Poll of the Day > My bf has a bad habit of closing the bathroom door when he's done in there.

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And then you go in shortly after and get hit with a giant wall of shit smell because it had no where to dissapate to.

I have asked a million times to stop this habit because it causes me to suffer greatly.

This morning I suffered again.
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He's bombing you on purpose
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Eww you want the shit smell to seep out?

Spray or get an exhaust fan
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Do you guys have that exhaust fan switch?
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We have an exhaust fan but if he did that it'd be on all day and the motor will die because he'll never turn it off.

EvilMegas posted...

Eww you want the shit smell to seep out?

I'd rather have it seep out over five minutes and dissipate into the air of the whole house than be trapped until someone opens the dang door hours later! When it's had time to stew
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Haha I do this and my wife hates it, too

My thinking is that I dont want the stench wafting into the hallway and into the rest of the house, so I try to keep it contained.

Ill crack the window, but its freezing out and my wife hates that, too lol
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Far-Queue you're a monster! Lmao
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Jen0125 posted...

We have an exhaust fan but if he did that it'd be on all day and the motor will die because he'll never turn it off.

EvilMegas posted...

Eww you want the shit smell to seep out?

I'd rather have it seep out over five minutes and dissipate into the air of the whole house than be trapped until someone opens the dang door hours later! When it's had time to stew

Or, open a window?
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He could do that but if he can't even remember to leave a door open how is he gonna remember to open a dang window? The window is in the shower!
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Jens house smells like poop, taco bell and boogers. Confirmed.
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EvilMegas posted...

Jens house smells like poop, taco bell and boogers. Confirmed.

I can't help if Ernie shoots boogies everywhere.
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What do boogers smell like?
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i'm not sure ask stephen bean
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Omg my wife does this! I get so frustrated because she doesnt turn the fan on and just lets the poop smell sit there when she forgets and closes the door

I try to tell her to use the fan but she claims that people outside will smell it and know which house its coming from. I dont know about her sometimes
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your wife should get with my boyfriend and then you and i can move to san diego instead and live in a home where we never shit stank bomb each other.
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i hate the door being closed because i don't know if someone is in there or not

so i knock, and i look like an idiot, because i'll even do it if i know i'm the only one there

I always let the fan run for a good 10 minutes after.

But any lingering smell should stay in the bathroom.

if you leave the door open it only would make your hallway smell for 2 minutes tops because the air has a lot more room to spread
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Yesterday my gf got a good whiff of my bathroom dead, and went around spraying the bathroom and then she sprayed my butt :(

I left the door open, and there's no bathroom fan, what's a man supposed to do!

aw at least she sprayed your butt. that's true love.
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Mead posted...

Omg my wife does this! I get so frustrated because she doesnt turn the fan on and just lets the poop smell sit there when she forgets and closes the door

I try to tell her to use the fan but she claims that people outside will smell it and know which house its coming from. I dont know about her sometimes

Your wife amuses me.
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Do y'all not just have a can of febreze in the bathroom... bc everyone should have that. I know in the past though personally I've shut the door after using it because sometimes that shit will travel to other rooms in the house

My 78 year old dad does that too
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Jen0125 posted...

We have an exhaust fan but if he did that it'd be on all day and the motor will die because he'll never turn it off.

You can replace the switch with one of those with a timer. You can find them in big hardware chain stores or even in ebay.

if you febreeze it and then close the door it just smells like shit covered in perfume when you get face fucked by the wall of odor

GDBlueFalcon posted...

Jen0125 posted...

We have an exhaust fan but if he did that it'd be on all day and the motor will die because he'll never turn it off.

You can replace the switch with one of those with a timer. You can find them in big hardware chain stores or even in ebay.

i'm not gonna be modifying my rental like that. i don't own my house.
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i never understood shutting the door when no ones in there. altho i dont normally shut any door besides the the ones that lead outside.
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ssj4supervegeta posted...

i never understood shutting the door when no ones in there. altho i dont normally shut any door besides the the ones that lead outside.

We shut the door so Ernie doesn't get into the garbage and eat the tissues out of it.
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yeah i gues it makes sense if you have a dog or a kid...given what you said i hope it's your dog.
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yes, Ernie is a dog.
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Far-Queue posted...

Haha I do this and my wife hates it, too

My thinking is that I dont want the stench wafting into the hallway and into the rest of the house, so I try to keep it contained.

Ill crack the window, but its freezing out and my wife hates that, too lol

Wives... you just can't win, man.
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Haha this is hilarious cause my girlfriend complains to me about the same thing and her name is also Jen!!

My thought process is that since our bathroom is in our room, Id rather the smell stay in the bathroom than woft into our bedroom. She doesnt seem to understand that concept...

Tell him it's fine to leave the door closed as long as he remembers to turn a heater on in the bathroom!
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Sas6D9 posted...

My thought process is that since our bathroom is in our room, Id rather the smell stay in the bathroom than woft into our bedroom. She doesnt seem to understand that concept...

the concept is the fact that it doesn't dissipate in the bathroom! it just lingers forever until your wife walks in there and gets nose fucked by your poop fumes!
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Jen, you seem to be ignoring the humor aspect of getting someone with a smelly room.

well my poor nose can't take it anymore! lmao

ugh it's especially bad if he had just taken a shower and it's in there with the trapped steam.
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ssj4supervegeta posted...

i never understood shutting the door when no ones in there. altho i dont normally shut any door besides the the ones that lead outside.

My cousins keep their bathroom door closed cause they have a little kid that likes to play in the toilet.

Theres this weird thing you can do where you flush the waste right away instead of sitting in it for ten minutes like a moron
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Get one of those anti crime light switch timers and put it over the fan switch. Then set it to turn on every hour for ten minutes or something like that.
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Jen0125 posted...

if you febreeze it and then close the door it just smells like s*** covered in perfume when you get face f***ed by the wall of odor

So get febreze and don't close the door?

Get a second bathroom
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i do that, saves having shit spread over the house.

tell him to open the fucking window first though
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OhhhJa posted...

Jen0125 posted...

if you febreeze it and then close the door it just smells like s*** covered in perfume when you get face f***ed by the wall of odor

So get febreze and don't close the door?

The whole point of the topic is he won't remember to leave the door open
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Jen0125 posted...

OhhhJa posted...

Jen0125 posted...

if you febreeze it and then close the door it just smells like s*** covered in perfume when you get face f***ed by the wall of odor

So get febreze and don't close the door?

The whole point of the topic is he won't remember to leave the door open

Well tell him to learn some proper dookie etiquette

I have been trying!
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That man needs some poo pourri
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Doctor Foxx posted...

That man needs some poo pourri

Poo Pourri is way too expensive.
You can put a few drops of essential oil on top of the toilet water, wait a moment, then poop.
It works the same way.
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how can u call him ur bf if you can't even embrace his poop essence
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Joshs Name posted...

how can u call him ur bf if you can't even embrace his poop essence

Not a true bf until you've given him a solid blumpkin

Its called a wallflower or some other plug in. Problem solved.

It's a habit that probably comes from trying to keep a dog or cat out of the bathroom. Even if you don't have any pets now, it can be hard to break the habit.
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