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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 12:49:08 AM #1: |
They are having sex and they need to stop.
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SusanGreenEyes 08/06/17 12:50:19 AM #2: |
Leave.
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TheCyborgNinja 08/06/17 12:51:15 AM #3: |
Find some sharting sound effects online and blast them as loudly at the wall as you can. It'll probably destroy their mood. If that doesn't work, maybe find the sounds of a baby crying or something? You could always just yell "I can hear you having sex." They'll either care or they won't. If they do, it'll likely never happen again.
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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 12:51:33 AM #4: |
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Leave. I'm staying the night here and the living room is right next to theirs. --- Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ... forever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 08/06/17 12:53:40 AM #5: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
find the sounds of a baby crying Blast this. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 12:54:20 AM #6: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Find some sharting sound effects online and blast them as loudly at the wall as you can. It'll probably destroy their mood. If they doesn't work, maybe find the sounds of a baby crying or something? That's not a very kind way to do that. --- Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ... forever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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That_70s_show 08/06/17 1:02:19 AM #7: |
If you're a guest, just put up with it.
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Greenfox111 08/06/17 1:03:19 AM #8: |
are they old? if not ask to join in
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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 1:03:21 AM #9: |
That_70s_show posted...
If you're a guest, just put up with it. I can't, its disgusting. I'm trying to sleep, and I can't. --- Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ... forever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 1:05:11 AM #10: |
Greenfox111 posted...
are they old? if not ask to join in They are my age. Also, no. First, they would never go for it. Second, I never want to have sex, but let's not go into that. --- Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ... forever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 08/06/17 1:07:40 AM #11: |
You don't. You let them go at it, listen intently and hypnox.
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Mead 08/06/17 1:09:01 AM #12: |
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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 1:13:21 AM #13: |
Mead posted...
I would just not pay attention to it Kinda hard. --- Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ... forever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 08/06/17 1:14:34 AM #14: |
Gamefreak9905 posted...
Kinda hard. That's the spirit! --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 1:15:02 AM #15: |
wwinterj25 posted...
Gamefreak9905 posted...Kinda hard. No --- Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ... forever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamefreak9905 08/06/17 1:17:07 AM #16: |
How long does it take?
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wwinterj25 08/06/17 1:18:45 AM #17: |
Gamefreak9905 posted...
How long does it take? Sex? As long as they please I guess. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 08/06/17 1:21:41 AM #18: |
In all seriousness, if you just said "I honestly don't want to listen to you guys have sex anymore" they'd probably understand. If they don't, then they're assholes, and you may as well burst into the room and throw a bag of shit at them.
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wwinterj25 08/06/17 1:24:48 AM #19: |
This topic reminds me. I really should buy some earplugs.
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JOExHIGASHI 08/06/17 1:56:08 AM #20: |
Sorry I'll keep it down
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ZBug_ 08/06/17 1:57:14 AM #21: |
Gamefreak9905 posted...
They are having sex and they need to stop. No they don't. Sex is healthy and entertaining. Maybe they'll let you watch. --- "I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now" - Light Yagami NNID: LLBCrook - PSN: ZBugCrook ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sensual_T_Rex 08/06/17 2:08:36 AM #22: |
Kick in their door and loudly announce " PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!"
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ZBug_ 08/06/17 2:16:55 AM #23: |
Sensual_T_Rex posted...
Kick in their door and loudly announce " PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!" --- "I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now" - Light Yagami NNID: LLBCrook - PSN: ZBugCrook ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 08/06/17 2:43:06 AM #24: |
wait why wont you ever want to have sex?
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helIy 08/06/17 3:12:53 AM #25: |
micropenis
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Bligh_with_no_T 08/06/17 5:30:08 AM #26: |
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iAmAnOrphan 08/06/17 6:34:32 AM #27: |
Smarkil posted...
wait why wont you ever want to have sex? helIy posted... micropenis lol --- GO TEAM VENTURE! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 08/06/17 10:06:16 AM #28: |
Oh man.
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green dragon 08/06/17 11:28:40 AM #29: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
In all seriousness, if you just said "I honestly don't want to listen to you guys have sex anymore" they'd probably understand. If they don't, then they're assholes, and you may as well burst into the room and throw a bag of shit at them. Whoa, I totally disagree. If tc is staying at their place, they are doing tc a favor. Tc just needs to accept it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 08/06/17 11:36:40 AM #30: |
Listen for good quotes that will embarrass them, then use one as your wifi network name. They'll probably get the message when they have a guest over who asks why there's a network called "Oh god, Jim, HARDER."
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DDirtyDastard 08/06/17 11:54:50 AM #31: |
Just send a text to your mom and we'll kindly move to another room of the house.
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wolfy42 08/06/17 11:59:48 AM #32: |
Honestly, best bet whenever traveling or staying at someone else's home, is to bring ear muffs (not plugs), they have soft fluffy ones that block out 95% of noise and are comfy (like sleeping on a soft pillow), for cheap on amazon.
They can even be useful in your own home if you live with others, have garbage pickup, have water near you (Boats etc). They also keep spiders out of your ears (yep, spiders like ears...sorry but it's true). There are also very comfy, cool, eye compress/covers you can use to reduce the light, and help with headaches.Some are just soft satin like, others have a gel pack so you can put em in the fridge/freezer (helps with migranes). There are solutions for everything today, and cheap ones too. Even if your under 18 and barely have any money you can afford $5 for peace of mind/sleep etc (or you can get your parents to buy them, cause yeah, just tell them about the sitch and i'm sure they would get it for you). --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 08/06/17 1:40:03 PM #33: |
Knock on the wall and politely tell them to lower the volume.
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Thunder_54 08/06/17 1:40:35 PM #34: |
Normally I just have sex louder than them.
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Lil_Bit83 08/06/17 1:50:10 PM #35: |
Earplugs
Headphones and music Fan I've had to endure listening to my obnoxious neighbor rev their goddamn engines all day and run their loud ass car all night for literally months on end. Drove me insane and there are no noise ordinance laws in this city. These things helped out a lot. So help me though if I ever find that car unattended, I might give into my spiteful desire to key that PoS or put sugar in the tanks. Its not even a nice car. --- I'm a chick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 08/06/17 2:38:55 PM #36: |
If you're in the living room, turn on the tv.
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DirtBasedSoap 08/06/17 2:42:43 PM #37: |
starts screaming and then when the come out say you were having a nightmare
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 08/06/17 3:03:49 PM #38: |
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