Poll of the Day > Without looking up anything, tell me the entire story of FF7

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FF7 is overrated!
Oot was better!
1997 was so 21 years ago!

Okay, now that we have all that out of the way, tell me the story of FF7 without looking anything up. Go!

I have beaten the game about a billion times on every console available and I would sit there like ummm well.. see..

Lets see who can do it the best! And whoever does it the best obviously cheated and looked shit up!

Cloud thinks he's a person but he's not that person at all.

Tifa has bounce for a PS1 sprite.
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AllstarSniper32 posted...

Cloud thinks he's a person but he's not that person at all.

Tifa has bounce for a PS1 sprite.

Well.. right now youre in first place..

Which means you looked up what you said!

Sicko

I mostly remember that a crazy scientist attempted to breed a lion-coyote with a woman because.... science?
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Do you guys get the feeling some guy is furiously typing a five paragraph summary of every major thing that happens in FF7 right now?

MICHALECOLE posted...

AllstarSniper32 posted...

Cloud thinks he's a person but he's not that person at all.

Tifa has bounce for a PS1 sprite.

Well.. right now youre in first place..

Which means you looked up what you said!

Sicko

Am I a sicko for knowing about Cloud or for knowing about Tifa? Either way, I'll take it!
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(FF7 Spoilers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1mTWL3qi4A
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GanonsSpirit posted...

(FF7 Spoilers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1mTWL3qi4A

Good job

MICHALECOLE posted...

GanonsSpirit posted...

(FF7 Spoilers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1mTWL3qi4A

Good job

Posting a video doesn't count as looking it up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EluNo3W4dog
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Tropic_Sunset posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

GanonsSpirit posted...

(FF7 Spoilers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1mTWL3qi4A

Good job

Posting a video doesn't count as looking it up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EluNo3W4dog

Yeah I was being sarcastic

That was a sarcastic thumbs up

idk, never played them. not interested in ff
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There's some weirdo with a giant sword and a girl with giant breasts and way too much rule34 content.
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I didn't finish ff7. Thought it was boring. I don't remember how far I was. I played it when they put in on the psp/ps3 psn.

I also bought it on steam and didn't get far. Maybe I'll play it again some day.

Cloud is fucked in the head and these ladies are thirsty for his buster sword
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The planet is alive, and it's blood is the souls of the dead. Ancient people could use special powers by communicating with the planet. Then one day an alien flea came to earth to suck the blood and made monsters. It created a wound so the planet would bleed, but the people made it scab over and trapped the flea. This weakened the planet and some of the people lost their powers when they got lazy.

In the present day, no one has powers any more, but can use chunks of the magic scab to gain powers. The fleas remains are dug out and it's DNA is injected into people to try and recreate powers. One baby becomes super powerful, learns he has 3 parents, burns his house and decides to use the planet as a surf board. So he dives into the blood and gets stuck in a scab himself.

This confused another guy into thinking he was a different guy. He thought he loved one girl until he remembered he liked the girl with big knockers instead. So he went into a coma when he realized the mess he was in. The girl he thought he liked had the ultimate marble the entire time and decided that she could stop the big bad surfer dude by herself, and she's right, except she wipes out after setting things up.

Now everyone goes to the scab to stop the big bad from summoning a meteor which would fling him and his flea-mom to a new planet or something. He's become a blood clot which stops the flow of earth blood which is needed for the good spell. They unclog him, the blood flows and meteor goes away.

Off course!
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@KogaSteelfang lmao at the surfboard comment
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Ahaha, that was great, Koga.
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There is a quicktime event to inflate a little girl
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Okay, so there's this dude named Cloud, and he has a massive compensatingforsomething sword. He kills a bunch of people with it, and there's a guy named Sephiroth. He was in that one, right? He either betrays you or betrays the bad guys to join you. That's all I know.
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Buncha homies crew up to stop a former homie from icing the world.

One of the terries gets gatted by that metrosexual playa and then the main homeboy starts trippin off some existential shit. Afta that, even the planet crews up against that long sword hustla.
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I shall tell you but first you must

Shut up, sit your ass in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!
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