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AlephZero
11/16/17 8:10:48 PM
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so i get this plate of plain noodles and theres the butter dish to the side; that's it

"what the fuck where is the sauce?"

she's like "i didn't say it was spaghetti and sauce for dinner, i said it was spaghetti for dinner"

i don't think we've ever had a bigger fight i think i might be getting divorced

this is it, i called her fucking crazy and she thinks i'm insane to assume sauce

what the fuck
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SMAP-
11/16/17 8:12:12 PM
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This seems like a copypasta

A very good one though
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LIsJustice
11/16/17 8:12:20 PM
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Damn it, now I'm in the mood for spaghetti.
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Ushiromiya
11/16/17 8:12:30 PM
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Sounds like a really irritating joke to come home to.
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eggcorn
11/16/17 8:12:48 PM
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SMAP- posted...
pasta
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emblem boy
11/16/17 8:13:07 PM
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Lol if real
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TheVipaGTS
11/16/17 8:14:28 PM
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you two sound like well adjusted adults.
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eston
11/16/17 8:15:06 PM
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GameGodOfAll
11/16/17 8:16:08 PM
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Now I've often said under no circumstances is beating one's spouse justifiable...
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OpheliaAdenade
11/16/17 8:19:30 PM
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How about you suggest this to her instead?

clhFrOo
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Panthera
11/16/17 8:21:24 PM
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Yo dude wtf butter spaghetti is my favourite meal
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TheVipaGTS
11/16/17 8:22:10 PM
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Panthera posted...
Yo dude wtf butter spaghetti is my favourite meal

or just saute some diced up garlic in the butter and coat the noodles in it. TC isn't creative at all.
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Paragon21XX
11/16/17 8:23:52 PM
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Butter spaghetti is for children. I think she was trying to send you a message.
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Ushiromiya
11/16/17 8:24:44 PM
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Head back out to the grocery store after you get home from a hard day at work to pick up a single bulb of garlic
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Axiom
11/16/17 8:24:49 PM
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AlephZero posted...
she's like "i didn't say it was spaghetti and sauce for dinner, i said it was spaghetti for dinner"

Divorce immediately
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TheDarkCircle
11/16/17 8:25:12 PM
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u got spaghetti, so why so upsetti?
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GameGodOfAll
11/16/17 8:25:20 PM
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I literally can't eat pasta without sauce. Not even in a "I don't like it" way, but it will actually make me gag and want to puke.

Is that weird?
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Blue_Inigo
11/16/17 8:25:50 PM
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Panthera posted...
Yo dude wtf butter spaghetti is my favourite meal

What the fuck
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Funkydog
11/16/17 8:27:43 PM
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Make her cereal for breakfast. With no milk.
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OpheliaAdenade
11/16/17 8:27:46 PM
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I don't like spaghetti with just butter, but I do like shells or bowties or other pastas with it. :v You know, butter and parmesan cheese
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ImNotAnIdiot
11/16/17 8:28:11 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Panthera posted...
Yo dude wtf butter spaghetti is my favourite meal

or just saute some diced up garlic in the butter and coat the noodles in it. TC isn't creative at all.

This.

Garlic makes everything better
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Panthera
11/16/17 8:38:21 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Panthera posted...
Yo dude wtf butter spaghetti is my favourite meal

What the fuck


It's not actually
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LordRazziel
11/16/17 8:45:27 PM
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Was there at least cheese?
Parmesan noodles are pretty freakin tasty.
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Slaya4
11/16/17 8:49:24 PM
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Id be mad af if my gf did some bs like this. Id literally walk out the house and get dinner somewhere else without her.
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SageHarpuia
11/16/17 8:52:36 PM
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Axiom posted...
AlephZero posted...
she's like "i didn't say it was spaghetti and sauce for dinner, i said it was spaghetti for dinner"

Divorce immediately

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Tmk
11/16/17 8:53:23 PM
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Well I'm on your side TC.

Although did you try it? Maybe it still tasted good.
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SapphireOfChaos
11/16/17 8:56:37 PM
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Never forgetti
Mom's spaghetti
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Sami1000
11/16/17 9:02:22 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
u got spaghetti, so why so upsetti?


nice
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Zikten
11/16/17 9:04:19 PM
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without sauce it's not spaghetti. just noodles.
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Xelltrix
11/16/17 9:08:15 PM
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AlephZero posted...
i don't think we've ever had a bigger fight i think i might be getting divorced


This line had me cracking up, lmao.
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tri sapphire
11/16/17 9:18:49 PM
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Brown the butter and add mizithra cheese = Heaven.
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LordRazziel
11/16/17 10:20:34 PM
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@tri sapphire posted...
Brown the butter and add mizithra cheese = Heaven.

You remind me of jordan schlansky
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tri sapphire
11/16/17 10:22:34 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
@tri sapphire posted...
Brown the butter and add mizithra cheese = Heaven.

You remind me of jordan schlansky

Do I want to know who that is?
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Offworlder1
11/16/17 10:23:57 PM
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When someone says "we are having Spaghetti for dinner" normal sane people mean the pasta and the sauce.
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a_riot04
11/16/17 10:26:48 PM
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I'd probably vomit on my sweater already if my so did that.
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SK8T3R215
11/16/17 10:36:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_htnaGN8eOs

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AlephZero
11/18/17 4:47:58 PM
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Deadpool_18
11/18/17 4:48:42 PM
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I am bothered.
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CapnMuffin
11/18/17 4:50:10 PM
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My wife knows spaghetti always = pasta with sauce with meat with garlic bread

Divorce immediately.
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Deadpool_18
11/18/17 4:50:43 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
My wife knows spaghetti always = pasta with sauce with meat with garlic bread

Divorce immediately.


Most people should know this. The same way you know to brush your teeth daily.
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meestermj
11/18/17 5:02:17 PM
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That's a big thing with my family here in Canada. Spaghetti with butter instead of tomato sauce. It's so fatty and bad for you, but it tastes good at least.
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