Current Events > Can I make money by donating my poop for fecal transplants?

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Asking for my imaginary friend
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You got that good shit?
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I don't know, go ask your local hospital.
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Potentially. But they have specific things about your poop that they want
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When people have problems shitting, don't they need to shit their own shit instead of someone else's shit?
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Imagine someone else's poop inside your butt.

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this will be me & neon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34j0atQdJo
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It's a crap job, but someone has to do it..
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mattnd2007 posted...

Potentially. But they have specific things about your poop that they want

I can eat a lot of Taco bell to get as much out as possible. Is that fine?
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@Complete_Idi0t
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You colon TC a liar?
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NeonOctopus posted...

Can I make money by donating my poop for fecal transplants?

There's an episode of Grey's Anatomy where a woman kills all her bacteria with antibiotics, including all the beneficial ones in her intestines. She has to get a poop transplant from her boyfriend/husband, because they live together and share the same germs.

http://greysanatomy.wikia.com/wiki/In_the_Midnight_Hour

Lauren confesses to Alex she ordered antibiotics online to kill a staph infection. Seth can't believe she did that, as the dermatologist said it was just a pimple. Lauren says it went away after the drugs. Alex says she now has C. diff, which won't go away. She killed all the healthy bacteria in her body, so they have to introduce new bacteria. They have to perform a fecal transplant, and the donor has to be someone she shares daily germs with. Seth only consents until Lauren admits it was a pimple. Lauren won't do that.

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Laserion posted...

There's an episode of Grey's Anatomy where a woman kills all her bacteria with antibiotics, including all the beneficial ones in her intestines. She has to get a poop transplant from her boyfriend/husband, because they live together and share the same germs.

So did they like get ass to ass and he just fired the torpedoes, or what?
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DragonPick posted...

Laserion posted...

There's an episode of Grey's Anatomy where a woman kills all her bacteria with antibiotics, including all the beneficial ones in her intestines. She has to get a poop transplant from her boyfriend/husband, because they live together and share the same germs.

So did they like get ass to ass and he just fired the torpedoes, or what?

I figure the donor just poops it and doctorsgrab it and just shove it into the recipient's butt
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i see no one is making a counterpoint to my claim
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Ask a hospital that do fecal transplants.

Don't know any in NYC atm.
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megamanfreakXD posted...

Ask a hospital that do fecal transplants.

Don't know any in NYC atm.

Can I just walk in with a paper bag of poop, slam it on the receptionist's desk and immediately ask for payment?
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SwordMaster13X posted...

When people have problems shitting, don't they need to shit their own shit instead of someone else's shit?

Apparently it's used to help treat c-diff if you're lacking bacteria in your intestines
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You'd have to have healthy intestinal bacteria and stuff. There is a market for it. But there is a good chance you aren't qualified to sell your shit.
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Then I'll sell my shit on the brown market
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only if they're in the shape of a shifty face
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Not if you keep shitposting here for free.
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Good shit
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leverageblargh posted...

This might be the best topic you've made in years

Are you saying all my other topics were shit?
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