Current Events > Loot crates are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

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au_gold
12/06/17 9:07:49 PM
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Some men just want to watch the loot crates burn.
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Electrokinesis
12/06/17 9:09:54 PM
#2:


My dad likes loot crates. I like loot crates. And if my mom knew what a loot crate was, Im sure shed like it too.
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DK9292
12/06/17 9:12:33 PM
#3:


Momma said life is like a box of shit.

You're always gonna get shit.
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au_gold
12/07/17 12:27:49 AM
#4:


Im gonna make him a loot crate he cant refuse.
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SapphireOfChaos
12/07/17 12:30:02 AM
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"I'm gonna pistolwhip the next guy who says 'loot crates.'"
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au_gold
12/07/17 12:51:38 AM
#6:


Does he look like a loot crate?
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TheDarkCircle
12/07/17 12:56:08 AM
#7:


Make Loot Crates Great Again!
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action52
12/07/17 12:57:02 AM
#8:


You're gonna need a bigger loot crate.
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au_gold
12/07/17 2:29:46 AM
#9:


These are not the loot crates you're looking for.
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marthsheretoo
12/07/17 2:48:46 AM
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The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different loot crates.
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action52
12/07/17 4:09:50 AM
#11:


Loot crates. Why'd it have to be loot crates?
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/07/17 4:54:17 AM
#12:


You want the loot crates? You can't handle the loot crates!!
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Choco
12/07/17 8:41:52 AM
#13:


I have had it with these motherfucking crates in this motherfucking game!
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Vyrulisse
12/07/17 8:45:53 AM
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You wanna buy me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy purchase. Yeah, you're right, I cost too much. I also give too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My publisher likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real loot crate. What you see is what you get.
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Were_Wyrm
12/07/17 8:47:25 AM
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SHOW ME THE LOOT CRATES!!!

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HypnoCoosh
12/07/17 8:52:13 AM
#16:


What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their loot crates.
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Spidey5
12/07/17 8:53:54 AM
#17:


What's loot crate up to?
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snesmaster40
12/07/17 9:07:35 AM
#18:


You want the loot crates? You can't handle the loot crates!
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The Admiral
12/07/17 9:15:39 AM
#19:


They may take our lives, but they'll never take our loot crates!
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Yaridovich
12/07/17 9:17:21 AM
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SapphireOfChaos posted...
"I'm gonna pistolwhip the next guy who says 'loot crates.'"


Hey Farva, what's that thing you like? Buying something and not knowing what crazy shit you're gonna get?
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Vyrulisse
12/07/17 9:19:14 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
SapphireOfChaos posted...
"I'm gonna pistolwhip the next guy who says 'loot crates.'"


Hey Farva, what's that thing you like? Buying something and not knowing what crazy shit you're gonna get?

Loot Crates? You're talkin' about Loot Crates right?!
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Anarchy_Juiblex
12/07/17 9:23:40 AM
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to buy some loot crates.
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DevsBro
12/07/17 9:26:06 AM
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I'll buy that for a dollar!
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Electrokinesis
12/07/17 9:27:05 AM
#24:


There are some things money cant buy. For everything else, theres loot crates.
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TheDarkCircle
12/07/17 10:58:39 AM
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@Vyrulisse posted...
You wanna buy me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy purchase. Yeah, you're right, I cost too much. I also give too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My publisher likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real loot crate. What you see is what you get.


We got a winner right here.

I just had a vision of John Candy VOing a loot crate. brilliant
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au_gold
12/07/17 7:21:54 PM
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Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a loot crate, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
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action52
12/08/17 12:31:46 AM
#27:


I'm Gotham's loot crate. Here to take the borrowed time you've all been playing on.
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NocturnalLight
12/08/17 1:00:26 AM
#28:


Some things in life you just loot crate.
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au_gold
12/09/17 8:09:29 AM
#29:


Leave the gun. Take the loot crate.
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Frolex
12/09/17 8:12:44 AM
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In this country, you gotta buy the microtransactions first. Then when you get the microtransactions, you get the loot boxes. Then when you get the loot boxes, then you can play Darth Vader
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au_gold
12/10/17 12:16:41 AM
#31:


Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good loot crate at your side, kid.
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au_gold
12/11/17 2:34:50 PM
#32:


The loot crates... the loot crates...
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nevershine
12/11/17 2:36:44 PM
#33:


Loot crates never say die!
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/11/17 2:40:15 PM
#34:


Loot crate. You know they say that 60% of the time, it works every time. Made with little bits of real crate, so you know it's good
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SmidgeIsntBack
12/11/17 2:45:39 PM
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It makes $400,000 to sell loot crates...for 12 seconds.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/11/17 3:13:30 PM
#36:


Loot crate?! What is loot crate? A miserable pile of secrets
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SapphireOfChaos
12/12/17 11:07:17 AM
#37:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Loot crate?! What is loot crate? A miserable pile of secrets

Mankind ill needs a loot crate such as you!
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Shotgunnova
12/12/17 11:35:35 AM
#38:


Lootcrates are the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.
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MysticMismagius
12/12/17 11:38:06 AM
#39:


Nice of the princess to buy us Battlefront 2, eh, Luigi?
I hope she brought lots-a loot crates!
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