Current Events > Your reaction: Your daughter is the first human in history to mate with aliens.

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Friendly aliens from beyond the moon have made first contact with Earth and while generally it's a great historic thing there's be a lot of political tension and controversy due to the rest of the world being scared and furious that the advanced aliens seem to be buddying up with your home country and it's leaders.

The aliens have a strict no sexual fraternizing policy with humans at present due to obvious dangers, politics and unknowns and all of the other aliens are profressional enough to stick to it. Except one alien called Yurp who is very young for his race and fell in love and/or lust with your daughter.

They have secretly been having a relationship behind everyone's back until now when your daughter comes home and reveals that she can't hide it anymore because is pregnant with a half-alien baby.



This is the very first human/alien hybrid and the very first human/alien relationship. And it's your daughter

How would you react?
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feeling: cautiously optimistic whilst trying to hide the giant boner in my pants
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WilliamPorygon posted...

feeling: cautiously optimistic

Daww that's so swee-

whilst trying to hide the giant boner in my pants

What the fuck?
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Nice
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I'd congratulate her. Unless she is unhappy about it.

This is the very first human/alien hybrid and the very first human/alien relationship. And it's your daughter

the wording for this is weird.

it sounds like I'm the one that had a kid with the alien, and the hybrid is my daughter
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Suicidal and will be willing to start and intergalactic war

UnfairRepresent posted...

Except one alien called Yurp who is very young for his race

i ain't raise no pederast kid
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boxington posted...

This is the very first human/alien hybrid and the very first human/alien relationship. And it's your daughter

the wording for this is weird.

it sounds like I'm the one that had a kid with the alien, and the hybrid is my daughter

Unless you are your own daughter then no. Your daughter is preggers with an alien baby
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To the government labs with you, girl.

You knew the risks, you'll get better medical care for this than anything I could provide, you'll be safe from the inevitable nutjobs clamoring for your head for being an 'alien-banging skank', and hopefully we could get paid out of this.

It's win-win for everyone. Sure, you might think getting confined in the labs is a loss, but frankly, again, you knew the risks, and you'll be safer there than anything I can possibly do for you.
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Distant_Rainbow posted...

To the government labs with you, girl.

I don't know. If the baby was going to be taken away I wonder if the aliens would take it.

They'd have as much concern as humans would and (presumably) better technology.

I guess we won't know until it happens
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UnfairRepresent posted...

WilliamPorygon posted...

feeling: cautiously optimistic

Daww that's so swee-

whilst trying to hide the giant boner in my pants

What the fuck?

Sorry, I mean, the thought running through my head would be "maybe if it goes well I'll get to return the favor and impregnate a hot alien babe." Not "I wanna bang my hot pregnant daughter."
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bump
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WilliamPorygon posted...

Sorry, I mean, the thought running through my head would be "maybe if it goes well I'll get to return the favor and impregnate a hot alien babe." Not "I wanna bang my hot pregnant daughter."

erm
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