Board 8 > Sir Chris (that's me, for those new) answers questions pre-hurricane.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Hoping it misses me this weekend, but if it does not I am pretty screwed so this topic shall serve as... something or another.
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How many hurricanes have you gone through, being in florida and all?
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you know i was going to hijack your topic (earlier topic) to say my thoughts and prayers are with your favorite chinese food place's owners. hopefully they stay open so you can get some delivery pineapple fried rice during the storm

as for a question i dont actually really have one
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VeryInsane posted...

How many hurricanes have you gone through, being in florida and all?

At least a dozen, but none as insane as this one. The hurricane force winds extend out about half a Florida in length. That's insanity. I live only a mile and a half or so from the water, too.

They stopped selling pineapple fried rice, sadly, Gravy.
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oh no!

whats the replacement now then? see theres a question.
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Will you be playing 'Hurricane' from the Hamilton cast recording?
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Which Pokemon do you think would make the sexiest anthropomorphic female? Sexiest anthropomorphic male?
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Healthier food. Although when I want chinese I go to Yummy House, it's really good and near me.

Speaking of, are we square, Gravy?
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Raka_Putra posted...

Will you be playing 'Hurricane' from the Hamilton cast recording?

Of course not. I will be playing the much more appropriate Wait for it followed by The World Turned Upside Down/Yorktown.
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Inviso posted...

Which Pokemon do you think would make the sexiest anthropomorphic female? Sexiest anthropomorphic male?

Hm...

Female: Vaporeon

Male: Salamence
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Who's the best ghostbuster?
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Egon and this is the only correct answer to this question.
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You're a Gyarados.

Are you the one using Hurricane?
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SupremeZero posted...

You're a Gyarados.

Are you the one using Hurricane?

No, that would be awkward.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

Healthier food. Although when I want chinese I go to Yummy House, it's really good and near me.

Speaking of, are we square, Gravy?

duh

i mean did you forget we hashed it out on aim like, i dunno, a couple months ago????
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I actually meant $.
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If you die, can I have your stuff?
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oh...uh, i imagine we are. i know you owed me chinese food money like a year ago but you paid me back there. so lets go with YES
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Not_an_Owl posted...

If you die, can I have your stuff?

No. My stuff shall be burned with my absent body at...actually it'd all be flooded away if I die, so sure.
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oh yeah now that im officially retired at mafia can you finally rate my play out of 100 or whatever that you wouldnt do before?

you know, in case the worst happens i really do need this answer
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Would you like this to be Sir Chris based or super duper ideal player that doesn't exist based.
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well lets go with the former, because we're both quite mortal
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Okay so assuming I am 100/100 model for both of these.

Town play - 62/100.

You are above average when is comes to town however you are limited by your ability to be manipulated emotionally into not being a great team mate. You can make the hero calls sometimes when it comes to pinning down scum, an above average clip for sure, and your night actions are often reasonable but you don't work well with others and you don't inspire as town. It is obvious as you've grown wiser in mafia you have also grown more disillusioned which limits your ability to be an impact player beyond simply being good.

The average board 8 player, if I were to ballpark it, is probably at 30/100 as town.
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Yeah I definitely don't really...collaborate really too well. Like I can spot another town player and trust them myself, but that's about it. My charisma is crap, I can't really lead (or want to) town into a proper lynch. My scum play is awful because I just hate to lie <_<
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Also for the record I'd put my town play at 98/100 and my scum play at 91/100.

I truly believe I am the best town player I have ever seen play the game of mafia, and I think I have a lot of people on a lot of sites who'd support the theory of that being possible.
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Town > Mafia in general

Hero moments in either are so good though. The only thing better than carrying the town to victory is getting the entire town to PM you their roles when you're in the Mafia and slowly maneuvering them into a destruction that seemed accidental.
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stay safe chris
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Hero moments in both are great. I like being scum on other sites a lot but not on here anymore because I have to go to a really deep place due to the disadvantage I have here now. Although my last two scum games on here I swept one and the other I allowed myself to be the big fish who got fried so another excellent scum player could smash the town, which is all well and good.

It's hard to play town on here since I auto die night 1 most of the time. I am a force of nature wherever I go though. I am charismatic, high effort, prudent when it matters, make hot reads all the time, and never get caught up in my own ability that it alters how I view the game.
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yeah no reason to not kill you n1. odds are, theres a ~33% chance you're power anyway!
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##Vote: Irma

Stay safe!
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whoa the forecast for this thing looks way way worse than when i saw it earlier today.
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Have you imported Dragon Quest 11 or will you be waiting for the English version next year
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You should try explaining to the hurricane what a big deal you are.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

At least a dozen, but none as insane as this one. The hurricane force winds extend out about half a Florida in length. That's insanity. I live only a mile and a half or so from the water, too.

you should probably go somewhere that is not so close to the water
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I prefer playing scum, it's more fun and also when you get lynched it's not as annoying!
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Will you not be evacuating?
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Pineapple fried rice?
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

At least a dozen, but none as insane as this one. The hurricane force winds extend out about half a Florida in length. That's insanity. I live only a mile and a half or so from the water, too.

I saw a local weather report that said (with a nice superimposed graphic) that if the storm was centered properly it would cover basically the entire state of Texas. Absolutely fucking nuts.

Why not leave, though? <_<
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red13n posted...

whoa the forecast for this thing looks way way worse than when i saw it earlier today.

I will miss you all.

ninkendo posted...

Have you imported Dragon Quest 11 or will you be waiting for the English version next year

I was waiting...shit.
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Do you masrurbate in front of a mirror thinking how awesome you are?
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OliviaTremor posted...

Do you masrurbate in front of a mirror thinking how awesome you are?

have you seen chris? he definitely does it without the mirror.
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Steiner posted...

OliviaTremor posted...

Do you masrurbate in front of a mirror thinking how awesome you are?

have you seen chris? he definitely does it without the mirror.

Ouch, Steiner. And I never made fun of the blue hair either.
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Steiner posted...

You should try explaining to the hurricane what a big deal you are.

There's no need to be an asshole to me by the way. Just want to put that out there, the guy you are most mad at kind of died at the turn of the year. He isn't home anymore.

MariaTaylor posted...

DoomTheGyarados posted...

At least a dozen, but none as insane as this one. The hurricane force winds extend out about half a Florida in length. That's insanity. I live only a mile and a half or so from the water, too.

you should probably go somewhere that is not so close to the water

Yeah that's a possibility for sure if it doesn't turn.



Tom Bombadil posted...

Pineapple fried rice?

It is a chinese dish that is a tropical fried rice that is spicy and has pineapples in it. Pretty delicious.

OliviaTremor posted...

Do you masrurbate in front of a mirror thinking how awesome you are?

No because I am not really that awesome. I am a work in progress and I prefer the company of women when I masturbate rather than looking at myself.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

There's no need to be an asshole to me by the way. Just want to put that out there, the guy you are most mad at kind of died at the turn of the year. He isn't home anymore.

i'm not particularly mad at anybody unless there are still people that buy into your cu*t of personality.
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I touch myself?
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Steiner posted...

DoomTheGyarados posted...

There's no need to be an asshole to me by the way. Just want to put that out there, the guy you are most mad at kind of died at the turn of the year. He isn't home anymore.

i'm not particularly mad at anybody unless there are still people that buy into your cu*t of personality.

Probably not, considering it doesn't exist anymore. Although that was always more of a mafia term than anything else.

RPGlord95 posted...

I touch myself?

I'd say yes, you do. Judgment call.
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Oh sorry there used to be an emotionally manipulative narcissist by the name of Sir Chris here who would totally have said things like everything you've said in this topic but I guess he died or something.
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Looks like there's a storm brewing in here
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Will I ever be anything more than a garbage-tier Mercs leader?

Signs point to "no."
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Steiner posted...

Oh sorry there used to be an emotionally manipulative narcissist by the name of Sir Chris here who would totally have said things like everything you've said in this topic but I guess he died or something.

Savage