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UnfairRepresent
12/22/17 1:41:11 PM
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Your daughter has now caught said character in a trap that her German friend lent her in your lawn .

She runs up to you excitedly going "Can we keep it daddy? Can we? Can we? Pleaaaaaaaaase?"

ZNd21oS

How do you react?

What do you do?
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PikachuMaxwell
12/22/17 1:42:15 PM
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"No."

Let Pikachu go free!
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ManSpread
12/22/17 1:46:06 PM
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DoGCyN
12/22/17 1:47:30 PM
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QTLMx

No you can't keep it.
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Kaname_Madoka
12/22/17 1:48:34 PM
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Sonic the Hedgehog

No, but I'd invite him for a chili dog
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/22/17 1:49:13 PM
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Crash Bandicoot
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/22/17 1:49:33 PM
#7:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
Sonic the Hedgehog

No, but I'd invite him for a chili dog


The food or the sex act?
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UnfairRepresent
12/22/17 1:49:35 PM
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ManSpread posted...
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keeping her

That's clearly a human
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ManSpread
12/22/17 1:51:24 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ManSpread posted...
exIkqCb

keeping her

That's clearly a human

nope, shes a succubus
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UnfairRepresent
12/22/17 1:52:08 PM
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ManSpread posted...

nope, shes a succubus

She looks like an instragram cosplayer.
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Kaname_Madoka
12/22/17 2:06:41 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Sonic the Hedgehog

No, but I'd invite him for a chili dog


The food or the sex act?

I didnt even know there is a sex act called a chili dog. So no.
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UnfairRepresent
12/22/17 2:07:27 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Mordin Solus from ME

Meh

$4 says Mordin could escape the trap going "Not Difficult" before you even saw him
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Cobra1010
12/22/17 3:01:01 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Crash Bandicoot

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HashtagTartarus
12/22/17 3:09:17 PM
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Wolf Link

I've always wanted a sentient dog!
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bobtuse
12/22/17 3:11:02 PM
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I don't think we need Fox McCloud around the house.
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darkphoenix181
12/22/17 3:11:57 PM
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she caught Teemo

but he is gone!

wait

BOOM

AHHHHH
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Shotgunnova
12/22/17 3:12:52 PM
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Poshul

Dogs are fine, pumpkin.
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Calwings
12/22/17 3:13:35 PM
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Articuno

If this happens in the summer, I might keep it for cheap house cooling, but otherwise no.
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HashtagTartarus
12/22/17 3:13:43 PM
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bobtuse posted...
I don't think we need Fox McCloud around the house.


Oh shit, that's who I should have thought of instead.

Can you imagine? You get home from work, and Fox is there, and he's yours.
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Spidey5
12/22/17 3:28:07 PM
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Having the goddess amaterasu would be kickass.
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TheGrindery
12/22/17 3:32:45 PM
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Nall? Shit yeah!
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/17 1:40:58 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
Nall? Shit yeah!

Who?
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BigTee66
12/23/17 1:48:12 PM
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Yoshi

"Me first!"
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Awesker002
12/23/17 1:51:44 PM
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Tali Zorah Vas Normandy, yeah I am going to keep her.
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Wedge Antilles
12/23/17 1:53:35 PM
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"No sweetie, I think you should apologize to Rengar profusely and let him go before he kills one or both of us"
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Kelystic
12/23/17 1:53:55 PM
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ultimate reaver
12/23/17 1:54:12 PM
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No sweetie, the Capra Demon is too big for the house
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/17 1:56:21 PM
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Awesker002 posted...
Tali Zorah Vas Normandy, yeah I am going to keep her.

Wouldn't she die near instantly?
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Calwings
12/23/17 2:05:56 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
Nall? Shit yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyhgvcT-y8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9krnrEF0nI

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Awesker002
12/23/17 2:10:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Awesker002 posted...
Tali Zorah Vas Normandy, yeah I am going to keep her.

Wouldn't she die near instantly?

Not if she's in her suit.
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Reis
12/23/17 2:11:14 PM
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Nq2SO82

Nah I'd throw this thot out
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TheGrindery
12/24/17 10:12:11 AM
#34:


Nall is from Lunar. DBZ is terrible.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/17 5:14:22 AM
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TheGrindery posted...
Nall is from Lunar. DBZ is terrible.

TheGrindery posted...
Nall is from Lunar. DBZ is terrible.

What's lunar?
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CelestialVoices
12/26/17 5:27:30 AM
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i cannot afford to feed a yoshi
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TheCyborgNinja
12/26/17 5:28:08 AM
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Samara from ME... if she was caught by anyone I'd probably be in no position to argue with whoever manages it.
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Ricemills
12/26/17 7:42:02 AM
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why the heck the one in my mind was Mara from SMT series.
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Ilishe
12/26/17 7:50:45 AM
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Holy shit

I thought of Black the Dragon from Suikoden.

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Sure
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HaVeNII7
12/26/17 8:00:50 AM
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Daxter would be the coolest pet ever tbqh.
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_Schwarzlicht_
12/26/17 8:28:45 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Mordin Solus

Awesker002 posted...
Tali Zorah Vas Normandy

TheCyborgNinja posted...
Samara

Guess I'm gonna keep this goin with Javik.

I don't think I can contain him, but he's welcome to stay and call me a primitive if he wants.
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Dyinglegacy
12/26/17 8:33:04 AM
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Alex Mercer.

:(
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YookaLaylee
12/26/17 8:34:39 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Crash Bandicoot

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UnfairRepresent
12/26/17 8:56:54 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Alex Mercer.

:(

You're not following the topic
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LIsJustice
12/26/17 8:58:43 AM
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Liara from Mass Effect hell yeah :).
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Dyinglegacy
12/26/17 9:38:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Alex Mercer.

:(

You're not following the topic


@UnfairRepresent

Explain.

Alex Mercer isn't a human, and he is a video game character.

EDIT: My only response before I could even speak would probably be a frown as he escaped and consumed both of us.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/17 9:58:09 AM
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He is human tho
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Dyinglegacy
12/26/17 10:05:22 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He is human tho


He's not. Human Alex Mercer died in penn station when he released the blacklight virus. The virus grew in Alex Mercer's dead body. The Alex Mercer we see is just the virus. It took on Alex Mercer's personally because it was the first thing that it consumed.

The virus thinks it's Alex Mercer, and for all intents and purposes, it is.

Even if it was the real Alex Mercer, he's definitely FAR from human.

EDIT: The way I took it, is that Alex Mercer became the prime personality of the virus. When Alex consumes other people, he also gains all their memories, and could just a easily become them. However, since Alex was the first being that the virus had contact with, it adapted him as the prime personality. The virus basically reanimated Alex's dead corpse, and retained all of the memories of said corpse.
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Thunder_Armor
12/26/17 10:10:07 AM
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Ratchet.

Id let him go. Hes a space furry and probably sheds.

Though Id wonder where Clank is.
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