Board 8 > B8UCA Presents Wednesday Night Ruin ft. A Title match and Champion vs. Champion!

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

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1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. Abstain is binding! If you want to vote later, dont list anything or say youre waiting.
Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75962891
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT
Undisputed Title Match XIII_Rocks vs Undisputed Champion Tom Bombadil
XIII accused Sultan and I of cheating him out of the Melee Mayhem title. Nevertheless, I decided to appease and give him this title match him but not without my own caveat. I feared that XIII would make himself admin, put himself in an Undisputed Title match, and use rallying to win. Therefore, tonights match will be a UCA LUMBERJACK MATCH. Meaning, that only the active members of the UCA Roster can vote in this match.

The Devestators Decision!
Saul Leyman announced that his client will make a decision tonight on joining the Ultimatum Title match that is currently featuring Stifled and the winner if Tom/XIII

UNDERCARD!
The evil mens lackeys! (or so they say!) TheSultanOfSlam vs Whiskey_Nick
A lot of name calling happened just now in the discussion topic. Lets see who wins between their lackeys.

ZSigs Table Shot! (Thats right DP vs ZSig AGAIN) DPObliVion vs Zerosignal620
ZSig won Chris the Taybles title before Chris retired. Now can he have the Taybles title in his own right?!

Those LWs AGAIN! GTM vs greengravy
These guys faced off at the PPV yesterday! Who can win outside of the riffraff?!

Champions vs (ex)-Champions Tag Team Champions The Kingdom (Strife2/Apollo_Phoenix) vs LW Champion StifledSilence/davidponte
It wouldnt be a post-PPV show without a champions vs champions match!

eaeds anger management! eaedwards6400 vs Boko
eaed didnt react well to XIIIs accusations. Lets give him a second to work this out.

Lets see how this goes VOTE FORM
XIII vs Tom
Sultan vs Nick
DP vs ZSig
GTM vs greengravy
Strife/Apollo vs Stifled/David
Eaed vs Boko
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Tom
DP
greengravy
Strife/Apollo
Eaed
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I'm stuck at my mother in laws and only have my phone. If someone could do the tagging I would appreciate it
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Listen, guys. I like to chill. I really like to chill. I like to chill so much, that I think we should all do it. But never forget that I am probably the best at chillin' here. I mean, I don't know, I'm not gonna steal anyone's thunder, you know what I'm sayin'? If you think you're the best then right on, dude.

If I may, I would like to chillenge David for his championship. Just, you know, whenever he has the time. I don't want to rain on his parade of fun if he's too busy to do the match. And maybe he has the time, but he's just tryin' to chill on his off time. I get that! Like, let's just chiillllllll..... and fight for that title.

Sultan
DP
GTM
Stifled/David
Eaed
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XIII
Nick
DP
GTM
Stifled/David
Eaed
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*oversells*
Sultan
ZSig
GTM
Strife/Apollo
Boko
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@XIII_rocks
@Tom_Bombadil
@TheSultanOfSlam
@Whiskey_Nick
@ZeroSignal620
@GTM
@greengravy294
@Strife2
@Apollo_Phoenix
@StifledSilence
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@davidponte
@MajinZidane
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Emerald as always you are the man sir
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Let's do it.

XIII
Nick
DP
GTM
Stifled/David
I would like to vote for Boko
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XIII
Sultan
ZSig
greengravy
Stifled/David
Eaed
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Tom
Sultan
DP
greengravy
Strife/Apollo
Eaed
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7?! Votes?!
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I'm not a lackey you fuck

XIII
NicK
DP
GTM
Stifled David
Boko
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RPGlord95 posted...

I'm not a lackey you fuck

I second that motion I am not either! Hey Nick lets beat up eaed instead of having this match? @RPGlord95
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But seriously where is everyone
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if possible, I would like to vote for everybody.
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Tom
Sultan
ZSig
Gravy
Stifled/David
Eaed
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I agree. Let's get him!

*bashes eaed with chairs and ladders and a snake frozen to a harpsichord*
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The delete was my scores from my TEW game. My bad.
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Sultan
ZSig
greengravy
Stifled/David
Eaed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

Have I ever been wrong? Go ahead, UCA, think hard on it, I'll wait.

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That's what I thought. Just like with every other time I've come out here and spoke my gospel about my client, The Devastator, I told each and every one of you exactly how my client would pick apart XIII on his way to another successful title defense. And he did, as he does.

At this point, if you don't believe that The Devastator is the most dominant force in the UCA today, then I don't know what to tell you.

Now! As with the conclusion of my client's last feud, it's out with the old and in with the new.

We had a monumental decision to make over the last 24 hours, and to be honest with each and every one of you, it was one that we flipped on multiple times.

And since I'm already out here, I might as well take you through the conclusions we came to! I mean, you're not here for anything else, are you?

Anyway, my client's first inclination was to keep his title. There is no doubt in my mind, in my client's mind, and in the mind of everyone here, that he could go into that match at Ultimatum and come out as Undisputed Champion. I'd bet anything on it. But that's exactly the point. My client doesn't need to make a mockery of the Melee Mayhem title to prove a point that everyone already knows, especially on the heels of another dominant victory.

But then we thought about it, and we changed our minds. It wasn't even about there being something like ten weeks left in the UCA, it was the fact that continuing to devastate those who desire the Melee Mayhem title has grown stale. There is almost no one here that poses a threat to my client, and surely the only way to get the competition he craves and deserves would be as the Undisputed Champion.

That was before Solio threw his hat into the ring. You see, my client already embarrassed Solio, and that was before he was at the peak performance he's at now. As much as a convincing Undisputed Championship win at Ultimatum would be satisfying, there is no doubt in my mind that my client will hold the top gold before all is said and done.

Until then, we're going to take the opportunity to continue to make a mockery of Solio.

The Devastator will not give up his Melee Mayhem Championship.

See you soon.

*attacks eaed with a dead fish*
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Hey man.

Not cool.

just chill bro.
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A little under 3 hours left
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Tom
Sultan
ZSig
greengravy
Stifled/David
Boko
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Nick Lackeys a sense of humor
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Tom
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Vote for XIII

Let's make it interesting.
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Sultan vs Nick (Not voting we are beating up eaed *hits eaed with a horse head on a stick toy*
ZSig
greengravy
Strife/Apollo
Boko
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Damn
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God damn
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OK time to tag every user currently in uca that can still vote

@FigureOfSpeech (Machete's new account)
@WiggumFan267
@Maniac64
@GTM
@Shaduln
@LusterSoldier
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Um...
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He didn't tell them to vote for anyone.
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5 minutes. Do or die.
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Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Well this fucking sucks. I led for most of the day too. I'd rather have just been thrashed
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I must say that was a great showing guys
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I would have liked to see you lose just for endlessly bumping the topic.

You and Eaed I swear.
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Strife2 posted...

I would have liked to see you lose just for endlessly bumping the topic.

You and Eaed I swear.

Ah yeah you're right that was beyond the pale.

On a totally unrelated note, next week I have the book so it'll be me vs. Tom for the Undisputed Title in a hardcore match!
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We're allowed to bump the topic strife
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7-8 times in 45 minutes?
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Like 4-5 times in around 30, and at that point you aren't even bumping
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I mean, I've done worst back in the glory days lol
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I wouldn't mind so much if it was match psychology or move descriptions. I know Stifled did stuff like that in that Lethal Ironman match. It just feels like pandering otherwise. People will vote if and when they want to.
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Also let's not sling mud here Strife because really you're in no position to do so
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Okay let's just relax.

weird coming from me

Could someone do results please?
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Master of Taybles giveth, Master of Taybles taketh away.

: (
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Yes, because telling people how NOT to do stupid shit is something I wouldn't be good at.

Um...hello?

EDIT: I'll stop. Just please stop doing it (because it DOES annoy me). People will vote when they want, not because you bump the topic looking for votes.

*Back to packing for trip home*
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