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UnfairRepresent
11/29/17 4:53:30 PM
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S/he went to see the great Nyepo The Great Hypno's hypnotism show where as part of the show among other things he mentally convinced him/her that s/he was a dog.

However the problem was that after the show was over, Nyepo was utterly unable to break the illusion and then ran for the hills when he realized what had happened.

wNs08Vg

Now your signifcant other is crawling around on the floor and trying to eat all of the food. What do you do?
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DragonPick
11/29/17 4:53:54 PM
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Break out the peanut butter
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UnfairRepresent
11/29/17 5:17:01 PM
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DragonPick posted...
Break out the peanut butter

Why bring out peanut butter?
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more_cow_bell
11/29/17 5:17:48 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Why bring out peanut butter?

to put on his penis.
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Dustin1280
11/29/17 5:18:14 PM
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DragonPick posted...
Break out the peanut butter

ahh you beat me to it....
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UnfairRepresent
11/30/17 1:48:43 PM
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more_cow_bell posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Why bring out peanut butter?

to put on his penis.

Eww
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HashtagTartarus
12/01/17 12:36:55 AM
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GOATSLAYER
12/01/17 12:41:14 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJKQXms6sD4

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omega cookie
12/01/17 12:44:14 AM
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Hit her with a brick until shes fixed.
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JimmyJumper6
12/01/17 12:44:40 AM
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Treat it well and hope it comes back too

If not after 2 weeks hunt for nyepo.. with mah doge
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Guerrilla Soldier
12/01/17 12:45:03 AM
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I wouldn't trust girls who weren't dog people
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R0ttedHorror
12/01/17 12:46:25 AM
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jumi
12/01/17 12:46:38 AM
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Have sex doggy style. :>
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R0ttedHorror
12/01/17 12:48:29 AM
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jumi posted...
Have sex doggy style. :>


Might file rape againt you for fucking her during hypnosis state. Bf or not she was a dog at that time bro. Straight bestiality

Just looking out for you bro, be smart
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JimmyJumper6
12/01/17 12:49:27 AM
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jumi posted...
Have sex doggy style. :>

sickening
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LittleRoyal
12/01/17 12:50:50 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
jumi posted...
Have sex doggy style. :>

sickening

That was the funniest sex joke ever
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DocDelicious
12/01/17 12:51:31 AM
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Buy her a crate and start house training.
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JimmyJumper6
12/01/17 12:53:28 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
jumi posted...
Have sex doggy style. :>

sickening

That was the funniest sex joke ever

Yeah it was uh sickeningly hilarious

So how do you feel about doggie style
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apolloooo
12/01/17 12:59:10 AM
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jumi posted...
Have sex doggy style. :>

Lol
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HashtagTartarus
12/01/17 1:23:19 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
I wouldn't trust girls who weren't dog people

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UnfairRepresent
12/01/17 3:01:13 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Treat it well and hope it comes back too

If not after 2 weeks hunt for nyepo.. with mah doge

Nyepo has already failed to break the trance, not sure what he could do if you caught him
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UnfairRepresent
12/02/17 6:11:08 PM
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Bump
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/02/17 6:13:02 PM
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more_cow_bell posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Why bring out peanut butter?

to put on his penis.

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UnfairRepresent
12/03/17 7:33:23 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
more_cow_bell posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Why bring out peanut butter?

to put on his penis.

ewwwwww
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/03/17 7:44:41 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
more_cow_bell posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Why bring out peanut butter?

to put on his penis.

ewwwwww


What? No, that wasn't a poorly disguised unnecessary bump post that you just did... I'm totally not saying it was on account of you already posted that in a response to that same quoted post. Nah man that's putting words in my mouth lol. Not unnecessary bump obviously.
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mehmeh1
12/03/17 8:10:32 PM
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Sada_Pop
12/03/17 8:12:20 PM
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Breakdance
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UnfairRepresent
12/05/17 3:44:34 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
Breakdance

why?
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gguirao
12/05/17 4:57:52 PM
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Get medical help.
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The_Doge
12/05/17 5:02:08 PM
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Then wow
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