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Capn Circus 11/22/17 7:37:30 PM #1: |
![]() "Upon being pardoned, Drumstick and his friend Wishbone, will live out their days at Gobbler's Rest. Beautiful place. It's custom built. It's an enclosure on the campus, Virginia Tech. Tremendous school. There, they'll join Tater and Tott, the two turkeys that were pardoned last year by President Obama. As many of you know, I have been very active in overturning a number of executive actions by my predecessor. However, I have been informed by the White House counsel's office that Tater and Tot's pardons cannot, under any circumstances, be revoked. So we're not going to revoke them. So Tater and Tot, you can rest easy." Looked like a fun event. Very big turkey those 4H girls raised. Everyone was very excited to meet President Trump, Melania and Barron. --- "I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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butthole666 11/22/17 7:38:45 PM #2: |
Donald Trump is a mouthbreathing chud
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Dash_Harber 11/22/17 7:39:06 PM #3: |
Probably the first time that Trump has made me laugh. It was actually a clever jibe at his politics and the media circus surrounding them.
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Doom_Art 11/22/17 7:40:35 PM #4: |
Ha ha it's funny because he's petty
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Funkydog 11/22/17 7:41:56 PM #5: |
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JosephWilliam 11/22/17 7:43:08 PM #6: |
Thats actually pretty funny even tho I dont care for Trump.
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E32005 11/22/17 7:43:52 PM #7: |
JosephWilliam posted...
Thats actually pretty funny even tho I dont care for Trump. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 11/22/17 7:44:01 PM #8: |
I so wanted that turkey to take a swing at Trump. It would have been a birdie trifecta.
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Ivynn 11/22/17 7:48:38 PM #9: |
E32005 posted...
JosephWilliam posted...Thats actually pretty funny even tho I dont care for Trump. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 11/22/17 7:49:26 PM #10: |
Wow, Baron is getting tall. Do you think he's going to be taller than his father? The President is 6'2", right? Melania is 5'11". This kid has got a lot of headroom.
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Samurontai 11/22/17 7:50:32 PM #11: |
King Rial posted...
Wow, Baron is getting tall. Do you think he's going to be taller than his father? The President is 6'2", right? Melania is 5'11". This kid has got a lot of headroom. Hopefully he isn't as fat --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 11/22/17 7:51:50 PM #12: |
Samurontai posted...
Hopefully he isn't as fat Old people get fat sometimes. What's the big deal? --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Capn Circus 11/22/17 7:51:59 PM #13: |
King Rial posted...
Wow, Baron is getting tall. Do you think he's going to be taller than his father? The President is 6'2", right? Melania is 5'11". This kid has got a lot of headroom. Absolutely. He'll end up at least 6'3 or '4 --- "I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkjedilink 11/22/17 8:01:23 PM #14: |
King Rial posted...
Samurontai posted...Hopefully he isn't as fat Anything to attack Trump. People were actually pissed that his daughter wore a skirt above the knee and no leggings at the event. Like, she didn't say or do anything, just "how dare you not wear leggings!!!!" --- 'It's okay that those gangbangers stole all my personal belongings and cash at gunpoint, cuz they're building a rec center!' - OneTimeBen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metralo 11/22/17 8:07:29 PM #15: |
darkjedilink posted...
no, its more so because he flaunted how he was the most healthy president and consistently attacked hillary's health, despite being an obvious overweight slob. everything people shit on trump for has a reason, and its usually because he made a point to shit on other people for the same things. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Capn Circus 11/22/17 8:24:29 PM #16: |
metralo posted...
darkjedilink posted... I'm sorry to tell you, but Hillary was the one who had to get shoved into her van. Hillary was the one who was coughing for half of her campaign, spitting up slim into her drink. Hillary is the one who is seen constantly having to hold onto things to stand up, even if she isn't walking up or down stairs. Trump hasn't displayed any signs of ill health except he carries a few extra pounds. He's a very active person. --- "I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doom_Art 11/22/17 8:26:53 PM #17: |
I mean weird mood swings, obesity, and confusion don't exactly scream "good health"
Face it dudes a fat slob --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JosephWilliam 11/22/17 8:26:54 PM #18: |
Capn Circus posted...
metralo posted...darkjedilink posted... Absolutely. Im no Trump supporter, but a lot of people confuse overall health with weight. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bevan306 11/22/17 8:27:56 PM #19: |
his mental health is more concerning than his physical health
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Axiom 11/22/17 8:28:38 PM #20: |
In 3 years when he leaves office this will be regarded as the greatest moment in his presidency
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metralo 11/22/17 8:28:47 PM #21: |
????? hillary being healthy or not people shit on him for acting like he's a paragon for health and flaunting it
and he's not carrying a "few extra pounds". he's fucking fat. a shining example of 'murica and their ideals of health. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JosephWilliam 11/22/17 8:29:11 PM #22: |
bevan306 posted...
his mental health is more concerning than his physical health Cant argue with this one ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 11/22/17 8:29:14 PM #23: |
This is easily the funniest thing trump has ever said. Intentionally.
It actually makes him seem somewhat self aware and witty too. Whoever wrote it should be promoted. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nevershine 11/22/17 8:29:26 PM #24: |
Free tater and tot
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iPhone_7 11/22/17 8:30:08 PM #25: |
We didnt actually need confirmation about if he had asked about overturning Obamas turkey pardons. Trump is so petty that it could have just been assumed.
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JosephWilliam 11/22/17 8:30:14 PM #26: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
This is easily the funniest thing trump has ever said. Intentionally. Mans whoever wrote all of Obamas speeches should also be given a medal ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iPhone_7 11/22/17 8:31:32 PM #27: |
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JosephWilliam 11/22/17 8:33:02 PM #28: |
iPhone_7 posted...
But Obama! Dont get me wrong, I like Obama way more Then trump, but I hate when parties hate on each other for doing the EXACT same thing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwordMaster13X 11/22/17 8:37:46 PM #29: |
Ivynn posted...
E32005 posted...JosephWilliam posted...Thats actually pretty funny even tho I dont care for Trump. --- Check out my funny youtube channel I guess... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh4BPUqx-fUnHjHVgiB-Kbw ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkjedilink 11/22/17 9:06:17 PM #30: |
metralo posted...
darkjedilink posted... His daughter was attacked for not wearing leggings. What's the 'reason' for that? --- 'It's okay that those gangbangers stole all my personal belongings and cash at gunpoint, cuz they're building a rec center!' - OneTimeBen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UncleBourbon33 11/22/17 9:07:42 PM #31: |
Libcucks can't take a joke.
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CanuckCowboy 11/22/17 9:11:23 PM #32: |
UncleBourbon33 posted...
Libcucks can't take a joke. Imagine being this delusional as a result of political affiliation. Sad. The joke is solid. Trump being president is still... --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UncleBourbon33 11/22/17 9:12:06 PM #33: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...Libcucks can't take a joke. How am I being delusional? --- "Wanting something doesn't make it a human right." https://i.imgur.com/aqrImUY.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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