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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/26/17 4:00:08 AM
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salandrews
10/26/17 4:02:08 AM
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I always thought kellogg was kinda odd.
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spikethedevil
10/26/17 4:02:16 AM
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SPOILERS

He isn't even the main antagonist.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/26/17 4:07:13 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
SPOILERS

He isn't even the main antagonist.


I didn't want to upset the weirdos-who like the BoS and Railroad.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/17 4:10:12 AM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
spikethedevil posted...
SPOILERS

He isn't even the main antagonist.


I didn't want to upset the weirdos-who like the BoS and Railroad.

The Institute Is The Only Faction Worth A Damn.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/26/17 4:18:02 AM
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Tmk
10/26/17 4:39:08 AM
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The Institute is the dumbest faction. And the BoS is an option, so that's saying a lot.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/17 4:47:14 AM
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Tmk posted...
The Institute is the dumbest faction. And the BoS is an option, so that's saying a lot.

Wrong. Fuck people's feelings, the institute is the best hope for humanity
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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/26/17 4:49:49 AM
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In a game where literally every quest ends with murdering tons of people, somehow the line is drawn at making robots do menial work.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/17 5:25:09 AM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
In a game where literally every quest ends with murdering tons of people, somehow the line is drawn at making robots do menial work.

Hell, just about everyone in the game is a goddamn prostitute, people die left and right. But "the robot feelings :(".

Yes, let's destroy the one goddamn institution(other than mr. House), that has any actual chance of restoring humanity. 200+ years after the bombs fell and mankind is actually continuing to decline.

Fuck feelings. Sacrifices must be made.
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DreadedWave
10/26/17 5:30:08 AM
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Except mankind isn't declining that's literally the point of Fallout. The Commonwealth itself might have been better off if the Institute didn't seem to view the people on the surface as little more than guinea pigs.
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EverDownward
10/26/17 5:36:09 AM
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The name 'Kellogg' is probably more so a reference to the Kellogg Pact made in 1928 that stated all future conflicts wouldn't be resolved via war.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/17 6:13:40 AM
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DreadedWave posted...
Except mankind isn't declining that's literally the point of Fallout. The Commonwealth itself might have been better off if the Institute didn't seem to view the people on the surface as little more than guinea pigs.

And your character can change that.
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Romulox28
10/26/17 6:16:08 AM
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fallout 4 was good until the last third of the story where they started making it about a war for mankind and not the whole synth issue. i was stoked to explore the moral/ethical issues around the synths but instead you basically go right into some faction war where you are required to join a side for some reason. it felt lazy and rushed. still a good game tho
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pres_madagascar
10/26/17 6:24:01 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
fallout 4 was good until the last third of the story where they started making it about a war for mankind and not the whole synth issue. i was stoked to explore the moral/ethical issues around the synths but instead you basically go right into some faction war where you are required to join a side for some reason. it felt lazy and rushed. still a good game tho

Bethsoft can't write for shit, is why.
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istmirechtegal
10/26/17 6:26:11 AM
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Remember when there were two brothers named Kelloggs who founded a company named after them.

Sometimes the grade of stupidity in this forum is more then just baffling.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/26/17 7:10:28 AM
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EverDownward posted...
The name 'Kellogg' is probably more so a reference to the Kellogg Pact made in 1928 that stated all future conflicts wouldn't be resolved via war.


I much prefer the idea that Todd Howard had trouble coming up with a name, and it dawned on him one morning while he was eating Corn Flakes.
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Frolex
10/26/17 7:12:17 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Tmk posted...
The Institute is the dumbest faction. And the BoS is an option, so that's saying a lot.

Wrong. Fuck people's feelings, the institute is the best hope for humanity


Nope, he's definitely right. Institute is the dumbest faction in all of fallout canon, which is impressive given the factions it's up against just in fallout 4
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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/26/17 7:19:34 AM
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Frolex posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Tmk posted...
The Institute is the dumbest faction. And the BoS is an option, so that's saying a lot.

Wrong. Fuck people's feelings, the institute is the best hope for humanity


Nope, he's definitely right. Institute is the dumbest faction in all of fallout canon, which is impressive given the factions it's up against just in fallout 4


Someone forgot NCR exists.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/17 7:23:27 AM
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Frolex posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Tmk posted...
The Institute is the dumbest faction. And the BoS is an option, so that's saying a lot.

Wrong. Fuck people's feelings, the institute is the best hope for humanity


Nope, he's definitely right. Institute is the dumbest faction in all of fallout canon, which is impressive given the factions it's up against just in fallout 4

Fallout 4 brotherhood is a joke. Railroad have no real way to govern anything at all.
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Frolex
10/26/17 7:30:49 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Frolex posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Tmk posted...
The Institute is the dumbest faction. And the BoS is an option, so that's saying a lot.

Wrong. Fuck people's feelings, the institute is the best hope for humanity


Nope, he's definitely right. Institute is the dumbest faction in all of fallout canon, which is impressive given the factions it's up against just in fallout 4

Fallout 4 brotherhood is a joke. Railroad have no real way to govern anything at all.


Fo4 brotherhood at least had a cogent set of beliefs and motivations. And the institute can't even govern itself well enough to prevent an armed uprising among its staff
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Tmk
10/26/17 3:01:40 PM
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The Institute: brilliant future scientists who create basically perfect synthetic analogues of human beings

Decides to make them literal slaves.

When they speak up and are like "moar rites pls lol" these brilliant scientists are like, "Hahaha, what a funny glitch. Back to slave work, non-thinking slave lmao"

The Institute: we are the best hope for mankind!

Let's quietly abduct and murder people and replace them with aforementioned slave synthetic people.


I'm sorry but no.

If you want literally slaves, why the floppity fuck would you go out of your way to make them analogous to humans, right down to their intelligence? To get off on some power trip? Fucking...make them like R2D2 or something. Why are you making humans, basically, to oppress them. Like read a fucking book. You don't even need to take a casual glance at any science fiction story ever to know why that's stupid. Just look at human history. How you gonna think oh that's a good idea, let's replicate humanity to act as slaves.

I'm not even talking about muh feels. I don't care if you think enslaving synths and not treating them equal to humans is moral or not. That doesn't matter, at all. What matters is creating them, to be slaves, is the dumbest fucking thing anyone does in the entire game, second only to Kellog's parents when they said, "Yeah that's a good name"

The Railroad, in comparison, while presented on the surface as "here's your faction, liberals" because Bethesda is either lazy or just wanted to feel relevant, when you get down to it, their entire existence is basically based off looking at what the Institute is doing, and going, "That's fucking stupid how dumb are these shitbirds" and that automatically makes them smarter.

Then the Brotherhood of Steel, the fucking Brotherhood of Steel, they're just raving hypocritical dumbasses high off their own machismo they have in lieu of a functioning brain. Waah waah humanity doesn't deserve advanced technology, they proved that! But what's that you say? We're all humans hoarding it? But "We're different! We're the good ones!"

Fuck off, BoS. More like Brotherhood of Bullshit. They're like if all the worst people in the military who just joined for no other reason but to kill "bad guys" and feel like they're finally wearing bigboy pants all formed a new group. They're basically the faction for people who get boners at the military hardware porn of games like Call of Duty. The BoS don't have a single shred of intelligence in their meathead brains.

The Minutemen, while kind of a joke, at least they don't get bogged down with their head so far up their ass with pie in the sky philosophies, that they just actually do good. All they're about is "hey a lot of people need help. let's band together and try to help"

Not the biggest-minded but also not exactly dumb either. So respect there.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/26/17 5:48:28 PM
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Being upset that they made slaves that look like humans is literally my feels though

They're just fucking robots
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Tmk
10/26/17 5:52:08 PM
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No it's not. I already explained why it's stupid.

Like in terms of their OWN self-preservation, it's stupid. It's incredibly stupid. They may as well all be wearing signs on their back that says "pls overthrow and kill me one day and destroy our civilisation"

If you want to thrive, you don't go out of your way to create synthetic humans to then enslave and treat as property. That's like creating synthetic cats to keep everything on your desk then acting surprised when everything is on the floor.

Anyone smart enough to create synthetic humans but dumb enough to think they are just unthinking items you can oppress and use as property deserves a power fist rearranging their empty-head.
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butthole666
10/26/17 5:54:10 PM
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Remember when they made Fallout 4 an abysmal game?
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spikethedevil
10/26/17 6:31:38 PM
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butthole666 posted...
Remember when they made Fallout 4 an abysmal game?


Nope because they didn't.
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kuwab0
10/26/17 6:39:27 PM
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SlashmanSG
10/26/17 6:52:53 PM
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Lol remember when they gave a cereal company a guy's name?
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charey
10/26/17 7:12:51 PM
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They forget to make dialogue options beyond yes/no(yes)/sarcastic yes, how would you expect them to write up a story?
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IWBYD
10/26/17 7:19:40 PM
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