Poll of the Day > t-minus one week (and one day) until my kid's delivery date, ok?

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ZiggiStardust
10/16/17 11:52:58 AM
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everything is where it should be, bags are packed, crib and diaper changing areas are ready, we have a metric shit-ton of diapers, two strollers, five baby carriers, the apartment is stocked with food, and a dresser overflowing with baby clothes, ok?

with all this prep you'd, think i'd be calm, ok?

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Mead
10/16/17 11:56:04 AM
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What race is it?
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wolfy42
10/16/17 12:09:53 PM
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Gonna be born on Oct 31st and be a DEVIL BABY!!!

Name him Damian!!!
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MannerSaurus
10/16/17 12:13:24 PM
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Mead posted...
What race is it?


This is the hardest I've laughed in two weeks. Thank you.

Congrats, by the way Ziggi. I'm super happy for you. You're gonna do great.
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mastermix3000
10/16/17 12:15:10 PM
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Mead posted...
What race is it?


You never fail at providing smiles

#teamMead
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SunWuKung420
10/16/17 12:34:47 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Name him Damian!!!


He should totes name his baby after me.
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mipond
10/16/17 12:50:36 PM
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Oh how exciting!!! Looking forward to hearing more.
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Kyuubi4269
10/16/17 12:54:22 PM
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Should've got Prime.
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I've seen some stuff
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ZiggiStardust
10/16/17 2:58:06 PM
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Mead posted...
What race is it?

half blanco and half brown, ok?

MannerSaurus posted...
Congrats, by the way Ziggi. I'm super happy for you. You're gonna do great.

hey thanks man! i'm really glad you're back, btw.

SunWuKung420 posted...
He should totes name his baby after me.

why would i ever be that hateful toward my own child??
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ArvTheGreat
10/16/17 3:01:00 PM
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Baby won't go through all the baby clothes and before you know it will grow out of them
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LeetCheet
10/16/17 3:04:55 PM
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One week is a long ass time. I hope it all goes well.
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Mead
10/16/17 3:16:31 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
half blanco and half brown, ok?


We'll find out soon I suppose
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Troll_Police_
10/16/17 3:21:41 PM
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I am so goddamn excited for you to experience the lack of sleep and overabundance of love. youre gonna love/hate it.
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/16/17 4:37:38 PM
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Now watch, you'll get an email saying it's on backorder...
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Bootybeliever
10/16/17 5:32:41 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Should've got Prime.

Seriously. Amazon prime subscribe all the shit. Couple bucks off if you subscribe to get a box of diapers shipped every month plus get the Mrs into Amazon Mom (its free, just coupons for tons of shit) for automatic discounts on diapers, wipes, food, formula. It's great getting the super jumbo box of diapers for like $19.
ArvTheGreat posted...
Baby won't go through all the baby clothes and before you know it will grow out of them

Truth. Especially if you and/or the Mrs are tall. Me and the bf both are and our 2 year old is wearing 3t. He shot through all the baby sizes in a year lol
Troll_Police_ posted...
I am so goddamn excited for you to experience the lack of sleep and overabundance of love. youre gonna love/hate it.

Super truth. Remember to eat well so the sleep deprivation will be easier. The better you eat the less you'll feel like shit.

It's not much help, but no matter how much you prepare you are going to panic. It's just part of being a great father. Once everything gets settled with the little one home your natural instincts will kick in and it won't matter how much stuff you thought you needed and bought to prepare. For example, our wipe warmer never made it out of the box.
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ClarkDuke
10/16/17 6:33:31 PM
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Mazel tov, what a gift from above, your concern shows what a great parent you'll be, ok?

SunWuKung420 posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Name him Damian!!!


He should totes name his baby after me.

"Rick Grimes", doesn't roll off the tongue, ok?
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ZiggiStardust
10/17/17 1:24:37 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
One week is a long ass time. I hope it all goes well.

this month has been a god damn flash, ok?

Troll_Police_ posted...
I am so goddamn excited for you to experience the lack of sleep and overabundance of love. youre gonna love/hate it.

i'm trying to mentally prepare myself.

btw, if she goes past her due date, we actually don't want her to be too late, so we've talked about having lots of sex around that time, ok?

apparently a chemical contained in semen can help thin the cervix, so we've just talked about fucking non-stop once the delivery date hits. i remembered what you were saying about how the very notion of the bump being yours, and something YOU made, with YOUR penis, and how it tunred you on... and i gotta say, you were 200% right, man.

Bootybeliever posted...
It's not much help, but no matter how much you prepare you are going to panic. It's just part of being a great father. Once everything gets settled with the little one home your natural instincts will kick in and it won't matter how much stuff you thought you needed and bought to prepare. For example, our wipe warmer never made it out of the box.

i've never been looking forward to something that will make me miserable more. i can't wait, even though i know i will want to die at certain points, ok?

ClarkDuke posted...
Mazel tov, what a gift from above, your concern shows what a great parent you'll be, ok?

we were hoping you might consider being the godfather, clark. i cannot think of a better role model we'd want our child to have, ok?

ClarkDuke posted...
"Rick Grimes", doesn't roll off the tongue, ok?

"Fat Rick Grimes" is even more difficult, ok?
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Firewood18
10/17/17 1:55:42 PM
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I'm sure she can hold it for a while longer so its a Christmas baby, ok?
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Jen0125
10/17/17 2:21:52 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
I'm sure she can hold it for a while longer so its a Christmas baby, ok?


yeah what's another couple months after she's already been pregnant for years?
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Metal_Mario99
10/17/17 2:24:47 PM
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Do the kid a favor and leave before they're born.
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Zikten
10/17/17 2:26:29 PM
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you are a father and you act like this? this is like if vegy over on CE was a father....
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EvilMegas
10/17/17 2:28:13 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Firewood18 posted...
I'm sure she can hold it for a while longer so its a Christmas baby, ok?


yeah what's another couple months after she's already been pregnant for years?



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ZiggiStardust
10/17/17 2:28:59 PM
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Zikten posted...
you are a father and you act like this? this is like if vegy over on CE was a father....

act like what? excited? scared? i'm pretty sure i'm not the only soon-to-be-father who has acted this way, ok?

also no idea who vegy is, ok?
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EvilMegas
10/17/17 2:31:40 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
Zikten posted...
you are a father and you act like this? this is like if vegy over on CE was a father....

act like what? excited? scared? i'm pretty sure i'm not the only soon-to-be-father who has acted this way, ok?

also no idea who vegy is, ok?

Oh god that guy still exists?
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Zikten
10/17/17 2:40:51 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
act like what? excited? scared? i'm pretty sure i'm not the only soon-to-be-father who has acted this way, ok?

having a gimmick in your posts

vegy types like you. he adds stuff like "dis" and "dat" to everything he says
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ZiggiStardust
10/17/17 2:43:20 PM
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Zikten posted...
having a gimmick in your posts

what?
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Melon_Master
10/17/17 3:13:15 PM
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Congrats, I hope you've always preferred naps over a solid nights rest.
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JixHedgehog
10/17/17 4:13:39 PM
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- Get sleep NOW!
- Learn to steam fruit/veg > store bought crap with perservatives
- Boppie pillow will be your wifes new best friend
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ZiggiStardust
10/17/17 4:21:06 PM
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JixHedgehog posted...
- Boppie pillow will be your wifes new best friend

hey nice! we got one of those a few weeks ago!
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ClarkDuke
10/19/17 1:16:20 AM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
we were hoping you might consider being the godfather, clark. i cannot think of a better role model we'd want our child to have, ok?

What an honor, I don't know what else to say but yes. Everyday I will do my best, and follow through with my new responsibilities, ok?
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