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https://doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30181.50404/1

"Analysis and Qualitative Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance and Wake of a Miss Kobayashis Dragon Maid Character"

A computational fluid dynamics methodology is used to study the salient flow features around the breasts of a human figure and to describe the aerodynamic differences imparted by their geometric presence. Two models are proposed for examination: a 3-dimensional reference based on a character design with a significantly buxom figure and a modification of this design where the breast size is reduced significantly. The two models are tested at speeds ranging from 1 to 30 ms^-1 using Reynolds-averaged Navier Stokes (RANS). Drag, lift, and skin friction forces, along with turbulence kinetic energy (TKE), are investigated and compared between the different models. The present results are expected to provide useful information on the validity of the statement, "Flat is Justice" in terms of an aerodynamic standpoint. In addition to this, the results can offer worthwhile data investigating the anthropometrical presence of large breasts on sport aerodynamics.

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While it might seem a little silly out of context you never truly know where this research could lead nor how the person behind it might grow.

Like Former WWE Divas Champion and womens self defense instructor Eve Torres who earned a full tuition scholarship at the University of Southern California and graduated with honors to earn a degree in Industrial and Systems Engineering.



She even starred alongside Jackie Chan:

http://gifyu.com/images/dcup.gif

Now you gotta believe back in 2005/6 if was just out of contexting reading about some thesis studying Wind Turbine Vibrations, they like you would off-handedly dismiss it.

And look where we are now in 2018. Eve is one of the most successful women in the world and there isn't a nation out there that doesn't alternative energy and enviroment protection as a number 1 focus of their politics.

You really just don't know what the future holds.
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This topic was already amazing with just the OP.

WWEPropaganda's contribution turned this topic into the GREATEST TOPIC OF 2018.
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WWEPropaganda posted...

Your logic just baffles me sometimes. But then again, so does WWE's logic, so I guess you're a better representation of the company than I thought.
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lol
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The science of anime breasts and a WWE propaganda as the first two posts in a topic.

This is the best timeline.
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Holy shit that's 14 fucking full pages....

How in the hell.

Why in the hell....

If this guy got a scholarship then something is wrong with the world.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Holy shit that's 14 fucking full pages....

How in the hell.

Why in the hell....

If this guy got a scholarship then something is wrong with the world.

14 pages. 72 properly-formatted references. Over 10,000 words. This dude was serious about it. According to his post on r/anime about the paper, he was apparently an engineering undergrad. After he finished his senior design project with a couple months to spare on his research license, he decided to (and this is a direct quote) "write a meme paper of highest quality that academic research publications have never seen before" with the extra time he had. I cant link straight to the post because of some of the things that people posted in the comments, but it shouldn't be too hard to find since it's now the 5th-highest-upvoted post in the subreddit's history.
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Calwings posted...

After he finished his senior design project with a couple months to spare on his research license, he decided to (and this is a direct quote) "write a meme paper of highest quality that academic research publications have never seen before" with the extra time he had

Ok so this is just something extra he did for fun?

That's not as bad then
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To be fair, she does have great boobs.
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lmao
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