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YoshitoKikuchi 11/17/17 8:26:12 PM #1:	--- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:890595716] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 11/17/17 8:26:56 PM #2:	https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/27599/565559-sladeflash3ea.jpg --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:890595742] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/27599/565559-sladeflash3ea.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tizorres 11/17/17 8:46:21 PM #3:	OP Flash is so great --- ._. I mod a lot of subs: https://www.reddit.com/u/tizorres <cite>tizorres posted [p:890596619] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>OP Flash is so great</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/17/17 8:47:02 PM #4:	I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:890596648] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 11/17/17 8:47:54 PM #5:	ThyCorndog posted... I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh Because he's a dumbass --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:890596689] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh</quote> Because he's a dumbass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 11/17/17 9:07:22 PM #6:	ThyCorndog posted... I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh True --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:890597605] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh</quote> True</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 11/17/17 9:10:03 PM #7:	Plot. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:890597742] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Plot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 11/17/17 9:27:26 PM #8:	He's bullshitting --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:890598515] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>He's bullshitting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 11/19/17 1:49:02 AM #9:	He's lying for one. And two, he sucks. At everything fighting. He's constantly surprised and caught off guard. --- http://www.warwithwords.com He Who Leads: Global Ebook Award Winner:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CE0TLLM <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:890664173] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>He's lying for one. And two, he sucks. At everything fighting. He's constantly surprised and caught off guard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/19/17 1:54:20 AM #10:	If he can see things moving that slowly, then I am surprised he can see anything considering all the photons that make up light would obstruct his vision. Maybe that's how he is always caught by surprise. The world's fastest blind man. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:890664352] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>If he can see things moving that slowly, then I am surprised he can see anything considering all the photons that make up light would obstruct his vision. Maybe that's how he is always caught by surprise. The world's fastest blind man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 11/19/17 1:57:06 AM #11:	Knowledge_King posted... He's lying for one. And two, he sucks. At everything fighting. He's constantly surprised and caught off guard. This, hes a complete idiot --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m Dokkan FC: 1923172355 <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:890664434] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>He's lying for one. And two, he sucks. At everything fighting. He's constantly surprised and caught off guard.</quote> This, hes a complete idiot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 11/19/17 1:59:41 AM #12:	Simple the villian drops a banana peel and..... --- I used to be a gamefaq poster like you until I took an arrow to my face. <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:890664516] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Simple the villian drops a banana peel and.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 11/19/17 1:59:52 AM #13:	Because, like almost any comic, the writting is just stupid. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:890664520] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Because, like almost any comic, the writting is just stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 11/19/17 2:28:52 AM #14:	I think about this all the time in the Flash tv show where the bad guy drives away and loses him. He could inspect the whole city in a matter of seconds, no one should be able to get away from him. --- Gamertag: F1RE v2 PSN ID: F1REx Man got me a 9 and she sexy. <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:890665401] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>I think about this all the time in the Flash tv show where the bad guy drives away and loses him. He could inspect the whole city in a matter of seconds, no one should be able to get away from him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 11/19/17 2:30:32 AM #15:	Comics have the problem of always making their heroes powers stupidly OP and then writing themselves into corners where they just have to pretend their characters aren't as strong as they said they were. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:890665429] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Comics have the problem of always making their heroes powers stupidly OP and then writing themselves into corners where they just have to pretend their characters aren't as strong as they said they were.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 11/19/17 2:32:43 AM #16:	Jiggy101011 posted... I think about this all the time in the Flash tv show where the bad guy drives away and loses him. He could inspect the whole city in a matter of seconds, no one should be able to get away from him. There's so many times when he DOES say he looked and couldn't find them. Then the team comes up with some ass pull tracking system so he finds them during the last 10 minutes...lol >_> --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:890665476] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jiggy101011 posted...</cite> <quote>I think about this all the time in the Flash tv show where the bad guy drives away and loses him. He could inspect the whole city in a matter of seconds, no one should be able to get away from him.</quote> There's so many times when he DOES say he looked and couldn't find them. Then the team comes up with some ass pull tracking system so he finds them during the last 10 minutes...lol >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cellus523 11/19/17 2:39:04 AM #17:	Speedforce, its the explanation for everything flash. He can move faster than light, but cant catch a car this week, speedforce. Its a general handwave for flash basically. --- Name: Marcellus My FC: 4270-1267-6664 <cite>cellus523 posted [p:890665625] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Speedforce, its the explanation for everything flash. He can move faster than light, but cant catch a car this week, speedforce. Its a general handwave for flash basically.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 11/19/17 3:04:54 AM #18:	GiftedACIII posted... He's bullshitting Didn't he evacuate an entire city when a nuke went off? --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:890666290] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>He's bullshitting</quote> Didn't he evacuate an entire city when a nuke went off?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 11/19/17 3:06:25 AM #19:	--- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:890666331] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 11/19/17 3:18:38 AM #20:	CarlGrimes posted... GiftedACIII posted... He's bullshitting Didn't he evacuate an entire city when a nuke went off? Did you read what an attosecond is? If he was really "faster than time" then he could've literally just brought the entire city over including the buildings, the roads, everything over by himself and that's not even bringing up how he could've just dismantled the nuke in midair or do whatever time travel bullshit comic writers love to do with their psuedo-science. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:890666578] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>He's bullshitting</quote> Didn't he evacuate an entire city when a nuke went off?</quote> Did you read what an attosecond is? If he was really "faster than time" then he could've literally just brought the entire city over including the buildings, the roads, everything over by himself and that's not even bringing up how he could've just dismantled the nuke in midair or do whatever time travel bullshit comic writers love to do with their psuedo-science.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Near_ 11/19/17 3:21:45 AM #21:	Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his rear end. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation. Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fu master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman. But the fucking Flash, my god, my fucking GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job. Ok first off, he can travel at light speed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at light speed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Light Speed just isn't fucking enough! I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more! The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at light speed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or fucking EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transferring kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. It's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash. Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at light speed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other. --- https://i.imgur.com/WyFIJkF.gif This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate can prosper. <cite>_Near_ posted [p:890666642] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his rear end. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation. Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fu master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman. But the fucking Flash, my god, my fucking GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job. Ok first off, he can travel at light speed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at light speed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Light Speed just isn't fucking enough! I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more! The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at light speed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or fucking EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transferring kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. It's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash. Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at light speed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Near_ 11/19/17 3:21:52 AM #22:	But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and fuck how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND. How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beat-down, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at light speed but NOOOO he's even good in bed. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak grease fire. --- https://i.imgur.com/WyFIJkF.gif This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate can prosper. <cite>_Near_ posted [p:890666644] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and fuck how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND. How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beat-down, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at light speed but NOOOO he's even good in bed. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak grease fire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/19/17 11:38:20 AM #23:	well there you have it folks --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:890678156] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>well there you have it folks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 11/19/17 11:59:39 AM #24:	_Near_ posted... Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! LMAO --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:890679099] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Near_ posted...</cite> <quote>Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her!</quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 11/19/17 8:53:16 PM #25:	_Near_ posted... What the... --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:890708701] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Near_ posted...</cite> What the...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Life Sympathy 11/19/17 8:58:20 PM #26:	Be Bugs Bunny --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Life Sympathy posted [p:890709023] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Be Bugs Bunny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 11/19/17 9:00:23 PM #27:	Even if he is fast in bed, his refractory period would be like two seconds. He wouldn't even go soft. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:890709145] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Even if he is fast in bed, his refractory period would be like two seconds. He wouldn't even go soft.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 11/19/17 9:03:23 PM #28:	Maybe he can choose to perceive time when he concentrates. Or maybe it's the speed force and that means he don't have to explain shit. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:890709347] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Maybe he can choose to perceive time when he concentrates. Or maybe it's the speed force and that means he don't have to explain shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 11/19/17 9:04:29 PM #29:	_Near_ posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufRj4jsCmtI --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:890709411] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Near_ posted...</cite> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufRj4jsCmtI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marc55 11/19/17 9:05:28 PM #30:	ThyCorndog posted... I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh easy he was lying to superman when he said he sees everything and everyone --- There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard... until someone listens. <cite>marc55 posted [p:890709475] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>I have no idea how anyone ever catches him by surprise tbh</quote> easy he was lying to superman when he said he sees everything and everyone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 11/19/17 9:06:06 PM #31:	He doesn't pay attention to his surroundings, that's why doesn't drive too. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:890709508] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>He doesn't pay attention to his surroundings, that's why doesn't drive too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 11/19/17 9:07:22 PM #32:	Has the flash ever ran so fast that he tapped himself on the back of his shoulder? --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:890709585] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Has the flash ever ran so fast that he tapped himself on the back of his shoulder?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kafkaf 11/19/17 9:23:02 PM #33:	1. He's still human 2. Captain Cold --- http://i.imgur.com/Zy2iT20.jpg <cite>Kafkaf posted [p:890710661] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>1. He's still human 2. Captain Cold</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marc55 11/19/17 9:27:11 PM #34:	is the power to predict stuff new ? i dont remember flash having the quantum brain type power before the reboot --- There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard... until someone listens. <cite>marc55 posted [p:890710955] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>is the power to predict stuff new ? i dont remember flash having the quantum brain type power before the reboot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 11/19/17 9:30:26 PM #35:	Everything should be moving in slow motion relative to him. So i guess they make the speed force like something he can turn on and off? So when hes not "flashing" hes pretty normal.....i guess.. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:890711196] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Everything should be moving in slow motion relative to him. So i guess they make the speed force like something he can turn on and off? So when hes not "flashing" hes pretty normal.....i guess..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 11/19/17 9:31:37 PM #36:	The only reason any DC hero has any sort of problem ever is because they are all morons. Almost all of them are so incredibly overpowered it's ridiculous. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:890711288] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>The only reason any DC hero has any sort of problem ever is because they are all morons. Almost all of them are so incredibly overpowered it's ridiculous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 11/19/17 9:35:20 PM #37:	Like batman being forbidden to kill villains. Seriously its just to keep his villains from dying. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:890711577] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>Like batman being forbidden to kill villains. Seriously its just to keep his villains from dying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/19/17 9:37:58 PM #38:	Kaname_Madoka posted... Knowledge_King posted... He's lying for one. And two, he sucks. At everything fighting. He's constantly surprised and caught off guard. This, hes a complete idiot Also he's American, thus it's unlikely he knows how metric prefixes even work. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:890711736] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>He's lying for one. And two, he sucks. At everything fighting. He's constantly surprised and caught off guard.</quote> This, hes a complete idiot</quote> Also he's American, thus it's unlikely he knows how metric prefixes even work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
courier_nv 11/19/17 9:38:30 PM #39:	Questionmarktarius posted... Also he's American, thus it's unlikely he knows how metric prefixes even work. barry is a scientist though <cite>courier_nv posted [p:890711770] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>Also he's American, thus it's unlikely he knows how metric prefixes even work. </quote> barry is a scientist though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/19/17 9:39:24 PM #40:	courier_nv posted... Questionmarktarius posted... Also he's American, thus it's unlikely he knows how metric prefixes even work. barry is a scientist though Then he's just lying, or the writer's the real idiot here. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:890711824] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>courier_nv posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>Also he's American, thus it's unlikely he knows how metric prefixes even work. </quote> barry is a scientist though</quote> Then he's just lying, or the writer's the real idiot here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ninja-Yatsu 11/19/17 10:05:03 PM #41:	ThyCorndog posted... well there you have it folks You should be paid for these kinds of reviews. --- Leleportation: Teleporting away while your laughter breaks physics by lingering when you've already teleported away. <cite>Ninja-Yatsu posted [p:890713594] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>well there you have it folks</quote> You should be paid for these kinds of reviews.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 11/19/17 10:10:48 PM #42:	It's a post from Reddit, lol. Or maybe a copypasta from before that even. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:890714029] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote>It's a post from Reddit, lol. Or maybe a copypasta from before that even.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ninja-Yatsu 11/19/17 10:12:47 PM #43:	Xelltrix posted... It's a post from Reddit, lol. Or maybe a copypasta from before that even. Whoever originally wrote it should be paid as a professional reviewer. --- Leleportation: Teleporting away while your laughter breaks physics by lingering when you've already teleported away. <cite>Ninja-Yatsu posted [p:890714147] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Xelltrix posted...</cite> <quote>It's a post from Reddit, lol. Or maybe a copypasta from before that even.</quote> Whoever originally wrote it should be paid as a professional reviewer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Near_ 11/19/17 10:14:53 PM #44:	Xelltrix posted... It's a post from Reddit, lol. Or maybe a copypasta from before that even. before then, definitely. I had forgotten about it until this topic and decided to track it down it's called "The Motherfucking Flash". honestly, it wasn't as funny as i remember it being --- https://i.imgur.com/WyFIJkF.gif This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate can prosper. <cite>_Near_ posted [p:890714308] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Xelltrix posted...</cite> <quote>It's a post from Reddit, lol. Or maybe a copypasta from before that even.</quote> before then, definitely. I had forgotten about it until this topic and decided to track it down it's called "The Motherfucking Flash". honestly, it wasn't as funny as i remember it being</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/20/17 5:53:00 AM #45:	_Near_ posted... it's called "The Motherfucking Flash". honestly, it wasn't as funny as i remember it being Being told about someone who is fast enough to fuck one's mother isn't funny. At all. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:890730244] in If The Fla... [t:76003101]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Near_ posted...</cite> <quote>it's called "The Motherfucking Flash". honestly, it wasn't as funny as i remember it being</quote> Being told about someone who is fast enough to fuck one's mother isn't funny. At all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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