Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 413: Brock's Got Big Balls! Joe's Got Big Balls!

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Her brother posted this today:


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Lopen posted...

GFW's fault for thinking Del Rio is a draw to begin with. Should've had Lashley win.

Not only that but they think he should be A FACE
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Del Rio grabbed ten thousands girls' wrists, never drew a dime.
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Oh man

He is SO the kind of guy to do coke, I am hardly surprised. I'm surprised about how awful the rest of the non-coke stuff sounds, and the coke stuff is bad too, but yeah.
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It's also worth noting that before the audio came out, Paige lied about what happened and said she was just crying because she found out news about a family member and that police was called only because an angry fan threw a drink at Del Rio.

They're very unhealthy for each other, but it sounds like they just get drunk or high and beat the hell out of each other when they're pissed, which absolutely does not surprise me.

And that she tells people to please leave them alone is ridiculous after they keep releasing drunken videos of them talking shit about WWE and that ridiculous public proposal. It's like... You threw this thing in people's faces. And you had everyone in your life trying to tell you to get away from this dude. She needs people more proactive about getting her away from him.

I'd say that Del Rio needs someone to get him away from her too, but he'd probably just get pissed off and beat the shit out of anyone who tries.
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Has she been released yet?
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No. They know there's interest in her now more than any time since 2014
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plus that whole movie thing
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So I had a wrestling related dream last night. Dean Ambrose and Miz were booked to have a US/Intercontinental championship unification match, the main reason being that for some reason the US title belt had the straps torn off so it was just the front plate and Ambrose wanted the IC title because it had straps. But before they had their match, they were invited to a Christmas dinner together, except Miz told Ambrose the wrong time to show up, which apparently meant that Ambrose was walking to the house at the same time as artillery shells were raining down.

Dream Miz is one hell of a heel.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

It's also worth noting that before the audio came out, Paige lied about what happened and said she was just crying because she found out news about a family member and that police was called only because an angry fan threw a drink at Del Rio.

They're very unhealthy for each other, but it sounds like they just get drunk or high and beat the hell out of each other when they're pissed, which absolutely does not surprise me.

And that she tells people to please leave them alone is ridiculous after they keep releasing drunken videos of them talking shit about WWE and that ridiculous public proposal. It's like... You threw this thing in people's faces. And you had everyone in your life trying to tell you to get away from this dude. She needs people more proactive about getting her away from him.

I'd say that Del Rio needs someone to get him away from her too, but he'd probably just get pissed off and beat the shit out of anyone who tries.

They're Wrestling's Answer to Bobby and Whitney.
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Sounds a lot more like he's the problem than she is.
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Panthera posted...

So I had a wrestling related dream last night. Dean Ambrose and Miz were booked to have a US/Intercontinental championship unification match, the main reason being that for some reason the US title belt had the straps torn off so it was just the front plate and Ambrose wanted the IC title because it had straps. But before they had their match, they were invited to a Christmas dinner together, except Miz told Ambrose the wrong time to show up, which apparently meant that Ambrose was walking to the house at the same time as artillery shells were raining down.

Dream Miz is one hell of a heel.

....I would watch that feud
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My favorite part is:

Panthera posted...

the main reason being that for some reason the US title belt had the straps torn off so it was just the front plate and Ambrose wanted the IC title because it had strap

This is a Lopenbooking approved basis for a feud right here.
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TheRock1525 posted...

Sounds a lot more like he's the problem than she is.

Iunno. She and her family are still trying to blame Maddox entirely for an incident that she was... Very much a willing participant in, so... Doesn't exactly sound like a saint.

I wouldn't be surprised if they smack each other around, honestly.
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Well, Del Rio did accuse Paige of physically abusing him too. But her and her family are all kinds of fucked up. She had a support system with her friends in WWE that she seemingly threw away though, which absolutely didn't help when she hasn't been around them with her suspension and injury.

Like, I don't understand why they're making a movie about Paige's family when it seems like Paige's family are just typical wrestling carny folk. Maybe it will be more apparent when the thing comes out why their story is so much more interesting, but I haven't exactly heard much glowing about them. And their actions during this whole Paige and Del Rio relationship absolutely don't give me any confidence in them being quality people. They keep spouting off about how Paige might commit suicide every time a new incident occurs and it's just like... If you're that worried, then you need to get her help. Involve WWE if you have to. I'm sure they can offer some kind of support if you expressed how worried you were.

The problem is that Paige never matured and lashes out at anyone and everything, and Del Rio is a crazy asshole who has no respect for anyone but himself. If somebody doesn't intervene, this only ends badly.
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StealThisSheen posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Sounds a lot more like he's the problem than she is.

Iunno. She and her family are still trying to blame Maddox entirely for an incident that she was... Very much a willing participant in, so... Doesn't exactly sound like a saint.

I wouldn't be surprised if they smack each other around, honestly.

A lot of her behaviour and the audio seems to suggest it's more him abusing her.

Stuff like:
Threatening to use the legal system against her.
Claims of just wanting to get away from him.
Public defending him and wanting privacy despite this.

Those are like spousal abuse 101.
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TheRock1525 posted...

StealThisSheen posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Sounds a lot more like he's the problem than she is.

Iunno. She and her family are still trying to blame Maddox entirely for an incident that she was... Very much a willing participant in, so... Doesn't exactly sound like a saint.

I wouldn't be surprised if they smack each other around, honestly.

A lot of her behaviour and the audio seems to suggest it's more him abusing her.

Stuff like:
Threatening to use the legal system against her.
Claims of just wanting to get away from him.
Public defending him and wanting privacy despite this.

Those are like spousal abuse 101.

To be fair, almost all of those are true in reverse, too.

Like, last year Paige was arrested for assault against him and another couple, so

It definitely goes both ways
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Oh it is, I'm just not sure I've seen any evidence of Paige threatening charges and Del Rio wanting to get away.

Not saying Paige is completely innocent but I see more evidence of Del Rio being an unhinged awful person and Paige just kinda being an immature brat.

Del Rio is literally threatening to beat up HHH, The New Day, and The Usos after rap battling them.
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Yeah but who doesn't want to beat up Kofi Kingston after that terrible attempt at rapping?
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WHAT?!

No way!

Edit: Dammit! Buzzkill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWpMGAC-kJA

These will never stop being awesome.
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noam dar just had his best match. he's really good at being technical, he's just needing to expand on that.
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Dar went Super Heel by refusing to say "Foooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhxxxxx" after "Alicia."
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OMG. The Retro show on Bryan & Vinny & Craig show. Bryan watched 40 minutes of Nitro and didn't realize it was a show from two years prior because he said everything seemed like it was the same as it was on the year he was watching. The only reason he realized was because Buff Bagwell came out to wrestle when he just watched a show where Buff announced he had a serious neck injury.
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https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/885187754136449024

Jarrett comments on the Alberto situation

Yeah, THAT would damage the venerable GFW brand.
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So he's suspended but still champion? And, if I may use all caps, HOW IS ANYTHING ABOUT ALBERTO AT THIS POINT BETTER THAN JUST GIVING THE BELT BACK TO LASHLEY?

Sorry, but this company is so fucking stupid that I can't handle it.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

So he's suspended but still champion?

Suspended from a company with no shows planned for a month.
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hell, give the belt to eddie edwards again.
give the belt to anyone else. have a battle royale over it. but just get rid of the cancer.
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So the difference between taking the belt off of Lashley so he could train during a time period when there are no shows and suspending the champ during a time period when there are no shows is kind of mind-boggling.
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Reminds me of something Lance Storm pointed out on Twitter

They have Naomi's next defense set for Summerslam well over a month from now, but yet earlier this year stripped her of that same title because she was going to be out for less time.
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She might be defending on house shows.
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Jakyl25 posted...

Reminds me of something Lance Storm pointed out on Twitter

They have Naomi's next defense set for Summerslam well over a month from now, but yet earlier this year stripped her of that same title because she was going to be out for less time.

Nothing beats TNA stripping RVD of the title due to injury (which was kayfabe IIRC) and then holding a massive months long round robin to crown a new champion which concluded at the same show RVD returned at.
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looks like no amount of rebranding can stop lolTNA
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Speaking of loltna... Take a look at Reby's Twitter.
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speaking of her, are the Hardys BROKEN yet?
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Looks like Jarrett just rescinded the deal with the Hardys live on a conference call.
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Jakyl25 posted...

Reminds me of something Lance Storm pointed out on Twitter

They have Naomi's next defense set for Summerslam well over a month from now, but yet earlier this year stripped her of that same title because she was going to be out for less time.

And how many days were there between Brock winning the Universal Title and his defense at Ballz?
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Universal Championship is defended around the universe. They only advertise shows for the Alpha Quadrant on RAW though. He had a great match against Locutus of Borg!
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Resistance is futile

Brock: Just try and stop me, bitch.

*Brock eats Borg whole*
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Borg Lesnar
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JetJaguar posted...

Nothing beats TNA stripping RVD of the title due to injury (which was kayfabe IIRC)

They couldn't afford more dates on his contract for awhile so they had to strip him due to Abyss "shredding him head to toe" with his nail board Janice.

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2015/09/l1Fn0KYj-600x400.jpg

Great forward planning
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Any doctors willing to diagnose his likelihood of survival after losing that much blood?
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They had a doctor on hand at the time.

Nick Dinsmore.
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And it was all leading to 10/10/10

A date that only comes once a millennium!

Like every other date!
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https://twitter.com/shanehelmscom/status/885198400878260226

Damn, tell us how you really feel
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Sounds real upset to not be part of GFW
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I mean, does anyone really trust Jarrett? They've all worked for him before, there should be no surprises.
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The owl trusts Jarrett
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lolOWL
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Alberto Del Rio trusted Jeff Jarrett.
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