Current Events > Trump adds Germany to travel ban due to hostages taken at Nakatomi Tower

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smoliske
12/25/17 10:21:02 PM
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Donald Trump has added the populations of Germany and Austria to his controversial travel ban after hearing reports that terrorists have taken hostages at the Nakatomi Tower in Los Angeles, again.

A spokesman for the Trump administration said the US needed to close the borders to German citizens until the US has figured out what the hell is going on.

The decision was taken after Trump overheard TV reports that members of the East German Volksfrei Movement had seized approximately one hundred hostages while they were enjoying their Christmas Party.

Trump said of the travel ban: It was done for the security of our nation, the security of our citizens, so that people come in who arent going to do us harm. And thats why it was done.

I was a good student. I comprehend things, he said. I understand very well. Better than, I think, almost anybody. And I want to tell you. I listened to a bunch of stuff last night on television that was disgraceful.
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Burgess
12/25/17 10:22:34 PM
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Why wouldn't he try to help the hostages.
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Sylph
12/25/17 10:22:42 PM
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Well hey, when Russia is the only place you can go, it can't be collusion
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Axiom
12/25/17 10:26:48 PM
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Someone better get Carl Winslow on the phone. Time for him to save the day again
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NINExATExSEVEN
12/25/17 10:27:06 PM
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Wait there are German terrorists or are these just Muslim terrorist groups from Germany?

Either way I'm cool with this. Germany is a weak country socially. We don't need people here who would undermine us.
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CiIantro
12/25/17 10:27:49 PM
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Fake news
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DarthAragorn
12/25/17 10:29:13 PM
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Haaaaaaaans
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FifthBeethoven
12/25/17 10:30:17 PM
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TC provided no link so this has to be fake.
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masticatingman
12/25/17 10:36:46 PM
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Germany especially has tons of business ties here. There would be full scale revolt in the business sector.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/25/17 10:37:02 PM
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Wait there are German terrorists or are these just Muslim terrorist groups from Germany?


yes
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Iodine
12/25/17 10:37:23 PM
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FifthBeethoven posted...
TC provided no link so this has to be fake.

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TheDarkCircle
12/25/17 10:37:48 PM
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Thanks to Trump we're allowed to say Die Hard is a Christmas movie again!
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Smashingpmkns
12/25/17 10:38:20 PM
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Bunch of underage users in here
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DezCaughtIt
12/25/17 10:38:41 PM
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I understood that reference
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/25/17 10:39:25 PM
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Guys this isn't a joke. Several hostages have already been killed by the terrorists. It was reported only minutes ago that one of them was shot after attempting to negotiate while high on cocaine.
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Axiom
12/25/17 10:41:04 PM
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Apparently some barefooted maniac is running around writing on people's shirts as well. The fuck kind of madness is this
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Frolex
12/25/17 10:42:09 PM
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but that's dumb, they aren't terrorists, they're bank robbers pretending to be terrorists
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pres_madagascar
12/25/17 10:42:43 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Bunch of underage users in here

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Realforce
12/25/17 10:43:17 PM
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lmao
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DarthAragorn
12/25/17 10:44:26 PM
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Frolex posted...
but that's dumb, they aren't terrorists, they're bank robbers pretending to be terrorists

The leader is just a thief?
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OmegaShinkai
12/25/17 10:45:28 PM
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Ho

ho

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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/25/17 10:46:08 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Frolex posted...
but that's dumb, they aren't terrorists, they're bank robbers pretending to be terrorists

The leader is just a thief?


*exceptional thief
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smoliske
12/25/17 10:46:26 PM
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Frolex posted...
but that's dumb, they aren't terrorists, they're bank robbers pretending to be terrorists


this is an ignorant response, bank robbers wouldn't be packing automatic weapons and explosives and executing hostages
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DarthAragorn
12/25/17 10:47:51 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Frolex posted...
but that's dumb, they aren't terrorists, they're bank robbers pretending to be terrorists

The leader is just a thief?


*exceptional thief

I heard he's moving up to kidnapping
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-Henri
12/25/17 10:54:05 PM
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Wow someone else reads the Rochdale Herald? I thought Id never see the day!
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UnholyMudcrab
12/25/17 10:56:31 PM
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Wait there are German terrorists or are these just Muslim terrorist groups from Germany?

Either way I'm cool with this. Germany is a weak country socially. We don't need people here who would undermine us.

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electricbugs2
12/25/17 10:57:12 PM
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Are some of the users in this topic literally 12? Lmao.
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Sativa_Rose
12/25/17 10:57:27 PM
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This news is faker than Dolly Parton's bosom.
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SageHarpuia
12/25/17 10:59:15 PM
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No source.
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Dash_Harber
12/25/17 11:00:09 PM
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Wait there are German terrorists or are these just Muslim terrorist groups from Germany?

Either way I'm cool with this. Germany is a weak country socially. We don't need people here who would undermine us.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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kislev
12/25/17 11:01:00 PM
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Wait there are German terrorists or are these just Muslim terrorist groups from Germany?

Either way I'm cool with this. Germany is a weak country socially. We don't need people here who would undermine us.


Lol go watch Die Hard its a good Christmas Movie
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Dash_Harber
12/25/17 11:01:44 PM
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kislev posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Wait there are German terrorists or are these just Muslim terrorist groups from Germany?

Either way I'm cool with this. Germany is a weak country socially. We don't need people here who would undermine us.


Lol go watch Die Hard its the best Christmas Movie


FTFY
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-Henri
12/25/17 11:04:29 PM
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And they were never seen again lmao TC took a few names tonight
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/25/17 11:07:22 PM
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-Henri posted...
And they were never seen again lmao TC took a few names tonight


I honestly can't whether the alt-righters have just validated 100% of the negativity in their image or if they've all gone full troll.
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smoliske
12/25/17 11:09:42 PM
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-Henri posted...
And they were never seen again lmao TC took a few names tonight


what are you talking about? did you not read all the replies?

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I honestly can't whether the alt-righters have just validated 100% of the negativity in their image or if they've all gone full troll.


since when am I "alt-right"?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/25/17 11:12:29 PM
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smoliske posted...
since when am I "alt-right"?


wtf where did you get the idea I was talking about you with that post? O_O
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yemmy
12/25/17 11:16:05 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Bunch of underage users in here


I'm not sure which is worse, that tc is this obsessed with Trump that he spent 5-10 minutes typing this up or that people don't realize this was a plot of a film from 1988.
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Phantom_Nook
12/25/17 11:16:50 PM
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It's a testimate to Trump's stupidity that I believed the title before entering.
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OmegaShinkai
12/25/17 11:19:31 PM
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yemmy posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Bunch of underage users in here


I'm not sure which is worse, that tc is this obsessed with Trump that he spent 5-10 minutes typing this up or that people don't realize this was a plot of a film from 1988.

He didn't type this up, it's a satire article.
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yemmy
12/25/17 11:19:48 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
It's a testimate to Trump's stupidity that I believed the title before entering.


Not a testament to Trump's stupidity, I wouldn't say.
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Re-iNcarnated
12/25/17 11:20:03 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
-Henri posted...
And they were never seen again lmao TC took a few names tonight


I honestly can't whether the alt-righters have just validated 100% of the negativity in their image or if they've all gone full troll.
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-Henri
12/25/17 11:20:07 PM
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yemmy posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Bunch of underage users in here


I'm not sure which is worse, that tc is this obsessed with Trump that he spent 5-10 minutes typing this up or that people don't realize this was a plot of a film from 1988.

He didnt. He copied it right from a satire news site. Yet people still believed it.
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Uncle_Drew
12/25/17 11:21:49 PM
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I seen this! A quote just released from an officer on the radio that was responding to the scene. Apparently automatic gunfire has been reported from one of the windows
Crazy!
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SlashmanSG
12/25/17 11:52:43 PM
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A crazed man from the building is using police radio channels in an attempt to order pizza.
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Going_Deep_08
12/26/17 12:05:47 AM
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XFD at everyone who didn't get the topic!!!
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kuwab0
12/26/17 12:59:17 AM
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ManSpread
12/26/17 1:03:57 AM
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Wait there are German terrorists or are these just Muslim terrorist groups from Germany?

Either way I'm cool with this. Germany is a weak country socially. We don't need people here who would undermine us.

this post happened
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/26/17 1:05:59 AM
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Tagged a lot of people itt. 11/10 topic
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CensorErik
12/26/17 1:06:25 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Bunch of underage users in here

Seriously. Nobody got the reference. Damn kids. And on Christmas too? Smdh.
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