Board 8 > B8UCA Presents Tuesday Afternoon 4th of July RUIN ft. A Coronation and Dodgeball

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/74478244
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

This ain’t over yet! DPOblivion vs Apollo_Phoenix
This match ended in a tie. I did not want a tie. Therefore, this match will end tonight! First blood style! With our average, of 8 voters the first person to get 4 votes will win!


CHAMPION vs CHAMPION!
B8UCA MM Champion emeraldegg vs B8UCA Undisputed Champion davidponte

This is a match I always wondered about. With American Independence Day tomorrow, let’s see some fireworks here!


The Coronation of King Strife!
I am giving some promo time for King Strife if he wants it.

Undercard

Roman Candle Dodgeball! Boko vs Solioxrz362 vs LusterSoldier vs Jester GTM vs ImTheMacheteGuy
These guys had so much fun fighting in the parking lot the other day the decided to bring the show into the arena… Wait, what are you doing with those Roman Candles?! Last place becomes Jester. Winner becomes LW #1 contender!

This is just a battle royal where if a vote lands on XX:XX:X0 a hurt will count for 3 hurts because they were shot with a roman candle.


Raven vs a Flock! (of Edwards’s) BrokenRaven vs eddv/Jedwards/b8lessbro
For those that follow my TEW diary, b8lessbro is my brother who is not on GameFAQS. Can Raven overcome all of these Edwards’s?!


Oh you almost had it, gotta be quicker than that.. Tom Bombadil vs StifledSilence
Both of these guys fell short last night on making big accomplishments. You gotta be quicker than that! To prove it, they will participate in a ladder match. If someone gets 3 votes in a row they win. I am gonna add a pin stipulation too incase no one wins. In that scenario, the person with the most votes wins.


No! Not the picnic table! Stevie3V vs TheSultanOfSlam
Master of Taybles did not make an appearance last night because Strife was in the finals. Tonight, we will see if someone will become the number one contender for the MoT. Wait, no, not the picnic table! My burgers!!!


Preparation to face a King! Shaduln vs iHateThisCPU
CPU did a good job against the Raven yesterday. Let’s see how he does against an Emperor! Oit’s the fourth of July in America. … this will be a Spatula on a Pole match! Two votes in a row will give the superstar the Spatula. Each additional vote will count as two votes. To steal the spatula, the opposing superstar must get their own two votes in a row!


`Merica Vote Form
DP vs Apollo
Emeraldegg vs davidponte
Raven vs eddv/Jed/b8lessbro
Tom vs Stifled
Shad vs CPU

Roman Candle Dodgeball: Hurt once per hour. Two times in a row is okay.
Boko – 5
Solio – 5
Luster – 5
GTM – 5
ImTheMacheteGuy - 5
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@davidponte
@Apollo_Phoenix
@StifledSilence
@BrokenRaven
@DpObliVion
@muddersmilk
@Strife2
@Eddv
@XIII_rocks
@Emeraldegg
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@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Solioxrz362
@Stevie3V
@Tom_Bombadil
@GTM
@Shaduln
@ImTheMacheteGuy
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Apollo
davidponte
eddv/Jed/b8lessbro
long may we reign
CPU

Roman Candle Dodgeball: Hurt once per hour. Two times in a row is okay.
Hurt Luster
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Dp
David
Raven
Stifled
Emperor Shad
Hurt Boko
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Apollo
eddv/Jed/b8lessbro
CPU

Roman Candle Dodgeball: Hurt once per hour. Two times in a row is okay.
Hurt Machete

I have spent all day thinking about last night events, and I will accept time to speak at my coronation. I invite all to attend, and I will not waste any time.

*UCA bumper card with the "Up Next" Flashes on the screen*
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*Moodily enters to his new theme song that he 'won' on a bet during a poker game;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZrZUo6mj8)

*...Stares at the spatula on the pole, and briefly considers all of his wrong life choices, for the fifth time in the past 72 hours.* ...And maybe that throwback 'Princess Elise on a forklift' match Oi did for the 'Gotta Go Fast' charity event was a tactical error for my image back home. ...Guess Oi have to beat someone senseless with kitchen utensils today. ...Actually. ...*Hmm!* *Stares at the spatula with renewed interest, a grin spreading across his face* ...Ooooh, Oi have ideas for you already...

Apollo
Emeraldegg
Raven
Tom
CPU

Roman Candle Dodgeball
GTM
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*The ring is adorned with a throne, ornate taybles, specialized décor, all decked in darkened hues. A crown rests on the throne, awaiting a new owner. A hush falls over the crowd, as music stirs the UCA Arena. Pulsating noises and breathing begin until loud piercing sounds signal a familiar face*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdRihnQN9o

*Strife appears out of the mist, slowly making his way towards the ring, Taybles Championship in tow. He slowly enters the ring, and places the MoT title onto the throne before gesturing to the audience. He climbs each turnbuckle, taking as much time as necessary to feel the energy and the aura from this place, this time, and these people. He wraps the MoT title around his waist again before staring at both crown and throne. He slowly reaches to the head ornament, recognizing it is very real. Placing it upon his head, he takes his place before waiting for a dead moment*

One year ago, I stepped foot into this ring, playing emcee to a battle between Sultan and King. Little did I know the events that would unfold. UCA is a world that very few can sense. Even less understand what it turns men into. I fought and bled many fights, and felt my place was at the side of a man turning into the Eternal King. I had no intention of stepping foot into this ring as a fighter yet again. But something stirred inside. Something that led me to last night. Something that changed UCA history forever. A power that led me to becoming the new King.

I have let my actions since E-Popmania fuel each statement. Eaed once said that UCA should be a land where strength decides the paths we walk. No one knows that truth better than me. I beat people up and down this arena, and made them fear me. Those few who defeated me left parts of their souls in the dirt. They became better people because they had no choice. We are both spectators and victims. You will live and die by your own power, your ingenuity, and your ruthlessness. That is why I hold both this title and this crown.

And that is why I will soon hold the Undisputed B8UCA World Heavyweight Championship. I owe David much. He and Sultan were my first opponents since taking up Apollo’s charge. I challenged him to test myself and my prowess at weaponry. Doing so allowed me to become a master of taybles. A title someone will have to pry from my hands by shredding my body to pieces. David has made many enemies recently. Some have lashed out and attacked him from behind, much like I did once. He knows I am coming this time. And he knows that pain is his only reward for being placed in front of me.

This is MY temple. This is UCA Underground, where violence rules all. My violence, my fear, my pain you will feel come for you from miles away.
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DP
davidponte
eddv/Jed/b8lessbro
Tom
Shad

Hurt boko
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Also, Stevie and Sultan were not on the vote form.
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Your name will be put in a drawing for a prize if you remember to vote in the match Stevie vs Sultan
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DP
davidponte
Raven
Stifled
Stevie
CPU

Hurt Boko
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STILL THE KING APOLLO
davidponte
b8lessbro
ToM
CPU

HURTS SOLIO FOR NO REASON!
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Also sultan

My match is not in the easy vote form
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Sultan
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I am still your Undisputed Champion of the World. I am still the top man in the company.

There is no time for celebration. I didn't even get a chance to post a victory promo before this card, whoops. At this point, the time for celebration in general has passed. It has been a long time since being UCA Champion was nothing more than a fantasy of mine, and, as my days as champion grow longer, it has become clear that, when you're at the top, your list of enemies quickly dominates your list of friends.

After my title win, and my title defense against Sultan, I asked, "what's next?", but we all know what's next, don't we?

I've got the ever growing threat that CPU poses to me constantly dividing my focus as champion. To sound like a broken record for just a moment, I'll reiterate that, at this point, it is clear that both CPU and I have laid all of our concerns out there. I have done all that I can to stop an SSW threat. Where my fears were once of a hostile takeover, I know see that none of the SSW superstars that I've faced pose a threat to me or my title.

CPU does. We've gone through a war of words, and he's chosen to blindside me, as others have before. As I said before my match at KotB, there will be retribution. I'm not in the position to tell anyone when, and with my Undisputed Title being my top priority, I can't make any promises of a swift solution. Rest assured, though, a solution there will be.

Now, speaking of the immediate present, a heartfelt congratulations goes out to Strife on becoming our newest King of the Board. As someone who, over the last year, has gone through many career firsts, I can imagine how it feels to finally realize goals.

The pleasantries end there, though. I've had enough run-ins with Strife to know that anything involving him is anything but easy, and I expect, in the lead-up to our battle, to be hit with everything in his arsenal, both physically and mentally.

At the end of the day, however, I am the Undisputed Champion. I have beaten Strife when championship gold was on the line, and I'll do it again.

Enjoy your coronation, and the bright lights that come with it, because the feeling of being on top of the world that you feel today is not one that will be replicated anytime soon.
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david. Y'know what, Oi have offered you a solution to helping ease me mind about your talents, in going over to SSW were you can't rely on your UCA posse to back you up and say you deserve to go over.

And Oi know why. In your heart of hearts, you know this is the only place you're worth anything, and no other company will let you in their doors, so you lobby to get victories here on your home turf, the only place that will have you.

Yes, Oi blindsided you a few days ago, but that's what you deserve. A coward gets coward's tactics in turn. Oi've gone to other companies, face them on their own turf, more often than not, Oi've lost, but Oi made the effort. All you are is the runoff of this irradiated, dying wasteland, which you aren't even trying to help, as it's 'face'.

Do Oi see you going out there, spread the UCA name? Attempting to recruit people? Talk to newcomers, renew this company? No. Because you know what'll happen if you do. You'll lose your power here, and you will flail about in the undercard with nothing to do, with no belt, since that's the ONLY reason anyone else here wants to interact with you.

You can look for a solution between us, boy, but you will not find me when you finally come to get my answer.

(Dropping the accent)

Even WITH that title, your word, and you 'accomplishments' mean nothing to me. I gave you a chance to prove yourself outside of this company, and you ignored it, like you're ignoring your duties at the company's champion, despite you claiming to care for it. You're a selfish little bastard, only caring for your own image and nothing else. I pegged you the moment I first laid eyes on you, scumbag, and I see my opinion of you then was the one I should've kept.

You offer nothing to the business I love, and your constant insults to my family when they can't retort speaks more than anything they could ever say to you. And I have no desire to lay a finger on you again, because the first time stained my career than any gimmick, scandal or horrible thing I have said and will ever say, because I did the one thing I promise I would never do, and I wasted my own fucking time.

(Puts the accent back on)

Stay in your castle, were your 'council' can back you up. Or, you could challenge me on my own turf. It's too late for that, mind you, after all of the chances Oi've given you and you haven't taken, but you could. There will be no answer, because, again, Oi have better things to do. ...Loike beat and emperor with a spatula, apparently.

*resumes match*

(Just as a note, entirely in character, even with the accent dropping there. No actually ill will meant. ^_^')
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I am merely one man, CPU. If your goal is to blame one man for the problems on an entire federation, then so be it. You can continue, day after day, to peg me as some bringer of the apocalypse who has done nothing but sabotage this company in an effort to ensure that my own career stats are padded, or you can open your eyes and realize that, while I may be the top champion and the current most important superstar here, I am but a small drop in the pond when it comes to UCA as a whole.

But we've gone over this before, haven't we? See, that's the thing with you, CPU. You can come out here every day, disguised in your stories, and spout your bullshit, but we've heard it all before. I've already told you that I can not create a solution myself, and I've already pointed out that your, or your superior's, or your uncle's, or whoever's proposed solution in SSW is helping just as much as I am. So really, who is the problem here?

Your words are meaningless, just as your solution and your entire federation. I'm not interested in visiting SSW, or any other company for that matter. The UCA is my home, and as its champion it's the only place I want to be.

I'd love the opportunity to show you what I'm made of, but, unlike you, I won't resort to your tactics, and, as I said, I'm just a small drop in the pond, and don't have the authority to make those decisions.
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Hurt machete for no reason
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Oh, no, no, I'm not accusing you of sabotage, boy. I'm accusing you of inaction, admiteedly a sin which everyone here has commited, however, you're it's face and you haven't even *tried* to bring in new blood, and Oi *know* you haven't talked to management about it, since neither has anyone else here, other than perhaps the people that're actually booking the shows.

Just... Oi would've thought you'd help take better care of it, hmm? Oi offer a possible solution, or... one you all can adapt as your own, but no one follows-up up on the idea, because 'the guy that hates us all is doing it, it MUST be a bad idea'.

And you don't have the authority as it's champ to ask for a bout, you say? You can't *ask* your management for a match with someone else? Is the CA an orphanage for unwanted wrestlers, with management as it's nuns and teachers? Did you all grow up here together, but have forgotten until now? Apparently all that need to happen for a match to be set up is to hit someone several times for no reason? *snerks* You're as much a liar as you claim I am, coward.

Well, then, you wanna fight me, ponte? Deal with your challenger, so you can't claim 'distraction' when I slit your career's throat and feed your ego's twitching corpse its own bullshit, Oi have a King to to suffocate, but I will deal with you whenever you get over yourself. Oi can't claim my family won't stay out of it, because Oi don't speak for their actions, but Oi won't bring them into it. Oi know Oi can't say the same for you and your 'clique' here, so Oi figure Oi'll be as upfront with you as Oi have been this entire time.
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also hurt Machete
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Their comes a time in every mans carreer when they look in the mirror and look at them boots and make a decision.

Uca has been my home for over the last 5 years ive done everything I possibly could do in that UCA ring.

I am very thankful for the opportunities that i have been given over my historic carreer from winning every title possible, being at the top of the company on multiple occasions, and so much more.

So thats why I am out here now. I've looked at these boot, ive looked at my old trunks, ive looked in that mirror and i think its time for me to.....

Speak the fuck up! Ssw is the worst fucking thing to happen to wrestling the worst thing to happen to the B8UCA universe! This is a waste of our time this isnt doing anything positive. This is ridiculous. Ssw means nothing to me! Ssw STUPID SHITTY WRESTLING!

I am the Sultan i rule the wrestling world we have a new king awesome i don't fucking care congratulations strife but I dont really have the time or the patients to celebrate your kingship! I have one thing on my mind and thst is to end the SSW once and for all! Sonic!? I am more of a Mario guy myself! Uca is the only company that matters and the Sultan is the one who will kill the SSW! I am the Sultan Of Slam and I am just getting Started with you ssw and you will now down to The Sultan!
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...Sultan, you mean nothing to the SSW, mean even less to me, and your proclaiming this isn't going to make me interested in you, and your inability to start a story-line on your own, until you improve your promos to above a second grade level.

Go stand in that corner and continue being irrelevant, or, *or* come back when you're smarter.
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More speaking out of character in character since ssw people have stopped participating so it truly is the worst thing to happen to Uca
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...Sultan, people didn't participate much before SSW. This has been an ongoing thing for months, and people had been losing interest *before* this whole thing started. But, if people genuinely want this entire angle to end, then state their concerns about it, and things can probably be worked out. My biggest concern when I ptiched this entire thing months ago was that people would think it's stupid and want it to end, but I would've listened and dropped this entire thing way back then. And if that's the case now, then fine, I'm not unreasonable.
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True but even more have stopped also youre trying to start a fued with somone who is obviously going to be tied up for atleast another ppv cicle and being his tag team partner it only make sense to keep the story going by bumping it for a month even if it's something im not 100% interested in but you know UCA isnt really that active any more
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I'm trying to drop *out* of this feud until the people involved aren't tied up, and I don't want you to take part in something you're not actually interested in doing, Sultan.
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DP
Emeraldegg
eddv/Jed/b8lessbro
Stifled
Shad

Hurt Boko
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Hurt Machete
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Fuck it hurt solio
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Can someone get a count for the battle royal for me please
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Right, uh... this is largely my fault, so far as I can tell, current result:

Boko – 2
Solio – 3
Luster – 4
GTM – 4
ImTheMacheteGuy - 1
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IhatethisCPU posted...

Well, then, you wanna fight me, ponte? Deal with your challenger, so you can't claim 'distraction' when I slit your career's throat and feed your ego's twitching corpse its own bullshit, Oi have a King to to suffocate, but I will deal with you whenever you get over yourself.

Gladly. I look forward to showing which one of us truly suffers from an inflated ego.
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Also hurt Machete
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OI LOST FAIRLY TO SOMEONE NAMED POWERPRO-KUN, AND OI STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THE ORANGE FUCKITY-DOODLE THAT EVEN IS. OI'M THE LEAST EGOTISTICAL PERSON ON THE UCA'S ENTIRE ROSTER!

...Although Oi am proud to say Oi bitchslapped whoever the fuck 'Chester' is. WHo even heard of a game called Chester >_>'

(...oh the baseball guy from DreamMix TV World Fighters. ...well okay then)
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Hurt solio!
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Hurt Boko
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Boko - 1
Solio - 2
Luster - 4
GTM - 4
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Hurt GTM
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Hurt GTM
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*stares over the bloodied body of DP onto the banners depicting Strife as the new King of the Board*


....

*leaves without a word, or even celebrating victory*
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Apollo (to rub it in)
david
eddv/Jed/b8lessbro
Tom
CPU
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HURT SOLIO some more
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Hurt GTM.
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Hurt Luster
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Hurt Luster
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Eliminate solio!
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Eliminate Boko
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Apollo
davidponte
Raven
Stifled
CPU
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Eliminate GTM
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