Current Events > Post moments when you thought "My bad, I'm an asshole..."

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I once yelled at a mute for not talking to me.
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I stole a parking spot from a guy waiting to for the car to reverse out and leave... as soon as he was going to approach the parking spot, a red sudan inadvertently passes in front of him and blocks his access to the spot, I saw it from my position and went in for the kill.

My sister didn't appreciate that at all.

That's not all.

As I walked in to the store, browsing aisle to aisle. (My sis stayed in the car.) Some gentleman and his (I'm assuming was his wife) approached me and said. You know, you're lucky I'm in a good mood right now.

I replied "Cool."

He then yelled - "Hey, did you hear me?"'

There was an employee restocking the oven mittens and turned to look at both him and me. I smiled and shrugged and replied to the other guy:

"Yah, loud and clear, me being lucky. Good moods, etc. Got it. Anything else?"

My hands were gripping a pot or pan just in case either him or his wife were going to to something brash... He didn't say anything as his wife held on to his arm as I walked out of the aisle pushing my cart along.

I was 17, and regret it, since i was really in the wrong, but damn if I'm going to let some guy try to intimidate me over a fucking parking spot. I paid and left to check on my sister and look for any scratches and stuff. We were all good and went our own separate ways.
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Oh, and this other time, a young coworker fresh out of high school who I was training how to solder, told me that he needed to go to the bathroom (had the case of the shitters) really bad. It was a remodel house, so the water was shut off and there were no porta-potties in sight.

A painter/carpenter and his hot 19 year old daughter at the time (who my trainee was eyeing the whole time, not paying attention) were fixing the rotted siding when they asked us if we needed anything from The Home Depot.

I yelled out, "take him he needs to go really really bad."

The dad looks over to the guy, you wanna go?

He replied with a weak no, since he realized that the girl was also listening in with a smirk.

I said, "But didn't you say that you needed to take a shit? I can't have you dookying up the place."

He looked back at me with the most embarrassed face and yelled at us. "Actually, I have to piss. You guys go ahead and go."

I laughed and they left.

He quit and went to pursue a job in making sandwiches at Quiznos.
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I see how thats funny and apparently you arent such a dick now so thats cool.

Only thing that comes to mind with me is when I snap at someone and say fucked up shit. I usually do warn them multiple times that I need my space tho. Still..
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I stood up a girl because I didn't have the balls to tell her I didn't like her like that. to this date I hold that as my 1 asshole moment in dating. I saw her 4 months later and apologized for it and she accepted it.


I made my FWB cry in a agurment. she was mad that I "ruined" a potential deal with her and her promotion biz because some rapper really felt like he wanted to make me into an example and I made it clear I was having none of it. (think about the Adonis fight scence with the rapper in creed without the punches) and after everything went down I was still riled up and pissed. and she got on my case about why I had to do that. and taken back completely (considering I just also bailed her out of a fucked up spot) I just released the full power of my anger on her and just let everything out. when I looked back at her she looked broken and was just quiet rest of night . in hindsight I feel I was way too harsh on her , but she set me off. she didn't talk to me for 2 3 weeks.

i called out my sister's dating habits and why no guy would ever be with her for too long when we were fighting over something stupid. apparently I was so harsh even my mother was taken back in what I said and forced me to apogize
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Every time I've slept with a girl who was interested in me and never talked to them again
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In college, I got into the habit of saying to my roommate "you're a" whenever he would say something like "that's a dumb idea"

One day I was only half paying attention to him while I was writing a paper, when he called his mini fridge a waste of space. I immediately responded "you're a waste of space" , paused for a second, and then said "I am so sorry, I'm such an asshole" to which he just laughed, and brings up every now and then, 4 years later

Turned down a girl and made her upset on the first day of high school, I became the official asshole of the entire school.
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One time, I got a voucher for gas and the instruction to put $10 of midgrade into a vehicle. I went to the station and Mrs DevsBro took it inside. Turns out, they were out of midgrade. Rather than do the wrong thing, I decided to go back in and get the voucher back and fill up elsewhere.

The lady at the counter wouldn't give it back, saying I could use it for another grade but I kept trying to tell her I couldn't do that because I was told to get midgrade. She kept saying she told Mrs. DevsBro some nonsense and I had no idea what she meant. So I went out and got Mrs. DevsBro and said "can you help me figure out what she's trying to say?" Which, admittedly, was kinda rude but apparently, as Mrs. DevsBro would later tell me, she had a soeech impediment that I didn't notice. I just thought Mrs. DevsBro might be able to help since she spoke to her earlier.
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Every day.
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leverageblargh posted...

Vicious_Dios posted...


These stories about his real life behavior actually explain a lot about why this guy acts the way he acts on CE

And how do I act like, exactly person I've never met? ('-' )
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Oh, and this other time, a young coworker fresh out of high school who I was training how to solder, told me that he needed to go to the bathroom (had the case of the shitters) really bad. It was a remodel house, so the water was shut off and there were no porta-potties in sight.

A painter/carpenter and his hot 19 year old daughter at the time (who my trainee was eyeing the whole time, not paying attention) were fixing the rotted siding when they asked us if we needed anything from The Home Depot.

I yelled out, "take him he needs to go really really bad."

The dad looks over to the guy, you wanna go?

He replied with a weak no, since he realized that the girl was also listening in with a smirk.

I said, "But didn't you say that you needed to take a shit? I can't have you dookying up the place."

He looked back at me with the most embarrassed face and yelled at us. "Actually, I have to piss. You guys go ahead and go."

I laughed and they left.

He quit and went to pursue a job in making sandwiches at Quiznos.

lol what a thirsty fuck