Poll of the Day > quick! your crush just asked you out on a date, how do you prepare?

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Nomak-54
08/14/17 1:15:55 PM
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This is it, the moment of your life, how do you prepare for the date?

Teeth whitener? Last minute exercise? Or WHAT?!
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Kyuubi4269
08/14/17 1:16:25 PM
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I get dressed.
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SunWuKung420
08/14/17 1:17:06 PM
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Shower.
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wolfy42
08/14/17 1:18:33 PM
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One axe, two throwing daggers, a hidden boot knife, a backup grenade and a flare gun.


You never know whats gonna go down.
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ivegotthebends
08/14/17 1:23:11 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
I get dressed.

I get undressed
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darcandkharg31
08/14/17 1:46:54 PM
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Spill spaghetti all over myself and tell her "Y-you too.."
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Peterass
08/14/17 1:48:04 PM
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manscape
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Rottenmonk
08/14/17 1:52:26 PM
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I ask my wife if I can go.
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/14/17 1:57:03 PM
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darcandkharg31
08/14/17 1:58:00 PM
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ivegotthebends posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
I get dressed.

I get undressed

Dress up this guy
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gguirao
08/14/17 2:13:21 PM
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Get a haircut, put on my best clothes, take a shower, and apply some cologne.
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Jen0125
08/14/17 2:15:53 PM
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shave my vagine
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Dynalo
08/14/17 2:20:07 PM
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When in doubt, whip it out
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Veedrock-
08/14/17 2:29:55 PM
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Rottenmonk posted...
I ask my wife if I can go.

Best response.
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Mario_VS_DK
08/14/17 2:59:29 PM
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Buy clothes that aren't old and starting fall apart because it's so hard to find stuff that fits me so that i actually have something not horrible to wear to the date.
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Muffinz0rz
08/14/17 3:02:34 PM
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Say "I can't, but let's definitely hang out sometime!!" and then never make plans
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SushiSquid
08/14/17 3:05:24 PM
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I guess I make sure my wife and I take a gas pill so the night isn't so stinky.
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/14/17 3:07:14 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
shave my vagine

oh shit i should probably do this too in case they want vagine sex
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Muffinz0rz
08/14/17 3:08:13 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
Jen0125 posted...
shave my vagine

oh shit i should probably do this too in case they want vagine sex

Vagine sex is best sex
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_AdjI_
08/14/17 3:09:17 PM
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Depends where we're going.
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ClarkDuke
08/14/17 3:10:16 PM
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Nade Duck
08/14/17 3:11:08 PM
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put on clean underwear, brush my teeth, wake up.
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SunWuKung420
08/14/17 3:12:44 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
Jen0125 posted...
shave my vagine

oh shit i should probably do this too in case they want vagine sex


You shouldn't bang on the first date.
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TheCyborgNinja
08/14/17 3:19:25 PM
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First I have to explain it to my wife.
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Jen0125
08/14/17 3:20:19 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Bligh_with_no_T posted...
Jen0125 posted...
shave my vagine

oh shit i should probably do this too in case they want vagine sex


You shouldn't bang on the first date.


no one cares about your outdated ideals man
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