answer; that was rhetorical. I know you're not happy. Hey, somebody figured out how CE works! You know what that means! Party! I'll bring the ice cream. Somebody order like 30 pizzas! --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:881657184] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><quote>Happy? Don't answer; that was rhetorical. I know you're not happy.</quote> Hey, somebody figured out how CE works! You know what that means! Party! I'll bring the ice cream. Somebody order like 30 pizzas!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsVinceRusso 06/23/17 8:56:10 AM #24:	it's okay, we'd have teddy roosevelt back, he'd know how to save us. --- bro <cite>ItsVinceRusso posted [p:881657323] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>it's okay, we'd have teddy roosevelt back, he'd know how to save us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce 06/23/17 9:16:05 AM #25:	awesome999 posted... If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam? Animals these alien intelligent beings don't die but their animals pets and creatures do so they invented something so they could live as long as they do. --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:881658018] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>If nobody dies then why would they need a resurrection beam?</quote> Animals these alien intelligent beings don't die but their animals pets and creatures do so they invented something so they could live as long as they do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 06/23/17 9:18:27 AM #26:	What about the people that were cremated? Do people just pop out of boxes that were sitting on some fireplace mantle? --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:881658107] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>What about the people that were cremated? Do people just pop out of boxes that were sitting on some fireplace mantle?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce 06/23/17 9:44:09 AM #27:	Caution999 posted... What about the people that were cremated? Do people just pop out of boxes that were sitting on some fireplace mantle? Ever play an RPG? Why do resurrect spells do? --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:881659123] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>What about the people that were cremated? Do people just pop out of boxes that were sitting on some fireplace mantle?</quote> Ever play an RPG? Why do resurrect spells do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 06/23/17 9:52:32 AM #28:	Lol ce keeps trying to find loopholes in dese all da time Dey are no fun tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:881659461] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>Lol ce keeps trying to find loopholes in dese all da time Dey are no fun tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce 06/23/17 10:07:49 AM #29:	ssj3vegeta2 posted... Lol ce keeps trying to find loopholes in dese all da time Dey are no fun tbh What century of women would you want to hang out with vegy? --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:881660186] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted...</cite> <quote>Lol ce keeps trying to find loopholes in dese all da time Dey are no fun tbh</quote> What century of women would you want to hang out with vegy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 06/23/17 11:41:24 AM #30:	Dose southern belles from dem western movies --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:881664484] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>Dose southern belles from dem western movies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce 06/23/17 2:46:12 PM #31:	ssj3vegeta2 posted... Dose southern belles from dem western movies lol nice --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:881674659] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted...</cite> <quote>Dose southern belles from dem western movies</quote> lol nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 06/23/17 2:48:35 PM #32:	being able to take dust or hey even people who all their body matter is now parts of animals or other people and make that human again with all their memories is literally God power this isn't an alien this is literally God science can't achieve such a thing even with time travel --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:881674803] in If every H... [t:75492647]...</cite> <quote>being able to take dust or hey even people who all their body matter is now parts of animals or other people and make that human again with all their memories is literally God power this isn't an alien this is literally God science can't achieve such a thing even with time travel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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