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Duncanwii
12/27/17 9:35:06 AM
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She is under the impression that she is the pony Twilight Sparkle in human form. While in private she never wears clothes and is resistant to wearing them in public. She neighs and whimnies quietly and may pretend she can levitate objects with magic. However, the sex is amazing.

Do you take her?
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apolloooo
12/27/17 9:36:27 AM
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No.
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Caution999
12/27/17 9:37:02 AM
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I'm sure this is someone's fetish.
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mach25687
12/27/17 9:37:14 AM
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Ride that girl into the sunset everyday.
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pieisthebest
12/27/17 9:37:16 AM
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Nah, that would be weird. Now if she thought she was Rarity...
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Puglia77
12/27/17 9:37:49 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
she is the pony Twilight Sparkle

Eww

Give me Fluttershy instead
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Leviamon
12/27/17 9:39:33 AM
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weird topic
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Frolex
12/27/17 9:41:00 AM
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MoistenedYouth
12/27/17 9:45:22 AM
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she can't be a perfect girl is she's a phony
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Infinite 2003
12/27/17 9:46:29 AM
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Leviamon posted...
weird topic

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KiwiTerraRizing
12/27/17 9:46:57 AM
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Fuck her, yes

Admit I know her to anyone else, no
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masterpug53
12/27/17 9:47:59 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Do you take her?


Yep. Hard. And not even remotely a brony.
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gunplagirl
12/27/17 9:53:04 AM
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I'd prefer starlight glimmer, she was adorable in the latest equestria girls special.

Though best girl is probably fluttershy or rarity. Haven't done an official checklist yet.
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obeseexplosive
12/27/17 9:55:29 AM
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Derpy Hooves or nothing
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EverDownward
12/27/17 9:57:09 AM
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Is she quizzical, smart, and sassy? Gotta be those things, too.
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beechesfreeman
12/27/17 9:58:55 AM
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Ginuwine - Pony
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WilliamPorygon
12/27/17 9:59:16 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
She is under the impression that she is the pony Twilight Sparkle in human form. While in private she never wears clothes and is resistant to wearing them in public. She neighs and whimnies quietly and may pretend she can levitate objects with magic. However, the sex is amazing.

Do you take her?


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/76134727/892867279
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Leviamon
12/27/17 10:00:00 AM
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would not bang.

why?

a woman who is thinks she is a pony is not mentally fit for sex.

would not bang
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obeseexplosive
12/27/17 10:01:58 AM
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Leviamon posted...
a woman who is thinks she is a pony is not mentally fit for sex.

Some times it's fun to stick your dick in crazy
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Leviamon
12/27/17 10:03:08 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Leviamon posted...
a woman who is thinks she is a pony is not mentally fit for sex.

Some times it's fun to stick your dick in crazy

theres a difference between "crazy" and mentally unfit.
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Reis
12/27/17 10:07:36 AM
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beechesfreeman posted...
Ginuwine - Pony

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pinky0926
12/27/17 10:10:08 AM
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You find the perfect girl, but she has a central personality attribute that is grossly horrible and offputting

You find a million dollars, but it's in someone else's bank account and you can't access it

You find the perfect place to live, but it's actually a terrible place to live

see where I'm going with this
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pinky0926
12/27/17 10:16:06 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I'm gonna need a few more examples.


You find the perfect genre of music but it actually sucks and is horrible to listen to
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madoka_kaname
12/27/17 8:32:06 PM
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Nope
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JustMonika
12/27/17 8:33:21 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Do you take her?

Nay
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