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Grand Kirby
12/13/17 7:40:38 PM
#1:


A bot analyzed all the words in the Harry Potter series and wrote a chapter using predictive text. It's amazing.

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html
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MZero11
12/13/17 7:42:54 PM
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"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself"

LMAO
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PrinceKaro
12/13/17 7:46:12 PM
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"Not so handsome now" thought Harry as he dipped Hermoine in hot sauce


O_O
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Underleveled
12/13/17 7:47:09 PM
#4:


MZero11 posted...
"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself"

LMAO

Yeah I stopped reading there because there's no way in hell this is getting topped.
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5tarscream
12/13/17 7:47:54 PM
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This is so much better than I expected
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Zyxyz0
12/13/17 7:49:16 PM
#6:


Not actually a bot, it's humans writing with a bot-provided keyboard of words. Still hilarious though
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12/13/17 7:51:00 PM
#7:


We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.


Oddly fourth wall-breaking.
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Tomba42
12/13/17 8:00:38 PM
#8:


Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.


Its topped. A lot of times. Plus the next sentence here is great too, stopping here is just kind of... insane zen though.

Although in a way if you think about it the story is kind of cool in that its only about 70, 75% insanity instead of 100% gibberish.
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RyoCaliente
12/13/17 8:08:14 PM
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"You are Hagrid now".
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Xeybozn
12/13/17 8:12:15 PM
#10:


To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.

This story sure hates Ron.
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pxlated
12/13/17 8:24:42 PM
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I want a full book of this
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Johnbobb
12/13/17 8:27:28 PM
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"The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"
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Sceptilesolar
12/13/17 8:30:29 PM
#13:


Tomba42 posted...
Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.


Its topped. A lot of times. Plus the next sentence here is great too, stopping here is just kind of... insane zen though.

Although in a way if you think about it the story is kind of cool in that its only about 70, 75% insanity instead of 100% gibberish.


I loved the next part.

"He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done."

I have days like that too.
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mnkboy907
12/13/17 8:30:52 PM
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I don't know why I laughed so much at this. It's so dumb but still so funny.
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5tarscream
12/13/17 10:16:17 PM
#15:


RyoCaliente posted...
"You are Hagrid now".


This is the best line I think.
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HeroDelTiempo17
12/13/17 10:40:28 PM
#16:


Tomba42 posted...
Although in a way if you think about it the story is kind of cool in that its only about 70, 75% insanity instead of 100% gibberish.


Like someone else pointed out, it's because the algorithm generates a keyboard of words and the user writes with it. That's why it's coherent, but weird. They made them publicly available too, it's pretty neat.

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940707220324356096
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XIII_rocks
12/13/17 10:47:17 PM
#17:


I lost it at BEEF WOMEN
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SgtSphynx
12/13/17 11:06:25 PM
#18:


Tomba42 posted...
Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.


I lost it there
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Underleveled
12/13/17 11:10:58 PM
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CoffeeNinjaB8
12/13/17 11:11:55 PM
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Im Harry Potter, The Dark Arts better be worried. Oh Boy!
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