Current Events > You're stuck in an elevator with Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna + Miley Cyrus

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UnfairRepresent 06/27/17 1:20:46 PM #1:	You're in an elevator with Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna and Miley Cyrus when suddenly there is a loud KRUNK! and BANG! sound and the elevator violently jerks to a halt. There is silence for a moment until you hear a voice over the com say "I'm sorry folks but there has been a major blackout in the power and it'll be at least a couple of hours before we can get you out of there. Just sit tight." What would you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881903164] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>You're in an elevator with Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna and Miley Cyrus when suddenly there is a loud KRUNK! and BANG! sound and the elevator violently jerks to a halt. There is silence for a moment until you hear a voice over the com say "I'm sorry folks but there has been a major blackout in the power and it'll be at least a couple of hours before we can get you out of there. Just sit tight." What would you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 06/27/17 1:23:07 PM #2:	take out my piss jar --- A Green Butter Alt(TM) http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:881903295] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>take out my piss jar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 06/27/17 1:24:32 PM #3:	Tell Katy Taylor and Rhianna to go talk with themselves and I'd spend the rest of the time with Miley. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:881903380] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Tell Katy Taylor and Rhianna to go talk with themselves and I'd spend the rest of the time with Miley.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 06/27/17 1:24:54 PM #4:	fart --- He would make his mark, if not on this tree, then on that wall; if not with teeth and claws, then with penknife and razor. <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:881903400] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>fart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 06/27/17 1:25:30 PM #5:	get out my phone and start playing a game. --- Now Playing: Persona 5 (PS4), The Old Blood (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:881903434] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>get out my phone and start playing a game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 06/27/17 1:28:54 PM #6:	Orgy --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:881903634] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Orgy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myztikrice 06/27/17 1:29:52 PM #7:	Proclaim 'holy shit this is a big elevator' --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical." <cite>myztikrice posted [p:881903708] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Proclaim 'holy shit this is a big elevator'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 06/27/17 1:30:22 PM #8:	One of them is the devil, try to escape --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:881903742] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>One of them is the devil, try to escape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hollow_shrine 06/27/17 1:33:48 PM #10:	Dustin1280 posted... One of them is the devil, try to escape Two of them, but with Rihanna on my side we might can take them. The only wildcard is Taylor who will take one side and then betray them in the third act for the drama and write a song about it making it all about her. Unless we get her first, that is. --- https://i.imgtc.com/72JF7CA.jpg (by mark2000) 13 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:881903943] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote>One of them is the devil, try to escape</quote> Two of them, but with Rihanna on my side we might can take them. The only wildcard is Taylor who will take one side and then betray them in the third act for the drama and write a song about it making it all about her. Unless we get her first, that is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvalAngell 06/27/17 1:37:26 PM #11:	figure out a way to get Taylor Swift out of her clothes --- It's what's best for business. <cite>EvalAngell posted [p:881904148] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>figure out a way to get Taylor Swift out of her clothes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 06/27/17 2:11:05 PM #12:	JustMyOpinion posted... Katy Perry and T Swift hate each other. This would never happen. That's just for publicity --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:881906219] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMyOpinion posted...</cite> <quote>Katy Perry and T Swift hate each other. This would never happen.</quote> That's just for publicity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 06/27/17 2:15:32 PM #13:	Ask Katy if I can see her boobs. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:881906480] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Ask Katy if I can see her boobs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/27/17 2:20:02 PM #14:	Feline_Heart posted... JustMyOpinion posted... Katy Perry and T Swift hate each other. This would never happen. That's just for publicity Isn't everything these days? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881906751] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMyOpinion posted...</cite> <quote>Katy Perry and T Swift hate each other. This would never happen.</quote> That's just for publicity</quote> Isn't everything these days?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ManSpread 06/27/17 2:20:54 PM #15:	Defend Waifu Swift --- http://i.imgur.com/7PDx6Ff.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KIoH5Fa.png http://i.imgur.com/Dj68WVS.gifv http://i.imgur.com/hMt3DpQ.png <cite>ManSpread posted [p:881906805] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Defend Waifu Swift</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 06/27/17 2:21:59 PM #16:	I would say "like a wrrreeecking balll..." Miley would get excited and try to start to sing but too late cause I just plowed through the wall and made a whole in the side of the building --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:881906869] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>I would say "like a wrrreeecking balll..." Miley would get excited and try to start to sing but too late cause I just plowed through the wall and made a whole in the side of the building</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamepimp12 06/27/17 2:22:45 PM #17:	Feline_Heart posted... JustMyOpinion posted... Katy Perry and T Swift hate each other. This would never happen. That's just for publicity Na I'm sure they really hate each other T swift attempts to avoid everything that would make her look like the bad guy. But anyway I'd just try and hook up with rihanna and leave the white bitches alone --- we rich now but used to be slaves,we pushing whips now we used to be whipped,rockin chains when we used to be in 'em <cite>gamepimp12 posted [p:881906912] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JustMyOpinion posted...</cite> <quote>Katy Perry and T Swift hate each other. This would never happen.</quote> That's just for publicity</quote> Na I'm sure they really hate each other T swift attempts to avoid everything that would make her look like the bad guy. But anyway I'd just try and hook up with rihanna and leave the white bitches alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw 06/27/17 2:25:31 PM #18:	I would get them to put their differences aside and create the biggest money making music group of the decade. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." <cite>KillerSlaw posted [p:881907094] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>I would get them to put their differences aside and create the biggest money making music group of the decade.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TroutPaste 06/27/17 2:25:43 PM #19:	I would probably just chill and make awkward small talk --- Cavs / Indians / Browns / Buckeyes / Blue Jackets / NYC FC / Manchester City XBL: FourLeaf440 / PSN: TroutPaste89 / Steam: 4leaf440 <cite>TroutPaste posted [p:881907098] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>I would probably just chill and make awkward small talk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/27/17 3:31:55 PM #20:	KillerSlaw posted... I would get them to put their differences aside and create the biggest money making music group of the decade. In an elevator? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881911038] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>KillerSlaw posted...</cite> <quote>I would get them to put their differences aside and create the biggest money making music group of the decade.</quote> In an elevator?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Going_Deep_08 06/27/17 3:58:40 PM #21:	Summon real musicians...like Metallica, Pantera, and Tool!!! --- BIG BEN IS STILL GOD!! Do not defy him!!! http://i.imgur.com/wXbZNsE.gif http://i.imgur.com/LokFB.jpg <cite>Going_Deep_08 posted [p:881912544] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Summon real musicians...like Metallica, Pantera, and Tool!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/27/17 4:02:06 PM #22:	TroutPaste posted... I would probably just chill and make awkward small talk This is probably the best it would get being realistic --- Did I amuse you? <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:881912741] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>TroutPaste posted...</cite> <quote>I would probably just chill and make awkward small talk</quote> This is probably the best it would get being realistic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EbonTitanium 06/27/17 4:02:40 PM #23:	Wonder what horrible sin did I commit to deserve this. --- I don't know which is worse: fanboys or elitist. <cite>EbonTitanium posted [p:881912770] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Wonder what horrible sin did I commit to deserve this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_OujiDoza_ 06/27/17 4:02:47 PM #24:	myztikrice posted... Proclaim 'holy shit this is a big elevator' --- R.I.P. Bilbo-Swaggins: Victim of the CommunistFAQS Regime \|Brian-Dawkins\|http://i.imgtc.com/5yil6xS.jpg. <cite>_OujiDoza_ posted [p:881912776] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>myztikrice posted...</cite> <quote>Proclaim 'holy shit this is a big elevator'</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 06/27/17 4:07:16 PM #25:	Fucking sit there and wait I guess. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:881913040] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Fucking sit there and wait I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 06/27/17 4:15:37 PM #26:	Giant_Aspirin posted... get out my phone and start playing a game. --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:881913557] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>get out my phone and start playing a game.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/27/17 4:16:42 PM #27:	Kanaya413 posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... get out my phone and start playing a game. In front of Rihanna? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881913613] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kanaya413 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>get out my phone and start playing a game.</quote></quote> In front of Rihanna?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kirby 06/27/17 4:17:43 PM #28:	Establish pee corner. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. <cite>Kirby posted [p:881913676] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Establish pee corner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 06/27/17 4:21:44 PM #29:	Shoot Toby twice. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:881913897] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>Shoot Toby twice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BillyKidd 06/27/17 4:22:27 PM #30:	them --- Tho I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mofo in the whole f'n valley http://i.imgur.com/4GzX1.jpg <cite>BillyKidd posted [p:881913942] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 06/27/17 5:08:20 PM #31:	If I saw all those people on an elevator, I'm not getting on it in the first place. <cite>garan posted [p:881916677] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote>If I saw all those people on an elevator, I'm not getting on it in the first place.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 06/27/17 5:08:57 PM #32:	BillyKidd posted... them But only after I've obtained consent. <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:881916724] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>BillyKidd posted...</cite> <quote>them</quote> But only after I've obtained consent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jswift254 06/27/17 5:14:18 PM #33:	_OujiDoza_ posted... myztikrice posted... Proclaim 'holy shit this is a big elevator' --- All GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!! http://i.imgur.com/VrXcrJx.gif <cite>Jswift254 posted [p:881917010] in You're stu... [t:75506562]...</cite> <quote><cite>_OujiDoza_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>myztikrice posted...</cite> <quote>Proclaim 'holy shit this is a big elevator'</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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