Poll of the Day > shoot i touched a jalapeno and touched my eye

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Jen0125
09/29/17 11:25:57 AM
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fuck
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HellHole_
09/29/17 11:28:40 AM
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more like a jalepEYEno miright
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Far-Queue
09/29/17 11:28:57 AM
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RIP in peace :(

Tell your bf to post a gofundme for Ernie's care once you've shed the mortal coil. I'll donate.
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ZiggiStardust
09/29/17 11:30:13 AM
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quick, have your bf clean it out with something milky, ok?
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Jen0125
09/29/17 11:33:13 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Tell your bf to post a gofundme for Ernie's care once you've shed the mortal coil. I'll donate.


good eyedea eye'll text him now
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rjsilverthorn
09/29/17 11:39:07 AM
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At least it wasn't an habanero...
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Ogurisama
09/29/17 11:46:23 AM
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thecolorgreen
09/29/17 11:46:51 AM
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Rub lechuga on your eye
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adjl
09/29/17 12:10:08 PM
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There are worse things to touch after handling hot stuff. Trust me.
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argonautweakend
09/29/17 12:18:14 PM
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now see if m ace brand feels worse
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Ogurisama
09/29/17 12:19:07 PM
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adjl posted...
There are worse things to touch after handling hot stuff. Trust me.

Like your wee wee?
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dedbus
09/29/17 12:23:04 PM
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The jalapeno didn't ask to be touched.
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OhhhJa
09/29/17 12:37:55 PM
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adjl posted...
There are worse things to touch after handling hot stuff. Trust me.

Yeah take it from me. Don't ever stick your finger up your ass when it's coated with tabasco
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Far-Queue
09/29/17 12:45:03 PM
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dedbus posted...
The jalapeno didn't ask to be touched.

Jalapeno means jalapeNO!
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Far-Queue
09/29/17 12:46:59 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Yeah take it from me. Don't ever stick your finger up your ass when it's coated with tabasco

You can't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me.
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MICHALECOLE
09/29/17 12:56:45 PM
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Guys jalapeño is what she calls her boyfriend weiner
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Jen0125
09/29/17 12:57:05 PM
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no that's tiny mexican sausage
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ZiggiStardust
09/29/17 1:00:09 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
no that's tiny mexican sausage

tiny???
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Jen0125
09/29/17 1:01:16 PM
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tiny
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ZiggiStardust
09/29/17 1:06:47 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
tiny

ay dios mio!
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KogaSteelfang
09/29/17 1:24:31 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
adjl posted...
There are worse things to touch after handling hot stuff. Trust me.

Like your wee wee?

Jalapenor
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 2:02:33 PM
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I like to a eat habanero pepper before I orally pleasure my birch
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ZiggiStardust
09/29/17 2:19:27 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
I like to a eat habanero pepper before I orally pleasure my birch

birch?

kR2mfWj
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Far-Queue
09/29/17 2:38:53 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I like to a eat habanero pepper before I orally pleasure my birch

birch?

kR2mfWj

Well, he does claim to smoke trees.
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adjl
09/29/17 2:43:02 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
adjl posted...
There are worse things to touch after handling hot stuff. Trust me.

Like your wee wee?


Like your wee wee.
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 3:51:15 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I like to a eat habanero pepper before I orally pleasure my birch

birch?

kR2mfWj


I do love me some twins
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OhhhJa
09/29/17 4:03:18 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I like to a eat habanero pepper before I orally pleasure my birch

birch?

kR2mfWj

Hot
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OhhhJa
09/29/17 4:49:37 PM
#28:


Far-Queue posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Yeah take it from me. Don't ever stick your finger up your ass when it's coated with tabasco

You can't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me.

Hey I didn't say someone else couldn't do it for you ;)
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GhostGiblet
09/29/17 4:53:07 PM
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What if instead of mace you soaked your hands in jalapeno juice and if anyone threatened you you could touch their eyes
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Jen0125
09/29/17 4:58:32 PM
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GhostGiblet posted...
What if instead of mace you soaked your hands in jalapeno juice and if anyone threatened you you could touch their eyes


what if i have to pee
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GhostGiblet
09/29/17 5:32:21 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
GhostGiblet posted...
What if instead of mace you soaked your hands in jalapeno juice and if anyone threatened you you could touch their eyes


what if i have to pee

do girls need their hands for that
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Jen0125
09/29/17 5:42:34 PM
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you have to wipe
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 5:43:31 PM
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What is going on down there that you have to wipe? I don't understand this

I know it's a common thing whit girls, I just do t understand the mechanics
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Jen0125
09/29/17 5:43:58 PM
#34:


um when you pee? you have to wipe when you pee.
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 5:44:22 PM
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Yeah but like why
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GhostGiblet
09/29/17 5:46:57 PM
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well maybe the wiping paper would kind of neutralize the jalapeno juice. But you would have to promise to reapply more juice after you washed your hands.
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Jen0125
09/29/17 5:47:01 PM
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because our uretie isn't external
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Jen0125
09/29/17 5:47:15 PM
#38:


GhostGiblet posted...
well maybe the wiping paper would kind of neutralize the jalapeno juice. But you would have to promise to reapply more juice after you washed your hands.


yeah i guess i could do that
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GhostGiblet
09/29/17 5:47:58 PM
#39:


great then it's a deal
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 6:04:15 PM
#40:


The waht
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Action53
09/29/17 6:34:39 PM
#41:


R. I. P. Shoot i
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Golden Road
09/29/17 6:39:26 PM
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I've never done that with a pepper before, but I have thoughtlessly done that with an onion before. That's a bit different, though, so I'm not sure which is worse.
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magemaximus
09/29/17 7:20:19 PM
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i've gotten oil from my face into my eyes before. shit burns like crazy. how can something i create be so painful to me.
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 7:26:23 PM
#44:


Jen0125 posted...
because our uretie isn't external


What is this
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Jen0125
09/29/17 7:28:31 PM
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you gotta narra uretie
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 7:29:59 PM
#46:


That's not the correct word and my "uretie" is very thiccccc

It's also not external, but it doesn't require wiping after use so again, why do womAn feel the need to wipe
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Susanowo
09/29/17 8:23:58 PM
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That's nothing to be worried about.
Last time I was putting menthol medical oil on my nose before entering my washroom.
I forgot and pulled my shirt up to cover my nose and it ended up getting into my mouth and eyes.
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Far-Queue
09/29/17 9:03:00 PM
#48:


Jen0125 posted...
you gotta narra uretie

I understand this reference :)

Also, I wipe my penis when I pee. It's not just a girl thing although I'm probably in the minority.
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SmokeMassTree
09/29/17 9:16:23 PM
#49:


Far-Queue posted...
Jen0125 posted...
you gotta narra uretie

I understand this reference :)

Also, I wipe my penis when I pee. It's not just a girl thing although I'm probably in the minority.


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Why
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Jen0125
09/29/17 9:39:19 PM
#50:


SmokeMassTree posted...
Far-Queue posted...
Jen0125 posted...
you gotta narra uretie

I understand this reference :)

Also, I wipe my penis when I pee. It's not just a girl thing although I'm probably in the minority.


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Why


So you don't get pee stains on your underpants
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