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UnfairRepresent
12/15/17 6:51:30 PM
#1:


The male character is now out to kill you and the female one is trying to protect you from him.

Damage report.
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NOM
12/15/17 6:54:54 PM
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Kratos

Bayonetta.

Everything is destroyed but I think I'll be okay.
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/15/17 6:55:18 PM
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Big Daddy and Morrigan lol

I have no idea why but I was interested in Bioshock's story so I was reading up on that. Also Morrigan is waifu. Also also Morrigan fucking wipes the floor with that old timey scuba man :3
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Vicious_Dios
12/15/17 6:56:19 PM
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Revolver Ocelot and Gwynevere.

He'd have to get through Biggie N Smallz to even gain access to the princess.
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UrCa1988
12/15/17 6:56:33 PM
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Nathan Drake vs Lara Croft.

They bang forever and Nathan leaves me alone.
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UnfairRepresent
12/15/17 6:58:29 PM
#6:


UrCa1988 posted...
Lara Croft.

Which incarnation?

TR1 - Underworld Lara wrecks Drake but modern Lara would get crushed
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Zikten
12/15/17 7:00:51 PM
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I thought of Nathan Drake from Uncharted, and Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.

I don't know who would win. they are kinda equal
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Soviet_Poland
12/15/17 7:00:58 PM
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Geralt and KOS-MOS (no idea why she came to mind).

I think I'm fine.
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UrCa1988
12/15/17 7:02:01 PM
#9:


UnfairRepresent posted...
UrCa1988 posted...
Lara Croft.

Which incarnation?

TR1 - Underworld Lara wrecks Drake but modern Lara would get crushed

Modern. Either way Nathan is too busy bumping uglies to bother with me.
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12/15/17 7:02:55 PM
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Paper_Okami
12/15/17 7:03:34 PM
#11:


Tifa and Snake.

Tifa fought so really tough things with just her fists, i think she might be okay.
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fire_bolt
12/15/17 7:03:35 PM
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Cloud vs Tifa... I'm probably fine?
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Xatrion
12/15/17 7:05:02 PM
#13:


Sam Fisher and Joanna Dark.

Sounds kinda interesting.
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Verdekal
12/15/17 7:05:16 PM
#14:


Commander Shepard (male)

Heather Mason.

Well....
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HighOnSolar
12/15/17 7:07:56 PM
#15:


Hanzo vs Samus lol
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UnfairRepresent
12/15/17 7:08:30 PM
#16:


Verdekal posted...
Commander Shepard (male)

Heather Mason.

Well....

R.I.P Verdekal.

Hope it was a Paragon Shep that put you down gently.
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Sajo
12/15/17 7:11:35 PM
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Riou and Nanami.

I... don't think he'd actually try to kill me.
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12/15/17 7:12:40 PM
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jumi
12/15/17 7:14:36 PM
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Cloud Strife and Lara Croft.

Fucked.
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YugiNoob
12/15/17 7:17:18 PM
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I just saw that Dissidia trailer where Noctis meets Lightning, so them. I have no clue how strong Noctis is, but isn't Lightning like a god or something?
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JlM
12/15/17 7:18:13 PM
#21:


Jason (FC3) vs. Croft

Croft probably cucks Jason and makes him slurp my seed.
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UnfairRepresent
12/16/17 4:31:43 AM
#22:


Sajo posted...
Riou and Nanami.

I... don't think he'd actually try to kill me.

Who
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DragonImps
12/16/17 4:51:36 AM
#23:


Amaterasu and Red XIII

Pretty sure Amy could handle it, but I'd probably let Red kill me.
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Nazanir
12/16/17 4:56:04 AM
#24:


Solid Snake VS Bayonetta.

I am going to be just fine.
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Mormaurd
12/16/17 5:23:31 AM
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Alex Mercer and Aloy.

I'm screwed and so is my city.
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_Schwarzlicht_
12/16/17 5:23:40 AM
#26:


Jacket from Hotline Miami

Glory from Fallout 4

I dunno, they both have standard human abilities and guns. Glory might be at a disadvantage due to using a slow minigun, and Jacket has a huge variety of weapons he could use.
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NihilistTurian
12/16/17 5:27:19 AM
#27:


Chrono

Tifa

Ive seen Tifa suplex and blow up machines of war effortlessly with her bare hands, I'll be fine.
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Sylph
12/16/17 5:27:53 AM
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Banjo vs Kazooie apparently. Things are going to get real weird.
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TheSexMachine
12/16/17 6:22:09 AM
#29:


NOM posted...
Kratos

Bayonetta.

Everything is destroyed but I think I'll be okay.

Lol, I doubt it. Kratos killed off an entire pantheon of gods and titans and has crawled out of Hades in pretty much every single game. I doubt some silly hair witch will save you.
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stone
12/16/17 6:24:21 AM
#30:


Mario vs Peach.
I should be fine, she'll just bake a cake for him or something.
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StarReaper13
12/16/17 6:36:22 AM
#31:


Chrom vs Robin.

Robin was able to accidentally kill him. I don't think she'd have a problem with doing it on purpose.EZPZ
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SpiralDrift
12/16/17 6:37:56 AM
#32:


Lara whispers softly in Luigi's ear, "Sleep now," as she slits his throat with a sharpened T-rex claw. Red life force spurts across her face. She lets him go and he falls like a puppet whose strings were just cut. The contrast of red on green, like a Christmas tree decorated in blood. She looks back at me with a devilish half smirk then shrugs like it's the punchline to the joke. We both throw our heads back and roar with holiday glee.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/16/17 6:38:56 AM
#33:


Chris Redfield is trying to kill me and Jill Valentine is trying to protect me. I like those odds, given his aversion to killing her.
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Mistere Man
12/16/17 7:46:57 AM
#34:


Final fantasy 4

Cecil and Rosa

Well she can revive me, but hopefully she can talk them out of it by denying sex or something.
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Blitz4532
12/16/17 7:49:47 AM
#35:


Solid snake

Original Lara Croft.

I honestly don't know.
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HaVeNII7
12/16/17 7:52:28 AM
#36:


Joel and Ellie from TLoU.

...did I just figure out the plot for part two? Either way, I'm certain Ellie could convince him to stop. He wouldn't go through her for anything.
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EverDownward
12/16/17 7:58:24 AM
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It would be pretty close, I think. Revan is known as one of the strongest Jedi in the history of Star Wars, but The Exile was like his greatest general and knows some things even he doesn't. It also doesn't hurt that she's literally a wound in the Force, and would probably siphon his existence in order to prevent him from killing me.
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Kanaya413
12/16/17 8:09:02 AM
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Theyre like best friends so she can probably convince him to chill
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Shotgunnova
12/16/17 8:43:58 AM
#39:


Gordon Freeman
Poshul

Time to thpontaneouthry combutht, son.
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UnfairRepresent
12/16/17 9:49:49 AM
#40:


Mistere Man posted...
Final fantasy 4

Cecil and Rosa

Well she can revive me, but hopefully she can talk them out of it by denying sex or something.

This is a common misconception from the lazy akin to Frankenstein being the monster.

No one in FF can revive death, they revive K.O
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Mistere Man
12/16/17 10:31:40 AM
#41:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Final fantasy 4

Cecil and Rosa

Well she can revive me, but hopefully she can talk them out of it by denying sex or something.

This is a common misconception from the lazy akin to Frankenstein being the monster.

No one in FF can revive death, they revive K.O

First off where did I say they could revive me from full death? In their game world getting to 0 Health is K.O as you put it, but even enemies that disappear after reaching 0 Health can be brought back by life spells. There are even spells that refill your life right when you reach 0 Health.

Also long as she is with me I am basically in K.O status as if your whole party gets to 0 Health it is game over, and I doubt Cecil will outright K.O Rosa.

You can have giant meteors from space land on you, or a dragon god nuke you and only go into K.O and still get revived if you have a team member alive.

Oh and in earlier games it was just death not K.O

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Knocked_Out

So unless I am killed via story reasons I could/should be fine if Rosa can talk him out of it which shouldnt be too hard unless he is being controlled.

And yes I also know the difference between Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's monster/creation.
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Nomadic View
12/16/17 10:35:19 AM
#42:


Heavy Weapons Guy (TF2)

Zarya (Overwatch)

I have a chance.
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Sajo
12/16/17 10:36:06 AM
#43:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Sajo posted...
Riou and Nanami.

I... don't think he'd actually try to kill me.

Who

Suikoden 2
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darksamus1992
12/16/17 10:39:32 AM
#44:


Commander Shepard vs Samus.

I'll be fine.
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Skye Reynolds
12/16/17 10:46:35 AM
#45:


UnfairRepresent posted...
The male character is now out to kill you and the female one is trying to protect you from him.

Damage report.


Samus Aran kills Tommy Vercetti with minimal effort.
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UnfairRepresent
12/16/17 12:19:29 PM
#46:


Mistere Man posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Final fantasy 4

Cecil and Rosa

Well she can revive me, but hopefully she can talk them out of it by denying sex or something.

This is a common misconception from the lazy akin to Frankenstein being the monster.

No one in FF can revive death, they revive K.O

First off where did I say they could revive me from full death? In their game world getting to 0 Health is K.O as you put it, but even enemies that disappear after reaching 0 Health can be brought back by life spells. There are even spells that refill your life right when you reach 0 Health.

Also long as she is with me I am basically in K.O status as if your whole party gets to 0 Health it is game over, and I doubt Cecil will outright K.O Rosa.

You can have giant meteors from space land on you, or a dragon god nuke you and only go into K.O and still get revived if you have a team member alive.

Oh and in earlier games it was just death not K.O

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Knocked_Out

So unless I am killed via story reasons I could/should be fine if Rosa can talk him out of it which shouldnt be too hard unless he is being controlled.

And yes I also know the difference between Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's monster/creation.

"Life" spells also recover from K.O. Not death
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Mistere Man
12/16/17 9:36:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Final fantasy 4

Cecil and Rosa

Well she can revive me, but hopefully she can talk them out of it by denying sex or something.

This is a common misconception from the lazy akin to Frankenstein being the monster.

No one in FF can revive death, they revive K.O

First off where did I say they could revive me from full death? In their game world getting to 0 Health is K.O as you put it, but even enemies that disappear after reaching 0 Health can be brought back by life spells. There are even spells that refill your life right when you reach 0 Health.

Also long as she is with me I am basically in K.O status as if your whole party gets to 0 Health it is game over, and I doubt Cecil will outright K.O Rosa.

You can have giant meteors from space land on you, or a dragon god nuke you and only go into K.O and still get revived if you have a team member alive.

Oh and in earlier games it was just death not K.O

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Knocked_Out

So unless I am killed via story reasons I could/should be fine if Rosa can talk him out of it which shouldnt be too hard unless he is being controlled.

And yes I also know the difference between Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's monster/creation.

"Life" spells also recover from K.O. Not death

Is that not what I said? Thinking back 4 may not have had the life 3 spell that saves you before K.O.
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UnfairRepresent
12/17/17 11:01:50 AM
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Nothing in FF recovers from death, only K.O.
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Havik
12/17/17 11:22:27 AM
#49:


Yoshimitsu and Ayane.

I actually don't know how that would go down, both of them being skilled shinobi. Probably would be cool to see.
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Mistere Man
12/17/17 12:38:43 PM
#50:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Nothing in FF recovers from death, only K.O.

After more thought I am fairly sure you are wrong on this.

In the very first game for the nes when a character reached 0 hp they had to be taken to a church where the priest would say come back to life.

6:00 of this video

Who will be revived?

Warrior return to life.

Here is a list of ailments from ff1

http://shrines.rpgclassics.com/nes/ff1/ailments.shtml

Dead- You are dead. Cant do anything unless revived at a clinic or by a life spell.
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