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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 2:05:05 AM
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I woke up yesterday to find both my car, my keys, and my little brother gone. He left no communication. I know he has a series of dumb teenage parties to go, so that's why. I work from home so I have not been screwed, but I have had to walk to two stores since (my dad gave my bike away a few years ago so all I can do is walk, long story)

He's not getting those keys ever again.
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DoomtheGrav
07/05/17 2:08:41 AM
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pwnd
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DaemMkIV7
07/05/17 2:10:32 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
He's not giving those keys ever again



FTFY
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Dash_Harber
07/05/17 2:11:28 AM
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So this is what is feels like to be on the other side of a wild teenage party comedy.
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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 2:12:23 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
So this is what is feels like to be on the other side of a wild teenage party comedy.


Yup, I guess.
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Returning_CEmen
07/05/17 2:14:09 AM
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Do you think he got it in?
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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 2:16:38 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Do you think he got it in?


No, I think he's mainly hanging out with dudes, but I could be completely wrong.
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Zembaphobia
07/05/17 2:51:34 AM
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iron jojo
07/05/17 2:54:06 AM
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You better have a nice dish of payback waiting for him.
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Keith_Valentine
07/05/17 2:57:25 AM
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36 hours...?
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SuperShake666
07/05/17 2:58:05 AM
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He's dead.
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tremain07
07/05/17 2:59:05 AM
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if it's anything like teen comedies and movies, that care is fucked and your loser brother is going through some hijinks trying to fix it or get it back from whatever bully or criminal stole from it from him.
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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 3:12:11 AM
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tremain07 posted...
if it's anything like teen comedies and movies, that care is fucked and your loser brother is going through some hijinks trying to fix it or get it back from whatever bully or criminal stole from it from him.


Maybe he accidentally got a girl's period blood all over his pants. Hope he didn't get any on the seats.
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Cornmuffins
07/05/17 3:18:22 AM
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Maybe he got a dui and they towed it. That would be wacky.
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Back_Stabbath
07/05/17 3:23:34 AM
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CE has really shitty brothers.
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ProfDE
07/05/17 12:04:44 PM
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drunkmuggle
07/05/17 12:08:27 PM
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iron jojo
07/05/17 4:46:35 PM
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Update please
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Richbark1
07/05/17 5:02:09 PM
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iron jojo posted...
Update please

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ehhwhatever
07/05/17 5:10:51 PM
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Is he driving in reverse to reset the odometer? Works everytime.
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MetalGearSquid
07/05/17 5:12:45 PM
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lol
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ChromaticAngel
07/05/17 5:13:33 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
Do you think he got it in?


No, I think he's mainly hanging out with dudes, but I could be completely wrong.


The question wasn't about whether he was hanging with dudes or not.
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EverDownward
07/05/17 5:14:49 PM
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My first thought is drugs, but that's because I went through that with a family member for over ten years. They will up and leave without saying a word, not answer your calls, and be gone for hours, sometimes even days.
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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 6:48:56 PM
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Alright I have an update

The car and my little bro are back. I haven't even talked to him yet since he's locked away in his room already. But I am hiding the keys from now on. The car was delivered back fine except for the fact that the gas tank is nearly empty.

drunkmuggle posted...
oh shit where do you work now


I am still working from home doing freelance work, mostly programming. It's not really a substitute for an actual full time job, but enough so that I can keep doing research on my areas of interest. I will probably be moving out for real by the end of this calendar year though so I might have to go get a "real job" at some point.
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ehhwhatever
07/05/17 6:51:57 PM
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You were smart to check the fuel gauge. Your little bro has more expectations than responsibilities.
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Zembaphobia
07/05/17 6:59:47 PM
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umm that's not sufficient, don't ya think? Hide keys for future events, but you should totally beat his ass for what he did
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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 10:52:07 PM
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Zembaphobia posted...
umm that's not sufficient, don't ya think? Hide keys for future events, but you should totally beat his ass for what he did


He's been hiding in his room all day
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/05/17 11:15:20 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
He's been hiding in his room all day


Knock on his door

Knock down his door

Knock his ass down

Whatever

You seem way too nonchalant for someone who just had his car stolen.
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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 11:16:12 PM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
He's been hiding in his room all day


Knock on his door

Knock down his door

Knock his ass down

Whatever

You seem way too nonchalant for someone who just had his car stolen.


I'm nonchalant because I knew he was going to be bringing it back eventually. There's no need for me to get angry and start yelling, he's not going to be getting it again ether way.
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YoungMutual
07/05/17 11:17:36 PM
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DesertPenguin09
07/05/17 11:38:25 PM
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How old is he, and you, and what kind of car?
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Sativa_Rose
07/05/17 11:41:24 PM
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DesertPenguin09 posted...
How old is he, and you, and what kind of car?


Him: 18
Me: 24
Car: 2003 Toyota Corolla
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Dash_Harber
07/06/17 12:55:19 AM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
He's been hiding in his room all day


Knock on his door

Knock down his door

Knock his ass down

Whatever

You seem way too nonchalant for someone who just had his car stolen.


It's his brother and teenagers are singularly unified in that all of them do stupid shit.

Anyway, glad everyone is back in one piece. One day he is going to look back on this and realize how much of an ass he was an you are both going to laugh about it. Not anytime soon, though, I imagine.
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Dash_Harber
07/06/17 12:57:32 AM
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Conflict posted...
Just start wildly swinging fists whenever there's any kind of conflict


I actually agree with you, but ironic username is ironic.
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kingdrake2
07/06/17 1:00:34 AM
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the biggest sin to a car is a empty gas tank that is most unforgivable. should of been filled up.
TC's gotta get the justice by exacting his revenge (not letting him have the key's again is a start).
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Zembaphobia
07/06/17 1:04:27 AM
#39:


Conflict posted...
do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
He's been hiding in his room all day


Knock on his door

Knock down his door

Knock his ass down

Whatever

You seem way too nonchalant for someone who just had his car stolen.


Lol yes. Just start wildly swinging fists whenever there's any kind of conflict. Real genius over here

The punishment fits the crime bruh. He jacks the car, he get's his ass beat. I feel like you're an only child
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Zembaphobia
07/06/17 1:09:49 AM
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Conflict posted...
I have an older brother. Lol at thinking anyone who isn't a complete savage "must be an only child". Weird rebuttal

wtf are you on about now. I said that because it's very common for siblings to get physical, and you seem to think it's outrageous to even suggest he throw hands
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DrizztLink
07/06/17 1:09:59 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
He's been hiding in his room all day


Knock on his door

Knock down his door

Knock his ass down

Whatever

You seem way too nonchalant for someone who just had his car stolen.


I'm nonchalant because I knew he was going to be bringing it back eventually. There's no need for me to get angry and start yelling, he's not going to be getting it again ether way.

You don't have to beat the shit out of him, but the dude AT LEAST owes gas money and an apology.
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HydroCannabinol
07/06/17 4:48:30 AM
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Lol try being responsible
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EverDownward
07/06/17 6:52:29 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Zembaphobia posted...
umm that's not sufficient, don't ya think? Hide keys for future events, but you should totally beat his ass for what he did


He's been hiding in his room all day

...I mean, sounds like drugs. But he could also just be really embarrassed for going off like that, and knows he's done wrong.
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Duwstai
07/06/17 11:18:24 AM
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I would have solved my problems like a Neanderthal and beat him over the head with a club

My little brother would never have disrespected me like that growing up.

He clearly has no respect for you tc
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Sativa_Rose
07/06/17 5:27:48 PM
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Duwstai posted...
I would have solved my problems like a Neanderthal and beat him over the head with a club

My little brother would never have disrespected me like that growing up.

He clearly has no respect for you tc


Sadly this type of behavior is fairly typical of him, but it's not surprising given the almost complete lack of parenting he received growing up. So in some ways I can't be too angry with him given that.

He's being sent to boot camp in Fort Benning, Georgia for the National Guard in a little over a month. I'm hoping those drill sergeants teach him some discipline and respect, lol :)
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DrizztLink
07/07/17 2:01:47 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
He's being sent to boot camp in Fort Benning, Georgia for the National Guard in a little over a month. I'm hoping those drill sergeants teach him some discipline and respect, lol :)

That poor bastard is in for the rudest of awakenings.

Plural.

For a few weeks.
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White Eagle
07/07/17 2:14:41 AM
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Save the receipt from the gas station and ask for your money whenever you need a quick comeback/until he pays.

You can always put the receipt in his birthday card if he doesn't pay.
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Offworlder1
07/07/17 2:44:57 AM
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You need to atleast talk to him, he needs to know what he was was flat out wrong, and unacceptable, he should also get an ass beating.

He stone your car and needs to learn that this is not ok behavior, that it will not be tolorated.
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Sativa_Rose
07/07/17 2:46:13 AM
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I did end up talking to him btw, he apologized and said that he won't be asking for it again before I even told him that he no longer can use it. I'm not really going to get mad about it since boot camp is gonna kick his ass soon enough anyways lol
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