Poll of the Day > nintendo sent me a hype email for mario odyssey, ok?

(+) Yeah! (+)

and omg am i HYPE


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wat
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Is this a new meme I am unaware of?

aren't you supposed to be having a kid right now
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helIy posted...

aren't you supposed to be having a kid right now

i am, and yet...and i know this might shock you, but be prepared for this bombshell...

not all babies are born on their delivery date, ok?

i know, crazy, right? who knew?

oh right everyone but you and foxx, apparently, ok?

(stupid)
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ZiggiStardust posted...

helIy posted...

aren't you supposed to be having a kid right now

i am, and yet...and i know this might shock you, but be prepared for this bombshell...

not all babies are born on their delivery date, ok?

i know, crazy, right? who knew?

oh right everyone but you and foxx, apparently, ok?

(stupid)

You seem very angry today. Did you just find out you're not the father?

OhhhJa posted...

ZiggiStardust posted...

helIy posted...

aren't you supposed to be having a kid right now

i am, and yet...and i know this might shock you, but be prepared for this bombshell...

not all babies are born on their delivery date, ok?

i know, crazy, right? who knew?

oh right everyone but you and foxx, apparently, ok?

(stupid)

You seem very angry today. Did you just find out you're not the father?

OOOOOH IF ONLY IT WERE THAT SIMPLE, OhhhJa

truth be told i'm super anxious about this birth. this month has gone by ssssooooo slowly, and now that we've hit the delivery date, it's crazy that it's turning out to be just another day, ok?

80% of new mothers go past their date, this is normal, but i'm definitely anxious and a little on edge, ok?
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ziggi you have been super angry lately

what's going on

a baby being born shouldn't make you angry and upset at the drop of a hat

it should make you happy.
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ZiggiStardust posted...

80% of new mothers go past their date

You would think the doctors would smarten up and move that estimated due date back a little bit so that it becomes 50%.
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btw my kid, while not technically born on his due date, at least initiated labor on his due date
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helIy posted...

btw my kid, while not technically born on his due date, at least initiated labor on his due date

your kid is a better person than you will ever be, ok?
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*two years from now* cmon guys due dates are just an educated guess most babies arent born on the exact date
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JunkoEnoshima posted...

*two years from now* cmon guys due dates are just an educated guess most babies arent born on the exact date

oh weird, look, you responded to my posts. didn't you just say you weren't going to do that except for the one time? oh right, your word means nothing, ok?

makes sense you harassing me over something you can never have, ok? oh btw how's that bike?
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its fine. ill probably replace it at some point but so close to winter it seems pointless. my brother uses it sometimes
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ZiggiStardust posted...

helIy posted...

btw my kid, while not technically born on his due date, at least initiated labor on his due date

your kid is a better person than you will ever be, ok?

i genuinely hope so
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So wtf is with the bill Cosby photos