Poll of the Day > i'm paranoid about my switch warping, ok?

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ZiggiStardust 08/16/17 2:36:57 PM #1:	http://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-bending-problems-are-still-a-thing-1797887104 apparently it's becoming quite widespread, especially to those who keep their switch in the dock a lot. i just checked mine. i wouldn't say it's warped, but i also wouldn't call it straight exactly either. i keep it in the dock almost always. --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:884890475] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>http://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-bending-problems-are-still-a-thing-1797887104 apparently it's becoming quite widespread, especially to those who keep their switch in the dock a lot. i just checked mine. i wouldn't say it's warped, but i also wouldn't call it straight exactly either. i keep it in the dock almost always. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/16/17 2:42:19 PM #2:	Send it to a sexuality realignment camp --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:884890813] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>Send it to a sexuality realignment camp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nomak-54 08/16/17 2:45:40 PM #3:	Mine's still straight so everyone else can suck it --- "~Live your life on a merry-go-round~" - Alvvays http://i.imgur.com/BRGmYpZ.gif http://i.imgur.com/rNCkhGc.gif <cite>Nomak-54 posted [p:884891011] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>Mine's still straight so everyone else can suck it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 08/16/17 2:50:08 PM #4:	ok --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:884891312] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 08/16/17 2:53:45 PM #5:	PK_Spam posted... Send it to a sexuality realignment camp it's too young for that, ok? Nomak-54 posted... Mine's still straight so everyone else can suck it suck what? Greenfox111 posted... ok alright. --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:884891543] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>Send it to a sexuality realignment camp</quote> it's too young for that, ok? <cite>Nomak-54 posted...</cite> <quote>Mine's still straight so everyone else can suck it</quote> suck what? <cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>ok</quote> alright.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veedrock- 08/16/17 2:59:03 PM #6:	Warp shaming in 2017. --- My friends call me Vee. I'm not your friend, buddy. <cite>Veedrock- posted [p:884891887] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>Warp shaming in 2017.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 08/16/17 3:04:19 PM #7:	Just demand a refund. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:884892235] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>Just demand a refund.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/16/17 3:22:11 PM #8:	You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games. My original 3ds has grooves in the screen because of Nintendo's rushed console designs. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:884893302] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games. My original 3ds has grooves in the screen because of Nintendo's rushed console designs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainStrong 08/16/17 3:27:56 PM #9:	Yellow posted... You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games. Breath of the Wild isn't a good game? <cite>CaptainStrong posted [p:884893653] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games.</quote> Breath of the Wild isn't a good game?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 08/16/17 3:35:51 PM #10:	Yellow posted... You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games. i knew there was something fishy about it! you really opened my eyes, ok? --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:884894132] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games.</quote> i knew there was something fishy about it! you really opened my eyes, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helly 08/16/17 3:48:31 PM #11:	my dock fucked the shit out of the screen --- remember everything that we'd die for you are everything that i'd die for <cite>helly posted [p:884894884] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>my dock fucked the shit out of the screen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/16/17 3:49:31 PM #12:	CaptainStrong posted... Yellow posted... You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games. Breath of the Wild isn't a good game? Well, it has a couple good ports. If we're counting ports it has mario kart too. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:884894942] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>CaptainStrong posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games.</quote> Breath of the Wild isn't a good game?</quote> Well, it has a couple good ports. If we're counting ports it has mario kart too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 08/16/17 3:53:33 PM #13:	Brah, use a bevel <cite>green dragon posted [p:884895168] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>Brah, use a bevel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 08/16/17 4:03:58 PM #15:	green dragon posted... Brah, use a bevel a what now --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:884895769] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>Brah, use a bevel</quote> a what now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aHappySacka 08/16/17 4:07:03 PM #16:	I'm pretty sure the issue is the dock itself which if misaligned will eventually end up damaging the screen (because the "arm" of the dock is slanted inwards), my brother got a hair drier to even out his when he heard about it but there was already a small scratch by then. --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. http://i.imgur.com/91NC0Cb.mp4 <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:884895972] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure the issue is the dock itself which if misaligned will eventually end up damaging the screen (because the "arm" of the dock is slanted inwards), my brother got a hair drier to even out his when he heard about it but there was already a small scratch by then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/16/17 4:08:08 PM #17:	Yellow posted... you could have waited for a console with 0 defects >Implying that such a thing exists in 30+ years of console gaming --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:884896029] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>you could have waited for a console with 0 defects</quote> >Implying that such a thing exists in 30+ years of console gaming</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/16/17 4:13:05 PM #18:	Muffinz0rz posted... Yellow posted... you could have waited for a console with 0 defects >Implying that such a thing exists in 30+ years of console gaming My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people. The 3DS/Switch has glaring design flaws. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:884896313] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>you could have waited for a console with 0 defects</quote> >Implying that such a thing exists in 30+ years of console gaming</quote> My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people. The 3DS/Switch has glaring design flaws.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/16/17 4:15:54 PM #19:	Yellow posted... My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people. Mine didn't either, but that doesn't mean the Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 were consoles "with 0 defects." As long as one console out there fucked up in a way that wasn't user error, the console no longer has 0 defects. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:884896487] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people.</quote> Mine didn't either, but that doesn't mean the Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 were consoles "with 0 defects." As long as one console out there fucked up in a way that wasn't user error, the console no longer has 0 defects.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JazzMasterZero 08/16/17 4:19:05 PM #20:	helly posted... my dock fucked the shit out of the screen Pics? <cite>JazzMasterZero posted [p:884896676] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>helly posted...</cite> <quote>my dock fucked the shit out of the screen</quote> Pics?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/16/17 4:21:08 PM #21:	Muffinz0rz posted... Yellow posted... My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people. Mine didn't either, but that doesn't mean the Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 were consoles "with 0 defects." As long as one console out there fucked up in a way that wasn't user error, the console no longer has 0 defects. Ok, but the Switch has more defects than those consoles did. If you plug in your SNES controller in upside down (and you can't) it doesn't super glue in place and need you to break the plastic to get it off. Fundamentally defective. None of them had any design oversights to get the design labeled as defective. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:884896787] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people.</quote> Mine didn't either, but that doesn't mean the Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 were consoles "with 0 defects." As long as one console out there fucked up in a way that wasn't user error, the console no longer has 0 defects.</quote> Ok, but the Switch has more defects than those consoles did. If you plug in your SNES controller in upside down (and you can't) it doesn't super glue in place and need you to break the plastic to get it off. Fundamentally defective. None of them had any design oversights to get the design labeled as defective.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/16/17 4:23:23 PM #22:	Yellow posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Yellow posted... My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people. Mine didn't either, but that doesn't mean the Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 were consoles "with 0 defects." As long as one console out there fucked up in a way that wasn't user error, the console no longer has 0 defects. Ok, but the Switch has more defects than those consoles did. If you plug in your SNES controller in upside down (and you can't) it doesn't super glue in place and need you to break the plastic to get it off. Fundamentally defective. None of them had any design oversights to get the design labeled as defective. Fewer defects =/= 0 defects --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:884896892] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>My Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 doesn't have any defects. They generally didn't for most people.</quote> Mine didn't either, but that doesn't mean the Wii U/PS2/SNES/PS1 were consoles "with 0 defects." As long as one console out there fucked up in a way that wasn't user error, the console no longer has 0 defects.</quote> Ok, but the Switch has more defects than those consoles did. If you plug in your SNES controller in upside down (and you can't) it doesn't super glue in place and need you to break the plastic to get it off. Fundamentally defective. None of them had any design oversights to get the design labeled as defective.</quote> Fewer defects =/= 0 defects</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/16/17 4:26:42 PM #23:	Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:884897088] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veedrock- 08/16/17 4:31:27 PM #24:	First wave PS2s absolutely were defective. Disc read error pieces of shit! --- My friends call me Vee. I'm not your friend, buddy. <cite>Veedrock- posted [p:884897303] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>First wave PS2s absolutely were defective. Disc read error pieces of shit!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/16/17 4:32:05 PM #25:	Yellow posted... Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective. You're telling me there isn't a single instance of a non-user-error related problem with any SNES in all the world? --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:884897344] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective.</quote> You're telling me there isn't a single instance of a non-user-error related problem with any SNES in all the world?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/16/17 4:40:46 PM #26:	Muffinz0rz posted... Yellow posted... Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective. You're telling me there isn't a single instance of a non-user-error related problem with any SNES in all the world? Not in the design. If you can find one it's probably a first wave of SNES kind of thing, which is my whole point. Good luck coming up with one, I'll be waiting. Btw fun fact, the DS had a defect with the RAM being 10x slower than it should have been, but since they had to keep compatibility they never fixed it. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:884897835] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective.</quote> You're telling me there isn't a single instance of a non-user-error related problem with any SNES in all the world?</quote> Not in the design. If you can find one it's probably a first wave of SNES kind of thing, which is my whole point. Good luck coming up with one, I'll be waiting. Btw fun fact, the DS had a defect with the RAM being 10x slower than it should have been, but since they had to keep compatibility they never fixed it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 08/16/17 5:48:17 PM #27:	Yellow posted... You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games. My original 3ds has grooves in the screen because of Nintendo's rushed console designs. This. There were so many reported problems of things going on at launch... and it's basically a Wii U port machine. This doesn't help now, but consider it for the future. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:884901633] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldn't have bought a system with defects and exactly 0 good games when you could have waited for a console with 0 defects and many good games. My original 3ds has grooves in the screen because of Nintendo's rushed console designs.</quote> This. There were so many reported problems of things going on at launch... and it's basically a Wii U port machine. This doesn't help now, but consider it for the future.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jbomb1234 08/16/17 6:48:21 PM #28:	This is the kind of thing that happens when you buy a console first run. You all know the risks involved so stop acting surprised when a new console has an issue. This goes for all consoles and not just Nintendo. --- To Punish and Enslave Barricade My PSN name is jbomb1234 <cite>jbomb1234 posted [p:884905002] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>This is the kind of thing that happens when you buy a console first run. You all know the risks involved so stop acting surprised when a new console has an issue. This goes for all consoles and not just Nintendo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Playsaver 08/16/17 10:11:34 PM #29:	TC why are you showing the screen side of the Switch. It is the bottom side that is supposed to be warping. <cite>Playsaver posted [p:884916796] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>TC why are you showing the screen side of the Switch. It is the bottom side that is supposed to be warping.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Millea 08/16/17 10:16:16 PM #30:	More like the Nintendo Shitch. <cite>Millea posted [p:884917082] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>More like the Nintendo Shitch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helly 08/16/17 10:19:22 PM #31:	Playsaver posted... TC why are you showing the screen side of the Switch. It is the bottom side that is supposed to be warping. should should I tell him? --- remember everything that we'd die for you are everything that i'd die for <cite>helly posted [p:884917251] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Playsaver posted...</cite> <quote>TC why are you showing the screen side of the Switch. It is the bottom side that is supposed to be warping.</quote> should should I tell him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 08/17/17 3:12:08 AM #32:	your switch doesnt matter get a life --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:884928711] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>your switch doesnt matter get a life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 08/17/17 9:37:27 AM #33:	it's not just the back part. did you guys read the article? it's the whole thing, ok? --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:884937892] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>it's not just the back part. did you guys read the article? it's the whole thing, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 08/17/17 9:39:34 AM #34:	jbomb1234 posted... This is the kind of thing that happens when you buy a console first run. You all know the risks involved so stop acting surprised when a new console has an issue. This goes for all consoles and not just Nintendo. Greenfox111 posted... your switch doesnt matter get a life yowza! serious business, ok? --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:884937977] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>jbomb1234 posted...</cite> <quote>This is the kind of thing that happens when you buy a console first run. You all know the risks involved so stop acting surprised when a new console has an issue. This goes for all consoles and not just Nintendo.</quote> <cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>your switch doesnt matter get a life</quote> yowza! serious business, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/17/17 10:30:19 AM #35:	Yellow posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Yellow posted... Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective. You're telling me there isn't a single instance of a non-user-error related problem with any SNES in all the world? Not in the design. If you can find one it's probably a first wave of SNES kind of thing, which is my whole point. It's not about defects in the design. It's about defects in the consoles. There's a difference. Yellow posted... Good luck coming up with one, I'll be waiting. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1301094 --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:884940115] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Correct. 0 defects = 0 defects. The SNES had no defects. There were defective consoles... but no, the blueprint wasn't defective.</quote> You're telling me there isn't a single instance of a non-user-error related problem with any SNES in all the world?</quote> Not in the design. If you can find one it's probably a first wave of SNES kind of thing, which is my whole point.</quote> It's not about defects in the design. It's about defects in the consoles. There's a difference. <cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Good luck coming up with one, I'll be waiting.</quote> http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1301094</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helly 08/17/17 11:34:31 AM #36:	lol my SNES power supply failed, too. $20 to replace the damn thing --- remember everything that we'd die for you are everything that i'd die for <cite>helly posted [p:884943221] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>lol my SNES power supply failed, too. $20 to replace the damn thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/17/17 11:48:33 AM #37:	That's a part failure though not a design flaw. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:884943919] in i'm parano... [t:75677333]...</cite> <quote>That's a part failure though not a design flaw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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