Poll of the Day > So my friend went on a date with this guy.

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SpaceBear_
11/18/17 8:14:38 AM
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It was their fourth date actually and they were round his place for dinner.

So they have dinner and drinks and they're hanging out and later on, my friends gets a bad stomach.

She's real embarrassed, but she asks to use the guys bathroom.

He says of course, but he has to clean the bathroom first. So he goes into the bathroom and starts to clean.

Fifteen minutes later, he's still there and my friend is (literally) starting to lose her shit.

She knocks on the door and says "Please let me in, I have to go RIGHT NOW."

He's like: "Just one second."

Aaaaaaand so she shits herself.

And she starts crying. Guy comes out the bathroom to console her, and tells her to get cleaned up and have a shower and he'll get her some fresh clothes.

So she gets a shower in the now super clean bathroom and later she tells me how she was so into this guy 'cause he must have been grossed out to hell, but was acting cool about it.

Then she came out of the bathroom, saw him sat on the sofa, smeared in her faeces and touching himself.

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slacker03150
11/18/17 8:28:16 AM
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If this happened, the guy likely committed a few crimes. Report to da popo pls.
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PK_Spam
11/18/17 8:38:30 AM
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I'm sure this happened
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SpaceBear_
11/18/17 8:41:26 AM
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slacker03150 posted...
If this happened, the guy likely committed a few crimes. Report to da popo pls.


You are correct. It was reported to the police and they were like "Oh yeah, that guy."
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HelIWithoutSin
11/18/17 8:45:31 AM
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https://youtu.be/PuWHYJF8Il8?t=2m
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FrozenBananas
11/18/17 10:05:24 AM
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Would have been interesting if this actually happened
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SythisTaru
11/18/17 10:59:15 AM
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Reported
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KaptainKiro
11/18/17 11:13:50 AM
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slacker03150 posted...
If this happened, the guy likely committed a few crimes. Report to da poopoo pls.


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SpaceBear_
11/18/17 12:12:42 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Would have been interesting if this actually happened


Are you calling me a liar?
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