Current Events > "The woman of your dreams, but..." Day 16

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If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in disastrous breakups

- She is not interested in getting back together with her ex. She will not cheat on you with him. And he is not a threat to you. Both have moved on despite remaining friends. Just know that she has been romantically involved with a giant fire-breathing lizard who can talk.

- Like many princesses in fiction, her family is inexplicably okay with her leaving their world indefinitely to be with the person she loves. And she of course has no royal responsibilities of her own. So, returning to her world at any time is entirely optional.

- She tends to dress like a princess, so that could mean a skimpy princess bikini, warrior princess battle armor, or Disney Princess dresses depending on which one is closest to being your ideal type.

- If you must know, her ex's is about 2" longer than yours. It's okay though. Size isn't everything. No, really. She likes it with you more.
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Previously,

Day 1
She's a vampire. - Results (85 votes)

Yes
52.94% | 45
No
16.47% | 14
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.12% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
3.53% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.94% | 11

Day 2
She's significantly taller than you. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
41.46% | 17
No
17.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.63% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
7.32% | 3
That's my fetish!
19.51% | 8

Day 3
She's ultra-submissive. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
38.24% | 13
No
20.59% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
29.41% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.76% | 4

Day 4
She's a werewolf. - Results (14 votes)

Yes
14.29% | 2
No
42.86% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
35.71% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish! (????)
7.14% | 1

Day 5
She's polyamorous. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
23.53% | 8
No
52.94% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
11.76% | 4
I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
8.82% | 3
I'm already in a polygamous relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
2.94% | 1

Day 6
She's Deaf and you must learn sign language. - Results (18 votes)

Yes
55.56% | 10
No
11.11% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
33.33% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
0% | 0

Day 7
She's blue. - Results (20 votes)

Yes
40% | 8
No
10% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
30% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
20% | 4

Day 8
She physically stopped aging at 16. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
56.9% | 33
No
12.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 12
I'm in a relationship.
3.45% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.9% | 4

Day 9
She's really a cat. - Results (59 votes)

Yes
32.2% | 19
No
42.37% | 25
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
3.39% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.78% | 4

Day 10
She's into pegging. - Results (36 votes)

Yes
19.44% | 7
No
44.44% | 16
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.11% | 4

Day 11
She's a set of identical twins who insist on sharing you. - Results (46 votes)

Yes
50% | 23
No
4.35% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10.87% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8.7% | 4
That's my fetish!
26.09% | 12

Day 12
She has three breasts. - Results (27 votes)

Yes
29.63% | 8
No
33.33% | 9
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.81% | 4
I'm already in a relationship.
3.7% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.52% | 5

Day 13
Male cross-dressing is her fetish. - Results (35 votes)

Yes
11.43% | 4
No
51.43% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
28.57% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
8.57% | 3

Day 14
She fights like Bruce Lee. - Results (33 votes)

Yes
75.76% | 25
No
6.06% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
9.09% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
9.09% | 3

Day 15
She's headless. - Results (24 votes)
Yes
12.5% | 3
No
54.17% | 13
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.17% | 1
That's my fetish!
8.33% | 2
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Uh...sure? I think I'd do this just for the novelty of living in a world where there's a dragon wandering around living out mundane relationships instead of slaughtering millions.
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Can we have a threesome with the dragon
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I wish I could be romantically involved with a giant fire-breathing lizard who can talk. :(
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Does she have any brothers or older sisters? If we go back to her world, is there a chance we become king and queen?
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GoldKnightSkye posted...

her ex's is about 2" longer than yours.

2 inches? 2 feet? Explain man!
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Kanaya413 posted...

Can we have a threesome with the dragon

Absolutely
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WilliamPorygon posted...

I wish I could be romantically involved with a giant fire-breathing lizard who can talk. :(

Last option on the poll.

DesuDeku posted...

2 inches? 2 feet? Explain man!

Inches.
The abbreviation for 2 feet is 2'. Much different from 2".

jumi posted...

Does she have any brothers or older sisters? If we go back to her world, is there a chance we become king and queen?

Yes to the first question, no to the second. She's presently 6th in line. Should any of her older siblings have children, they too would succeed her in getting the throne.

Panthera posted...

Uh...sure? I think I'd do this just for the novelty of living in a world where there's a dragon wandering around living out mundane relationships instead of slaughtering millions.

Who said anything about the dragon slaughtering people?

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GoldKnightSkye posted...

WilliamPorygon posted...

I wish I could be romantically involved with a giant fire-breathing lizard who can talk. :(

Last option on the poll.

Yeah I know... at least someone else agrees with me ;)
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Cool.
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GoldKnightSkye posted...

Kanaya413 posted...

Can we have a threesome with the dragon

Absolutely

Nice
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bump
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Was gonna post "rather be with the dragon" and its actually a poll option. NICE!
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Vaati_Reborn posted...

Was gonna post "rather be with the dragon" and its actually a poll option. NICE!

It was a last minute addition. I knew there'd be comments like these if I didn't have it as an option.
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