Board 8 > Mercenaries Draft Week 11 Wartime: The Delicate Sound of Thunder

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Lopen attacks Mewtwo [Tier: Mid]
Eddv attacks Tirofog [Tier: High]

Lopen - Machina Maw (8-1, 84GP)
Low: Rikku (20/20 new, 5/15 char), Kirby (UPGRADED), Tira (UPGRADED)
Mid: Yu Narukami (15/15 abil-v2), Liquid Snake (15/15 new), Bass.EXE (10/10 abil, 10/10 new), Duke Nukem (8/10 new1)
High: KOS-MOS (20/20 new1), Urdnot Wrex (25/25 new), Donte (15/15 new)
Supports: CATS (10/10 new1, 20/20 new2) (Link: Rikku), Taiga & Illya (20/20 new1, 20/20 new2) (Link: Yu Narukami)
Recharges: KOS-MOS (Calculation, 4 weeks)
Notes: Yu S-Links: Rikku (10), Tira (10), Bass.EXE (7), Kirby (10); Corrin is female, Wrex: D.Va (1), Booker (4), Kefka (5), Illya is away (1 week)

~VS~

Mewtwo - Ms. Ellie and the Boys (4-6, 25GP)
Low: Ryu (SF) (6/20 abil2), Eleonora Yumizuru (UPGRADED), Agnes Oblige (5/5 char, 15/15 new2)
Mid: Kefka (10/10 new), Armstrong, Luca Blight, Turok (20/20 new1, 20/20 new2)
High: Revan (20/20 abil1), Id (15/15 new1, 20/20 new2), Grigori, Raiden (MGR)
Supports: Phoenix Wright (Link: Ellie) (15/15 new2)
Recharges: Raiden (Ripper, 3 weeks), Turok (Totem, 4 weeks), Phoenix (OBJECTION!, 3 weeks)
Notes: Turok has all abilities, Revan is a Neutral Scoundrel Sentinel, Turok is Tal'set, Agnes is a White Mage, Wrex is Arisen (1 week), Luca is injured (1 week)

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Eddv - Mobile Suit Knuckles (8-1, 113GP)
Low: Knuckles (UPGRADED), Earthworm Jim (UPGRADED), Char Aznable (UPGRADED)
Mid: D.Va (UPGRADED), Fetch, Mega Man (UPGRADED), Sorey (15/15 new1, 15/15 char), Zeratul (UPGRADED)
High: Elma, Fox (UPGRADED), The Wonderful 100 (5/5 char)
Supports: Dr. Light (Link: Sorey)
Recharges: Sorey (Lailah, 1 week)
Notes: Sorey has his Four Seraphim, Zeratul and W100 are Sorey's Sub Lords, Elma Heart To Hearts: Raziel (1), Sorey (5), Mega Man (1), Mega Man has Apocalypse (3), Title Bout (1), Fenrir (3), Exsanguination (3), XCOM is A CHAR, Elma is Mega Man's waifu, Illya is with Zeratul (3 weeks)

~VS~

Tirofog - Ride The Lightning (4-6, 55GP)
Low: Sub-Zero, Booker DeWitt (20/20 CAGE), Ryu3 (10/10 abil2), Nilin (UPGRADED)
Mid: Cloud Strife (20/20 new1), Terra Branford
High: Archer (30/30 UBW), Lightning, Lilith
Supports: Professor Oak (15/15 abil, 15/15 new1) (Link: Nilin), Chrom (Link: Lightning), Yuffie Kisaragi (Link: Lightning)
Recharges: Nilin (Combos, 1 week), Lightning (Great Ninja, 1 week, Pair Up, 2 weeks), Oak (Grandson, 1 week), Booker (Branches, 1 week), Archer (Drowning, 5 weeks),
Notes: Cloud is Archer's master, Lilith is a Controller, Ryu3 genes: Pac-Man, Neptune, Thrall, Fetch, Zeratul, Armstrong, Grigori, Diablo, Damus, Kain, Geese, Crono, Kuja, Neclord, Dante, Kahn, Alice; Memory Mix bans: Bass, Elma, Kain; Lilith is Cloud's waifu, Lightning is Paired Up with Lilith (All)
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Gravy attacks Johnbobb [Tier: Mid]
Boko attacks Scare [Tier: High]

Gravy - Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins (9-0, 85GP)
Low: Eleonora Yumizuru (UPGRADED), Agnès Oblige (UPGRADED), Y'shtola (UPGRADED)
Mid: Sorey (UPGRADED), Kefka (UPGRADED), Flynn (5/5 char, 15/15 abil), Mewtwo (UPGRADED), Golbez (UPGRADED)
High: Shulk (UPGRADED), Dante (UPGRADED), The Agents (UPGRADED)
Supports: Dr. Light (Link: Dante)
Recharges: Terra (Conscience, 1 week), Agnes (Unacceptable, 1 week)
Notes: Four Seraphim, Dante and Kefka are Sorey's Sub Lords, Agnès is a Black Mage, Terra is replaced with Golbez, Ellie is possessed by Boko

~VS~

Johnbobb - Pink Floyd's "The Kirb" (5-5, 46GP)
Low: Kirby (15/15 abil), Booker (20/20 new1), Sonic (15/15 new2), Richter Belmont (10/10 new1)
Mid: Akuma (25/25 new), Sora (25/25 new), The Prince (25/25 new), Potemkin
High: Vergil (15/15 new1), Kratos, Arthas
Supports: CATS (Link: Akuma)
Recharges: Sora (Friends, 2 weeks), Sonic (Super, 3 weeks), Vergil (Cocky, 1 week), Arthas (Sindragosa, 3 weeks), Booker (Branches, 2 weeks), CATS (WAR, 1 week)
Notes: Has 5 recalls left

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Boko - Boko Reunited (8-1, 100GP)
Low: Nilin (10/10 abil2, 10/10 new), Tira (15/15 abil, 20/20 new1, 15/15 new2), Morrigan (5/5 abil, 10/10 char), Poison
Mid: Ansem (10/10 new1)
High: Lightning, Dark Samus (20/20 abil, 5/15 new), Grigori, Dizzy (20/20 abil2), Kuja (20/20 abil)
Supports: Monokuma (Link: Lightning)
Recharges: Tira (Discord, 1 week), Grigori (Arisen, 1 week), Dizzy (Child, 2 weeks), Lightning (Escort, 1 week), Nilin (Mix, 2 weeks)
Notes: Lightning has saved Serra's soul, Dizzy is Poison's client, Memory Remix has hit: The Agents, Flynn, Ellie; Damus seeds: None, Kuja is Lightning's servant, Terra is Arisen (2 weeks), Morrigan auto-has Enhancements and Hexes, Ellie is possessed

~VS~

Scare - Team America (6-4, 56GP)
Low: Chrom (10/10 abil1-v1), Vanille (20/20 new), Cadence
Mid: Lucina the Hellspawn, Dr. Wily (15/15 abil-v1, 20/20 new), Ryu H, Bass.EXE (10/10 abil, 10/10 new), Raiden (MK)
High: Diablo (20/20 abil, 25/25 new), Raziel (5/5 abil1, 5/5 abil2), Raiden (MGR)
Supports: Deathwing (20/20 new) (Link: Raiden)
Recharges: Raiden MK (Kombat, 2 weeks), Raiden MGR (Ripper, 2 weeks), Diablo (Terror, 4 weeks), Vanille (Sunshine, 2 weeks, 13 days, 1 week), Lucina (Foreseer, 2 weeks)
Notes: Scrapped RMs: Wind Man, Strike Man, Cut Man, Pharaoh Man, Ice Man, Splash Woman, Skull Man; Wily has Sword Man, Shade Man; Ryu H has 2 essence, Diablo has 25 souls
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Eddv defers.
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defer
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defer.
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Rikku mixes Jolly/Gloomy and Duke's Mighty Foot. Duke attempts to kick Grigori in the face. Rolling disasteriffic chance.
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Mix is not disasteriffic
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Tira goes schizo. Tira pre-selects at the cost of injuring herself.

I found a new one! Lucky me! And anyone who gets in our way is enemy... Tira demands to be rostered this week. If not rostered, she will KO and injure a random allied rostered mercenary at the start of results. Tira's owner may additionally choose to reduce the roster size for both teams by 1 as a Pre-Battle action. If so, Tira will join the enemy team as an assist this week. She will swap loyalties 30s after the teams meet, and will continue to swap loyalties every 30s. Neither team will initially be aware of this. (Trigger)

Choose to reduce roster size, send Tira over to the other team.

Kirby brings Liquid, Tira, Fire, Ice, Beam forms

Kirby goes schizo. Kirby pre-selects at the cost of injuring himself.

I found a new one! Lucky me! And anyone who gets in our way is enemy... Kirby demands to be rostered this week. If not rostered, he will KO and injure a random allied rostered mercenary at the start of results. Kirby's owner may additionally choose to reduce the roster size for both teams by 1 as a Pre-Battle action. If so, Kirby will join the enemy team as an assist this week. Kirby will swap loyalties 30s after the teams meet, and will continue to swap loyalties every 30s. Neither team will initially be aware of this. (Trigger)

Choose to reduce max roster size by one again, sending Kirby away to join the enemy team. See you in the future Kirby.
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come on Tira baby, give me something good!
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Tira mixes up her weapons and uses a Hula Hoop for the first 20 seconds of battle today. After the 20 seconds, the Hula Hoop somehow disappears and she starts using her normal weapon again (Start of Battle).

*Sad trombone*
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YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.
ALL YOUR GP ARE BELONG TO US.

Rikku uses steal on the entire enemy team, choosing to include Id in the festivities as well, because why not.
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*new day trombonne*
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Tira, baby, what gives?
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tira powers up with the power of friendship

the true power of yu narukami
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Everybody except Kefka and Turok have their wallets emptied by Riku. This includes Tira and Kirby, for a total of:

3 (Ryu) + 3 (Ellie) + 3 (Agnes) + 5 (Armstrong) + 6 (Revan) + 6 (Id) + 6 (Grigori) + 6 (Raiden) + 2 (Tira) + 3 (Kirby) = 43 GP

Please select a target to KO with Disasterrific! now.
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Choose to KO Kirby Gear REX
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PS this seems appropriate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE
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Rikku, satisfied with a job well done, goes Schizo, pre-selecting the following option, to the surprise of no one

I found a new one! Lucky me! And anyone who gets in our way is enemy... Rikku demands to be rostered this week. If not rostered, she will KO and injure a random allied rostered mercenary at the start of results. Rikku's owner may additionally choose to reduce the roster size for both teams by 1 as a Pre-Battle action. If so, Rikku will join the enemy team as an assist this week. She will swap loyalties 30s after the teams meet, and will continue to swap loyalties every 30s. Neither team will initially be aware of this. (Trigger)

Choose to reduce roster size by 1, heading over to Mewtwo's team, see ya later Rikku.

KOS-MOS uses Hilbert Effect on Grigori, forcing him to be rostered this week.
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holy shit
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Duke isn't about to let that stand. Duke goes Schizo, pre-selecting.

Duke may immediately use his Taken ability, even if it's on cooldown or hasn't been unlocked yet, without it going on recharge. If he chooses not to use the ability immediately, he may either up the upkeep limit on Taken by 2 this week or remove any remaining cooldown on Taken. (Pre-Battle).

Duke kidnaps the turncoat Rikku

Bass.EXE brings Link Form, Bass Form, and Kohryu
Yu brings THOR
Liquid will CRUSH YOU INTO DUST

Done.
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It's time for an Ad-lib Performance!
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do you really want an encore of that
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Yu, Liquid, Bass and Wrex are hit, being respectively Slept, Slept, Sealed and Possessed.
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Agnes says that the Hilbert Effect is Unacceptable!
Roll for Session Skills.
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Kefka: Wrex.

Just for the record.
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soulrip and tear
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"...Think of this as something like the death melody of the universe."

EXTEND! Taking recharge on Agnes is unacceptable too!
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The Agents' soul is ripped out.
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You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Lopen.
Roll for Session Skills.
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DOUBLE EXTEND! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Martial Law on Yu.
Roll for Session Skills.
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No extension! That's all for today!
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Liquid, this is your Final Hour!
Ellie adds 5 weeks of recharge so she can use FOXDIE instead.
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Well I totally blew that.

Done
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Throw off!
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/y_VucOjW-3k/maxresdefault.jpg
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Potemkin sees the Light!
Kirby brings Ice, Sword and Parasol forms
Prince stabs Dante and gives himself the Power of Restraint for the week
Done
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It's time for an ad-lib performance!
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Raiden (MK) is confused! Raiden (MGR) is sealed! That's all!

(Boko may now perform Extends)
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golbez possesses a weak minded VILLAINOUS fool (rosterable mercs only)
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the lich king, being a weak minded fool, joins the Kingpins.....again
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Lightning uses Aether on The Wonderful 100. Check for Lilith followup.
Lilith takes Corrosive ammo for the Penetrator and Slag for the rest.
Fox's vehicle will be confined to a wheelchair.
Cloud gives Lilith a motorcycle.
Ryu uses Accession.
Thunder Element, Zeratul, Dante and Kain's souls
Taking Zeratul's Passive, Dante's Enchanted Soma soul, and Kain's Bullet Soma Soul.
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No follow-up.
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Lilith Corrosive Strikes Elma.
Done
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Elma Soul Voices with Wonderful 100 and says "They're Tough! Patch Me Up!"

roll for spread. Highs please.
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No spread.
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We knew we were forgetting someone: KNUCKLES

Star Fox 64 .... and Knuckles...and 100 Friends

Knux and the 100 Friends come back with 101 Arwings and the ability to use them competently

Mega Man customs: Diablo and Cloud and Eddy

Char is a MEC

Sorey and Lailah

Knuckles unleashes his GREAT EMERALD POWER on Ryu3

Archer gets Uppercutted by Zeratul

Quiz Show Time for Lightning!

1. Who is Lightnings Favorite Person?
A Serah
B Hope
C Lightning

2. Why was it the Worst Birthday Ever?
A She didnt want Ice Cream Cake - Angel Food Only
B She was the only one who cosplayed
C No one asked to hear her play the Claire-enet

3. What is Claire Farrons Nickname?
A The Rain Transformed!
B Congratulations Youve Managed to Avoid Drowning
C Because she was a child soldier

4. What is Lightnings Sign?
A. Cancer - Shes just so Crabby
B. Virgo - she has to be pure to be my waifu
C. Stop - She just likes the color red.


Done

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Eddv posted...

1. Who is Lightnings Favorite Person?
A Serah
B Hope
C Lightning

2. Why was it the Worst Birthday Ever?
A She didnt want Ice Cream Cake - Angel Food Only
B She was the only one who cosplayed
C No one asked to hear her play the Claire-enet

3. What is Claire Farrons Nickname?
A The Rain Transformed!
B Congratulations Youve Managed to Avoid Drowning
C Because she was a child soldier

4. What is Lightnings Sign?
A. Cancer - Shes just so Crabby
B. Virgo - she has to be pure to be my waifu
C. Stop - She just likes the color red.

These questions are way too sensical to be an EWJ quiz show
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Scions of the Seventh Dawn!

Y'shtola hunts Kratos with her good friend Shulk as well as honorary team member Arthas, the Lich King. Terrain: The Frozen Throne

I'm ready whenever.
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Kuja uses his Invincible to suck up some bad boys

Session skills?
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